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have you ever wanted to fight an aquabat??? of course you have, who hasn’t? here’s a handy reference so you can make good decisions when trying to punch a weird sweaty superhero creature in the face

the commander who wins: no one i understand that you want to fight the commander. i want to fight the commander. everyone wants to fight the commander. but this guy has a neverending desire to win and if you try and fight him he will not stop until he has kicked your ass into the dirt. it could take months. it could take years. he will still keep fighting. besides, even if you somehow convince him to give up you will have interacted with the mc bat commander. there is no way to win this. you fool. do not fight the commander

crash who wins: crash who do you think you are? crash is probably the strongest aquabat and he is also ready to grow to supersize at the drop of a hat. he’ll stomp you out like an ant. besides, crash is doing his best, why would you want to fight him? actually, fine, fight him. if you want to fight him so bad just do it. he will probably crush you and you will deserve it for wanting to harm crash mclarson

ricky who wins: you, maybe ricky is fast and he always does that weird cobra stance thing when he fights people but he’s tiny. you could probably beat him but why would you fight him?? he’s like sixteen. he has braces. he thinks putting cinnamon in hot chocolate is a hardcore thing to do. ferociously noogie him, maybe, but don’t fight ricky

eaglebones who wins: you have you seen eaglebones?? dude is like, 90 pounds soaking wet. as long as you can wrestle his guitar away from him you’re golden. besides, he deserves to be punched in the face in all honesty. he looks so smug. fight eaglebones

jimmy who wins: i don’t care why would you fight jimmy. what kind of bitter vile person do you have to be to want to fight jimmy. hasn’t jimmy already been through enough? have you watched the show? have you witnessed these events with your own two eyes? all jimmy wants is to do weird science junk and knit bonnets for mutant chickens. do not fight jimmy. what is wrong with you

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I will Fight Jimmy

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Why would you fight Eaglebones? Just kick him if you have to, but why would you?

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things i’d like to point out about this vid

they’re covering fuckin taylor swift

mcbcs intentionally bad singing

please watch jimmy pleas e

mcbc hiding behind jimmy

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To everyone who had no clue, this exists, here you go!

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Headcannon: Eaglebones can sleep literally anywhere. Covered in water at the park? Naps sitting upright on the bench. Car? Nap. Only from this one picture I found on my phone

No I don't know where this came from

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unorganized Aquabats hcs!!!

Crash rlly likes cryptids, but he sometimes goes too deep down the rabbit hole and scares himself. His favourite is Mothman!

Bones is very crafty, and has the BEST birthday card skills. That man is an force to be reckoned with when he's equipped with glitter glue and pipe cleaners.

Jimmy constantly has to stop himself from starting new pet projects. There's just so much to learn!

MCBC paints his nails and does it poorly on purpose, bc he thinks it looks cooler when it's messy and chipped. Eaglebones tried to do it nicely one time, and then he picked at it immediately, so Bones refuses to do his nails now.

speaking of nail polish: my hcs for colours! MCBC: blue with black accent nails - Bones: just black - Crash: rainbow and sparkly - Jimmy: subtle sparkly with white undercoat (the sparkle didn't show up on the metal without it) - Ricky: silver metallic

Ricky will instantly become unremovable if he gets cozy. Oh, you threw your cloak over his head as a joke? Too bad, he's never coming out. He lives there now.

Crash has a large collection of plushies squirrelled away somewhere, and regularly switches out the one he has on his bed. Only Jimmy has managed to find out where they all are, but he would never, ever reveal it to anyone.

One time the gang made friendship bracelets. Bones' gave his to the dude for her spirit nest, Crash's broke when he got big, Jimmy's got taken off to put on rubber gloves for an experiment and misplaced, Ricky's flew off on a run and he couldn't find it. MCBC still has his, in a drawer, and likes to look at it.

At least once, someone switched out the iconic sharpie with another colour. MCBC was tired enough he didn't notice. Shenanigans ensued.

Bones is a maple syrup lover. OBSESSED with the stuff. The band went to Canada *one time* and he STOCKED UP on the good kind.

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He just drinks it out of the container, honestly same.

Also I think crash and Eaglebones would bond over cryptids and see who would get scared first.

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going to the Aquabats concert! Gonna try to give this to eaglebones

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its in his background

That's me dying in excitement

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I remember hearing somewhere that, when Eaglebones started with the Aquabats, he wore an XS rash guard, and I didn't believe that, until I saw this. Dude is a twig. But he also reminds me of this picture

Sorry, but that was all I could think. Serious punk rocker, but, he's narrow and kinda looks fragile, here's another picture

Twig boy, imagine if they called him that? I'm not trying to be mean, but it is in character for them

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My sister's guitar for reference cuz this boy is huge

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This is stupid

okay, so I work with my mom and she was watching a pope documentary and I just got a new playlist and was listening to the aquabats

so I'm watching this, and it's serious but all I can hear is pajamazon

#the aquabats #Funny #ramblings

going to the Aquabats concert! Gonna try to give this to eaglebones

#the aquabats #aquabats #i'm excited

this chat

#the aquabats #This chat #Idk what we were doing

Me and my sister are going to the Aquabats concert and we’re gonna dress as claw and bones! I have been crocheting eagleclaw gloves for her and I have to wear knee braces anyway soooooo…. *screaming* IM SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!!!

#the aquabats #Rant #holy darn #aaaaaaaaa