#holy darn

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Me and my sister are going to the Aquabats concert and we’re gonna dress as claw and bones! I have been crocheting eagleclaw gloves for her and I have to wear knee braces anyway soooooo…. *screaming* IM SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!!!

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omg the way I eagleclaw screeched when I saw my sis texted me this

Uh, yes, I’m indeed screeching still!!!

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The criminal and the Auror

A Patricia Rakepick X Sae Nijiima one shot, cause what’s better than one milf? Two Milfs!

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"Patricia! We're not supposed to go here!" A young Sae hissed at the redhead. 

"Oh come on, Sae," Patricia smirked at the Slytherin over her shoulder as she dragged her trough the sketchy crowd that had gathered in Borgin and Burkes. "Don't tell me you're scared."

"Of course I'm not," Sae scoffed quietly but her grip on Patricia's hand tightened. "I just don't see why you're interested in this supposed sale. This place is barely a respectable establishment-" "Oh shush, Sae," Patricia chuckled and intertwined their fingers. "I thought someone as determined to pass all her O.L.W's as you would at least appreciate a little extra knowledge?"

"Extra knowledge or a cheat?" Sae asked, the annoyance in her voice clear as day. Patricia merely shrugged and looked around the stands as well as possible. 

A mysterious pulsing orb with red and black mist swirling in it caught her attention, and she pulled Sae along as she elbowed people out of her way to get to it.

"It looks like a big remember ball," Sae sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Is it really that important, Patricia?"

"Interested in it, huh?" The owner said with a crooked grin. "We call it Mementos. It's said to allow you to glimpse into the distorted desires of people around you."

"Distorted desires, you say?" Patricia asked with interest. "Can't we just move on?" Sae groaned quietly but stayed anyway. It's not like her friendly rival would actually waste money on these sketchy items, right?

"An official report from Dumbledore himself? That's a first," Sae scoffed at the document her apprentice dropped on her desk.

"Professor Dumbledore requested for you to be leading the case specifically, Nijima," The boy, Goro, smiled politely.

"I'll look into it right away, give me a summary," The Auror said as she started flipping through the file.

"It appears a defense against the dark arts teacher is a part of a group of dark wizards. They call themselves R, their objective is still unknown." 

"Are the students the teacher taught interrogated?" Sae asked as she rose from her chair.

"Not yet," Her apprentice sighed. "She did take three students under her wing. A daughter of two known death eaters, a young man who recently started at Gringotts as a curse breaker and another young man who seems to enjoy defying authority figures."

"I want a testimony of all three of them by the end of the week, with any luck the culprit slipped up somewhere," Sae stated as she gathered her bearings. 

"And where are you going?" 

Sae fought the urge to roll her eyes at the young man and glanced at him. "Knockturn alley. If you'll find any information on R, report it to me as soon as possible, got it?" The witch said.

Goro opened his mouth to speak but by then Sae had already apparated to Knockturn alley.

"Figured you'd start looking for me without backup." A voice called out from Sae's right side.

The auror glanced at the narrow alleyway and leaned against the brick wall so she wouldn't draw too much suspicion, knowing all too well who was hiding around the corner.

"I'm surprised you'd come back here." Sae scoffed quietly.

Rakepick clicked her tongue playfully. "Watch your tone, Sae, I'd almost think you're disappointed to see me."

"I'm more so disappointed that you ended up getting dragged into a cult and are currently on the run from the law you were supposed to enforce." Sae sighed and straightened her collar. "I want you to give me information on R. You give us information and I'll try my best to convince them not to sent you to Azkaban."

"Aww, looks like you still got the same habits Nijima," Rakepick teased slightly, leaving her hiding spot so she could brush a stray hair out of Sae's face. "So quick to get to the point. I hope that's the only thing you do quick,"

Sae simply huffed and straightened her back. "If you think your comments will fluster me like they used to, you are gravely mistaken Rakepick."

"Oh really?" Rakepick smirked and raised an eyebrow. She placed one hand next to Nijima's head and leaned towards her. "Then what's stopping you from arresting me right this instant?"

"Cause I needed to talk to you before officially starting my investigation and second of all," Sae smirked slightly and took a step towards Rakepick, who merely raised an amused eyebrow as a response. "We both know you're quite easy to track down."

"Am I now?" Patricia hummed and gently grabbed Sae's chin.

Instead of swatting her away as she was supposed to, Sae simply leaned into the redhead's touch, her eyes not wavering. "You are for me."

"Of course, we always did use to compete for the top spot back at Hogwarts," Rakepick grinned. "I'm glad you haven't lost your sense of competition, Sae."

"The fact that you'd consider that a possibility is insulting, Patricia," Sae smiled slightly and grabbed the redhead's wrist. If this were any other criminal she'd never let her guard down like this. But this? This is Patricia Rakepick, one of the most dangerous witches around. And yet Sae knows that Patricia would never cause her any serious harm.

Rakepick let out a laugh and pulled her wrist away, only to grab Sae's hands instead. "How about we go on one last adventure before you start hunting me down while trying to bring me to justice, hm?"

"Who says we can't have our adventures while I'm hunting you down?" Sae smirked and stepped away from Rakepick and the wall, making Patricia pout. "I look forward to our game of cat chasing mouse. And I know you do too."

"Do you have to leave already? You're still a bore as well," The redhaired with sighed in mock disappointment. 

"Knowing how diligent my apprentice is, he already has testimony from one of the students you took under your wing," Sae said. Of course, the real reason was cause Rakepick still made her heart beat faster than normal, the same way it's been since their last year at Hogwarts, but she couldn't exactly say that.

"I shall come to look for you at another time," Sae smiled slightly and started walking down the road, having Hogwarts as her next destination in mind.

"Then I'll give you a hint where I'm going in hiding," Rakepick called after her with a confident grin. "There's a pub a little further down this road. Who knows, you might find me there this Friday around 8 pm."

"Make it nine and I just might see you there," Sae looked over her shoulder so she could smile at Patricia.

"Nine it is. Have fun at work." Patricia's smirk was the last thing Sae saw before she disapparated. 

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This took way longer than it meant to and I’m not really satisfied with it but I figured I should just post it and maybe make more in the future? We’ll see

@hanihonii and @heleneplays , i thought you two might wanna read    👀👀👀👀

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Aerith: *appears in her fancy dress *

my gay ass: *stops functioning, literally dropping the damn controller* 

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I am .

[beifongsss]

OKAY SO MY CRUSH LIKES ME BACK AND WE BOTH KNOW THAT WE LIKE EACH OTHER SO HE ASKED ME TO HOCO AND LIKE IVE BEEN WANTING THST AT THE END OF THE NIGHT WHEN HOCO IS OVER AND SHIT HE’LL KISS ME LIKE SUPER SWEETLY OR SOME SHIT BUT HES LIKE SHY AND I DONT WANNA KISS HIM BC IDK IF HE’LL HATE ME FOR IT BUT DAMN THAT KID HAS ME FALLING HEAD IVER HEELS FOR HIM

IM SQUEALING THIS IS SO CUTE (also what is hoco?) AND AGHH IF HE REALLY LIKES YOU BACK I SAY GO FOR THAT KISS GURLLLLL. I AM LIVING FOR THIS!!! I’M SURE HE WON’T HATE YOU BUT IF YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE KISSING HIM THEN DON’T DO IT BUT AHHH CUTIESSSSSS (pls keep me updated this is the kind of cute shit I live for) <333

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THAT MONSTERKIND UPDATE HOLY SHIT

[coolbeanzeaglbones]

guys! It happened again!!

I should be happy, but then my PIECE OF CRAP COUSIN had to make fun of me on the phone and now I’m crying kinda lol