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all the text is either just like "i'm (so) sorry" "please" "nilly" there's an "i'll fix it" "i'll be better" and "can't we be friends" in there too 🥱
developer sisters please humble that blue twink and make him lose everything and make pure vanilla cookie not take his ass and my life is yours 🫡🫡🫡🫡
my shamil was like his crashout sprite after the light of solidarity snipes him but before he goes completely crazy and gets all the colors but with some creative liberties 🥱
and his hair is like not as tendril-y as it normally is because i wanted it to be all soupy and limp ig because he's sad and since his face ain't there i feel like i needed more to sell it but iiiii left the arm all squiggly a) because it's some like visual corruption, how far this guy fucked up, and b) bc i just thought it'd be cool and i needed more eyes 🥱🥱
he's crying btw idk how hard the extra eyes sell that i really wanted to get a more sideways view where he could be visibly crying in there buttttttt i couldn't get an angle i liked in the silli pose thing i was using and i wanted pv to take up more space and look a bit imposing so 🥱
the soul jam being colored isssss just cuz i thought it would look cool and ig at this point it'd be like the only thing between the two of them because i want pv to crash out sooooo bad you don't understandddddddddd
this isn't me hating shamil btw i think he's such an interesting little critter but holy fuck someone needs to put that guy in his place he's insane 😭😭
i think that if it starts here this is the only way i'd even think like slightly to entertain a redemption arc because holy balls that guy does NOT deserve one of those rn and i also think it'd be interesting for pv too because he is such a goddamn pushover like buddy you need to tell him to fuck off eventually 😭😭😭😭
in a way pv is supposed to be loosely based on like medieval-ish jesus paintings or like ig just ones of the last judgment too like he's supposed to look mad and also the staff being behind is just for the halo lowkey 🥱
oh! and he's also like yanking his dress/robes/whatever away a little like that's not entirely clear i feel like but he's pulling away from shamil's grip on his clothes
also that soul jam was really hard to draw 😭😭😭 i don't normally like just using things i've hit with the warp tool but i could not draw that thing right without it 😭😭
can i also just complain abt them being able to switch forms rq like i want the ancients stuck in their awakened forms and shamil to be stuck in his fucked up amalgamated weird form so that there's like visual consequences to their actions y'know? i just think it'd be interesting 🥺🥺
also i just think this guy is funny
the fella in the back is the default model guy and i didn't mean to move it sideways but 😭😭
also this is so peak
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i traced over it guys is that a sin can i do that 🥺 idk but i did other than the fingers i didn't want to bother posing those lmfaooooooo
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why is there tumblr snake game in the corner of my screen and why is it talking to me 🤨 anyways lalala THE COOKIE RUN KINGDOM SHOP THEME BRO IDK WHY I JUST KEEP WAKING UP WITH IT STUCK IN MY HEADDDDD IM GIVING DEVSIS MONEY IN MY DREAMS IG 😭😭😭😭😭
guys what the fuck are you mad about that was a good ending 😭
like i don't entirely like them killing off the beasts but they're definitely not gone and i hope they're in shamil's head torturing his blue ass because it'd be so peak 🙏
but other than that i... why are we so mad 😭
wlily was gonna die i don't know why we're framing it as they killed the suicidal character
she's not suicidal?? self-sacrificial and suicidal are two different things, all three characters to do with the light of solidarity (wlily, de, salt) are ALL self-sacrificing. none of them truly want to die but if they have to martyr themselves to make the world better they'd do it
if wlily was suicidal she had quite literally every chance to kill herself before the ending bro but she DOESNT because she DOESNT want to die but she knows she HAS TO
the theme of the game is NOT kys bro
yes the conclusion to her arc ends in her dying but she didn't die for nothing and i feel like y'all are getting so lost in this one idea that you're entirely missing the point
yes her freedom came from her death BUT SO DID EVERYONE ELSE'S???
THE BIG BAD IS DEAD BRO?? THEY DONT KNOW SHAMIL'S ASS IS ALIVE. AS FAR AS THEYRE AWARE WLILY JUST RID EARTHBREAD OF EVIL
she was probably the only one able to kill dark enchantress cookie—even if someone else could the payoff wouldn't have been as satisfying
her character is obviously related to freedom, yes, but it's also largely about repentance. she sees de as her evil that she created and if anyone else killed dark enchantress then it would not have had as good payoff because nobody else deserved to kill her. nobody else earned it. yes it was all of earthbread's fight but it was wlily's first and foremost.
she probably would've died anyways because y'know her and dark enchantress cookie are one in the same it'd be weird if only one of them lived and it's not like de was ever going to get redeemed so
also if we go look at our actual main character, gingerbrave, he also KEEPS GOING FOR HIS FRIENDS he doesn't become the ultimate cookie and THAT is the theme of the game.
devsis is not telling you to kill yourself guys 😭 if they were that episode would've gone completely differently
if they were there would be no game because gingerbrave would've never escaped the oven in the first place
thanks for coming to my ted talk 😇 there are probably more eloquent ways to articulate this but i'm so mad 🥀
FUCIKG BEAST YEAST 15 SPOILERS NO SHIT BUT LIKE AHHHHHHHHHH
DEVSIS WHEN I GET YORU ASSES
WHY DID YIU KILL WLILY WHAT THE BALLS
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY DID YIU GUVE THAT STUPID BLUE BITCH A POWER UP WHY THE FUCK KYS
I HOPE TIMEKEEPER BEATS HIS ASS TO HEL WHERE HE BELONGS
WAIT WHOS WALKING TO THE
WITCH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I STILL HAD THE CREDIST RUNNIMG WHO JUST HRABBED THE ULTIMATE COOKIE WHAT WHATW WHYA WHAT WHAT HWYAHHSUSHSJSHSJGSIIAUISJWIIAKKS
FUCKING INSANE WHA THE FUCK
ALSO CAN WE GET A DEAD SILENTFAELILY SCENE NOW SIMCE THEYRE ALL FUCING DEAD FUKC YIU KYS I WANTED YOU TO BRING THE ILD MAN BACK NOT KILL THE OTHER TWO
ALSO DOOMED STRAIGHT SLOP BRO THE PURELILY SHIPPERS GOT SOME FUCKING FOOD EVEN IF IT WAS SOB WORTHY OH MY GODDDDD
SO ARE ALL THE BEASTS JUS FUCKING DEAD NOW??????? IS IT ONLY THE TWINK??? THAS ACRULALY SO MEAN
wait i just opened the gacha why is light cookie gacha here pv is not a new edition this did not just come out what the balls did they misclick 😭
ANYWAYS NO MENTION OF BBG DOUGHAEL SMH WHAT THE HELL 😒😒
I CRIED SO MUCH AT THE END WHAT THE FUKC THOUGH
ANF I OPENED THE SCENES WITH SHAMIL ANF SALT WHILE THEY WERE SITLL IN SILENCE JAIL ANDI IMMEDIATELY STOPPED CRYING AFTER SEEING HIS BITCH ASS I HATE SHAMIL
THEY KILLD THE PEAKEST OF PEAK BRO IM SADDDDDD
ALSO SUGAR SWAN NOT COMING IN ANDKICKING DARK ENCHANTRESS ASS IS LIKE NICE I DONT KNOW OVENBREAK LORE BUT LIKE I KNEW MY GOAT WLILY WOULD COME AURAFARM INSTEAD
MY NOSE WAS LITERALLY BLEEDING WHEN I BLEW IT WHILE CRYING IVER THE COOKIES BRO AUGSJSHSJSSKSSK
WLILY MY WIFE NOOOOOOO COME BACKKKKKK
SILENT SALT MY GOAT COME BACKKKK
PLEASE TELL ME THE WEIRD SOUL JAM LOVECHILD CRITTER IS A REAL COOKIE AND THEY STAY BRO I NEEEED IT SO BAD
ALSO I KNEW SALT HAD TO BE UP TO SOME SHIT BRO I KNEW IT THANK GOD THANK YOU WLILY I LOVE YOU REST IN PEACE OH NO NVM I HEAR PV CRYING INN MY HEAD AS I SAY THAT NOOOOOOOOO BBBGGGGGG 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
ALSO SO GLAF PASTRY AND WLILY GOT TO TALK AGAIN AND THAT PASTRY GOT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORDER RAHHHHH
BUT THEY KILLED WLILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I MEAN OUT OF EVERYONE SHE HAD LIKE QUINTUPLE THE CHANCES OF DYING BUT STILLKKLLLLLLLLLL
I WAS SO WORRIED WHEN SHE KILLED EVERYONE BEFORE SUGAR SWAN SHOWEDUP BRO I WAS SO CONFUSED WHY SHE WOULDNT JUST STOMP THEIR ASSES DEAD BEFORE AND THEN SHEDID AND THEN I WAS WORRIED BUT THEN SUGAR SWAN SAVED THEM YIPPEEEEE
ALSO GINGERBRAVEEEEEE SOMENE GIVE THAT BABY A HUG OH MY GODDDDDD GINGEBRAVE ILY 🥺 HES SO SWEET HES JUST A LITTLE GUY BRO IM SO HAPPY HE DIDNT GET COOKED
BRO IDK WHEN THE LAST TIME I CRIED THAT HARD OBER SOMEHTJH WAS LIKE I WAS LIKE LAUGH CRYING OVER TJE FACT ITS A FUCKING COOKIE GAME BUT TJEY KILLED MY GOATTTTTTT WLILYYYYYYY
ALSO IM STILL MAD SHAMIL GETS A POWER UP FUCK THAT BITCH KILL HIM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WNAYED HIM DEAD SO BAD WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
THE REST OF THAT WAS CINEMA LIKE THE ACTUAL EPISODE PEAK BUT THAT EXTRA SHIT??? OUT OF ALL THE BEASTS WHY IS IT THE BLUE TWINK PUT HIM DOWN I WNAYED AVEYERONE ELSE TO GET SCREENTIKE NOT GIVE HIM MROE DEVSISSSSSSS
LOWKEY THANK YOU FOR ONLY MAKING SALT IMPORTANT TO THE ENDING OF THE STORY THOUGH LIKE HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DESERVED THAT THE REST WERE STILL SUCKING 😭🙏
PULLING UO THE AVATAR WAS CRAZY BRO THAT SHIT WAS INSANEEEEEEEE
WLILY AURAFARM MY GOAT BRO I LOVE YOU QUEEN RIP COME BAKC BBG
THE ESPRESSO COOKIE SECTION WAS SO FUNNY THOUGH LMAOOO NOBODY FUCKING GAVE A FUCK IT WAS SO PEAK GOAT FR
THE KIDS ARE ALL ALIVE THANK YOU DEVSIS
YOU GAVE DOUGH TRIO THEIR FREEDOM THANK YOU DEVSIS
what the fuck happened to pitaya though 🤨💀
YOU KILLED WLILY THOUGH SO FUCK YOU
i mean like narratively it does make sense they were both one in the same part of a whole but FUCK YOU ANYWAYS
THAT WAS SO SAD AT RHE END WHEN SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT LIFE AND FUCKING BITCH MY EYES ARE TEARING UP AGAIN AHHHHHHHH I HAYE YOU DEVSIS DIE UGGHHHHHHH
not really it was a good ending i'm just so sad because she was finally happy 🥺🥺🥺🥺
i probably have more to say but holy fuck that was crazy ughhh devsissssssssss 😭😭😭😭
devsis buddy pal bbg that did NOT need to be timelocked 😭😭😭😭😭
not 3 day worth of lore bro
the most obvious shit ever* and a shamil monologue okay buddy 🥀
also STOP WITH FUCKING SHAMIL BRO PLS
i like him he's an interesting fella but do you know who else is interesting...? THE REST OF THE BEASTS BRO PLEAAAASEE I DONT CARE THAT DOOMED YAOI IS MAKING YOU BANK YOU COULD MAKE MORE IF YOU GAVE THE STRAIGHT SLOP BETTER LOREEE 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
also also why does he just not get his ass kicked?? "oh it's so when salt stabs—" I DONT CAREEEE
when that happened i was not "oh my god but he just soloed pitaya" WHY THE FUCK COULD HE DO THAT BTW?????? LIKE I GET DOUGH TRIO ACTUALLY DID THE FIGHTING BUT WHY COULD HE LIVE??? it was "oh holy shit he stabbed him that's crazy" 😭😭😭
also the rest of the beast/ancient interactions lowkey just SUCKED 🥀
like i was soooo hyped i wanted everyone to have their pv fount moment and they didntttttttt
they literally could've made it still be shamil-centric with HIM being the one who puts all the ancients into their beasts' heads to be like "hah you think this is bad? you don't get it. you don't understand shit" and then everyone could experience it and come back better and be like "no actually you DONT have to do that" and obviously it'd just piss shamil off and the rest of the beasts when they get there BUT ITD BE SO PEAKKKKKKKKKKK RAHHHH DEVSISSSSSSS 🥀🥀🥀
please stop giving shamil all the nuance let me see the other beasts grapple with being beasts bro 😭
other than spice occasionally bringing up change like in a line of dialogue nobody else even like truly seems to grapple with their former role as emissary 😭😭😭
like i get esc is still like "oh i'll make it all better if you just sit in the garden and do nothing and kiss me all day 🥰🥰🥰" but like brother that doesn't countttt not just because her notion of happiness is misguided but because she doesn't even seem to be aware of what she's doing being even a little misguided???
like everyone else is miffed by it but they understand (except maybe salt lowkey but gimme a minute on that guy) that most people don't approach their shit the way they're thinking about it and obviously it's the holier than thou "you're stupid and i'm right" that they're feeling but they're still aware 😭😭 but sugar lowkey just isn't 😭😭
also love the yuri but holy shit was that section lowkey a hard watch 😭 the yuri is not so yuri-ful after that 😭
pls devsis all i ask is you give lore to everyone else 🥺
like i was sooooooo hyped for the dc/mf interaction because a) i naively thought he would get to play virtue too 😔 and b) their dynamic could be so much more interesting than what devsis gives them skahskjsjsshskshkahsjsh
same thing with gc/bs like WHY WAS HOLLYBERRY ALL UP IN THAT SHIT GO BEEF WITH YOUR GF HELLO????????? i wanted to see golden cheese kick spice's assssssssssssssss 😔😔😔
i would've sat there for five hours and i want devsis to know that bro i would've been so much more happy if more time was allotted to everyone and not just shamil bro 😭😭😭
also the kidssssss 🥺 bro devsis do NOT hurt those children pls 🥺 wizard cookie saying he has to lock in to get back to strawberry and gingerbrave 🥺 gingerbrave being all sad after dough trio tried to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS 💀 like don't put the kids through the torture chamber anymore 🥺 pls 🥺
i mean they will because that "oooh de wants gingerbrave" shit had no payoff so he's cooked but like devsis pls 🥺🥺🥺
also WHERES WLILY????? WHERE THE HELL IS SHEEEEE??? IS SHE BRINGING ELDER FAERIE BACK FROM THE DEAD WHERE IS LIL BRO?????????
also what is dough trio up to now where'd they go 🤨🤨🤨
and rip crunchy chip's puppy bro that was just mean 😔😔😔😔
also like whyyy don't the rest of the ancients get to be cool either why is it always just shadowvanilla yaoi bro like not even that actually let everyone have meaningful interactions with dark enchantress cookie PLEASE 🙏
it'd be so fucking interesting bro that's just evil wlily she has the memories devsis please 😭 stop letting him just say the same shit over and over again 😭😭😭
pv's theme song is change from steven universe except it doesn't work 😭
like i like all the guys don't get me wrong i like shamil and i like pv but i want everyone else to be cool too and devsis doesn't let them even when the narrative really should allow it 😭😭
also finally getting to that asterisk i put at the top i was admittedly a touch surprised by dark enchantress cookie sacrificing herself not knowing if she'd come outta there or not
like i get the whole thing is she's just evil misguided wlily but you could really see it there which was nice because i feel like a lot of the time she is bogged down by being the evil bad guy so she doesn't really get to remind us hey she's not just the antagonist idk
like obviously she's evil but it was kinda nice to see her doing shit for the right reasons even if the methods are abhorrently wrong (unlike some blue guy i know 😒)
also uh i did say i'd get to salt sooooo idk what i was cooking entirely like he's such an interesting guy because like obviously he isn't the best guy but he's idk an anti-hero ig?? like he's still a beast he's still bad but like he doesn't like the rest of the beasts and sees the problem but he also still seemingly aligns himself with the bad guys (dark enchantress cookie) which is so fucking interesting after 11 and 12?????
like everyone thought this guy would roll up with wlily and they would kick ass but he helps dark enchantress cookie and wlily is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND WHERE IS SHE DEVSIS 🥀
bro there's probably so much more yapping i could do but i just needed to continue the yap tradition guys 🥱
wlily's gonna roll up with elder faerie and everyone's going back in the tree that's beast yeast 15 devsis told it to me in a dream 🥱🥱🥱
also another random thing i noticed like a week or two ago uhhhhh
you can't see burning spice's soul jam either in the newest one so maybe i'm crazy for this but in this title screen (ignore it being mid loading animation) you can like vaguely see everyone but silent salt's soul jam
like obviously a) the resolution is shit and b) it's easier to see while the animation is playing and the light is moving but there like is no reflection there i swear 😭
like there's a slightly different shape on his torso but it's not shiny bro i swear
ig shamil's really isn't glowing either but you can still see it you cannot see salt's 😭
and i know his is all gray and so is his armor and stuff but like flour's is as white as her headpiece but the lighting still shifts between the two
but like he has his armies in the trailer but he dipped outta the hotel and he was so pissed with wlily being dark enchantress cookie what is up with this guy 😭😭😭
it'd actually be so funny if wlily rolls up with his soul jam too 😭😭😭
i don't think she will i mean bro still has his soul jam in the trailer but like 🤨🤨🤨🤨
there's gotta be a lore reason i'm not crazy guys trust in the sus 🙏🙏🙏🙏
RAHHHHHHH THE GAMBLING GODS HAVE SMILED DOWN UPON ME 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 ONLY MY FOURTH TEN PULL BABYYYYYYY 💥💥💥💥
i'm scared for the lore guys 🥺 where's wlily 🥺
also i like scrolled down to give her a topping tart and completely coincidentally wlily was right there
beast yeast 14 is gonna be insane bro i'm scared 😔😔
also devsis lowkey clickbaited us with this update bro only beast content in beast yeast was just shamil for like twenty seconds 😔😔😔
but the fount lore is crazy bro also how does he have beef with his soul jam dude this guy 😭😭
and sugar of happiness esc was so pretty 😔😔
also uhhh the lore from the anniversary puzzle things???? silent salt saying he couldn't lower the standards for joining the knights of kala namak in case they had to beat his ass is crazy 😭😭 especially since they DO NOT beat his ass 😭😭😭😭
i'd have a more crazy reaction but i didn't watch all the lore in one sitting because i had homework like a loser 😔😒
also maybe i'm just like absolutely insane but idk pv's vibes are off 🤨 idk what it is lil bro just don't seem right 😔
also fym witch?????????? dude the lore is actually gonna be so crazy
also i hope witches as a rarity means we get the first cookies from witch's castle they seem cool but i do not have it in myself to play enough cookie run candy rush to get the lore 😭
if anyone dies i'm crashing out 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
also the uhhhhhh shamil and eternal sugar costumes are so fire but the costume gods don't like me as much rn 😔
i did the two with lotus and alyxis in them like a zillion years ago and then the other two are from the other day 😇
i very much traced over the pictures but y'know
if you never see these guys again it's my figure drawing class' fault i can't even draw my silli homework where everyone's boxes (because there's so many fucking people and there's no good spot to start drawing and it's making me angry 😔)
i'm cooked guys 😔
like i tried drawing it on another paper and then the proportions got cooked 😔
and i have to draw it with a stupid charcoal pencil (DOES NOT LIKE ERASING) and vine charcoal instead of my bbg graphite 😔😔😔
and i have uhh an essay to start and then uh a singular page in double spaced 12 pt times new roman but that's ez drawing's more tedious when i have to y'know actually copy shit unfortunately 😔
FIRST WEEK OF THE QUARTER 😭😭😭😭😭
i'm not in a stem major why you giving me so much work 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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