i beat that bitch with a bat

father, husband, artist. aim: zynmlik

[cooldad6000]

It's always when I leave the house to go see a film that the dash turns into the sex zone. It's like the world knows I'm off limits for a few hours and tells everyone to lose their chill.

[cooldad6000]

Jurassic world 😍🙌🏼

[ketchupdrool-blog]

I wanted to do the thing too Here’s some of my favourites

[cooldad6000]

It was cold outside but hot inside so I'm dying at the cinema wearing a jumper 👎🏼

[mxnrique]

Orange Is The New Black may not have commercials or bathroom breaks but they have scenes with Alex & Piper so that’s basically the same thing.

[cooldad6000]

i should have been the winner but the bear fucked me over

[outofcontextarthur]

[petcornerblog]

“Some say he’s scary but he’s my baby” .. (source pierson1334/reddit via imgur)

[cooldad6000]

devilstribe aw you poor sap (I miss you too)

[cooldad6000]

Today's been one of those days where I don't feel like socializing at all so I've just been lurking and simming. She had a baby then left it at home to go to Egypt because I regretted it but sims won't let you abort without mods and I don't have such a mod.

[ladyhistory]

6 Year Old Me: *screams* DINOSAURS

25+ Year Old Me: *screams* DINOSAURS

[cooldad6000]

One of the first things I do when I wake up is lay in bed on my phone and play catch up with the dash. Now I'm done that I have to consider actually getting out of bed.

[rappcats]

1989: Pete Nice, Eazy E, Dre, Zev Love X (Doom) & Lord Quas 

[officialdavidduchovny]

would you rather live without cats or live without chocolate

Without chocolate. Cats are essential

[devilstribe-blog]

This is every morning.

[problemactic]

[90s90s90s]