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[withyogurl]

How to finger a girl

1,cut your nails 2,wash your hands 3,stimulate her thighs and grab it firmly 4,fuddle her boobs 5,flick and play with her clit while u kiss her same time 6,wait until she’s wet before sliding ur finger in so it won’t hurt 7,soon as u feel she’s wet,look her dead in the eyes while u slide ur fingers in her 8, grab her by the neck and choke her while ur fingers go deeper in her pussy (9) twist and grind slowly in her walls,looking for the pin point of her G spot (10) pay attention to her body language to know when u found the right spot with ur fingers (11) soon as u find the spot,focus on it,grind in there,go deeper,talk shit to her at the same time (12) ask her how she want it,faster? Slowly?

Few tips on fingering a girl,ur welcome

[task-mismanager]

[ceeceey]

[blackgirlsreverything]

I’m excited to watch this!

[sauvamente]

The body language between dewanda wise and her husband is everything they are so engaged

[hi-imkingdavid]

Drop a statement or topic that would set the Tumblrverse on fire

[mbflyer]

[hi-imkingdavid]

Regardless of what people say, men get sexually harassed more than you think.

Men sag their sweatpants and get verbally abused by the masses because they don’t want to see they underwear. When in reality, women just can’t see the full dickprint thru the sweatpants if they are sagging. So they make the guy pull up the pants to get the full glance.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

😂😂😂

[hi-imkingdavid]

Lmao someone drop another one

[luciojustboopedyou]

Beyonce’s music is meidocre at best.

[hi-imkingdavid]

Oh u finna have everyone come for u even tho u joking lol

[luciojustboopedyou]

Who said I was joking?

[hi-imkingdavid]

For your sake. You’d better be

[luciojustboopedyou]

I’m really not. And the way her stans worship her is creepy.

[hi-imkingdavid]

Sir, I’m giving u one more chance

[luciojustboopedyou]

I’m done talking about it, fam. I said my peace. And anyone that gets bent outta shape over a celebrity that they don’t even know personally deserves to get dragged.

[hi-imkingdavid]

Let’s do the dragging then

[usernamegameon100-deactivated20]

They gonna get him forreal. He went in 3 times.

[hi-imkingdavid]

Sheeitttt. Let’s start it here

[usernamegameon100-deactivated20]

You ain’t have to do that!!!!

[hi-imkingdavid]

🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ we warned him 3 times lol

[thundabunnie-deactivated2018032]

When @hi-imkingdavid is actually the Stan.😂😂😂

[hi-imkingdavid]

Lmfao can’t be out here disrespecting greatness

[sashaahoneycarter-deactivated20]

He was warned

[hi-imkingdavid]

3 times

[blkbutterfly816]

Slotep looking ass had the audacity to come for QUEEN Bey SMH and 3 times

[hi-imkingdavid]

Lmfaooooo right?!

[usernamegameon100-deactivated20]

I’m just realizing this was reblogged from me and he was never tagged so this man probably has no idea, he’s been getting disrespected all day

[hi-imkingdavid]

Beyonce don’t know he disrespected her either. So i guess is fair

[brightdreams-darkskies]

Beyoncé is good but I have to agree all the hype is over doing it 🤷🏾‍♀️

[hi-imkingdavid]

I was gunna come for your neck for disrespecting beyonce. Then i realized you don’t have one

[gunzonyatmblr]

it’s too fucking early lmaooooooooooo omg

[villagebaby]

this is exactly what happened to Keri Hilson lmfao (I miss her) the BeyHive is the worst. they might be worse than any of extremist terrorist group. it makes it worse that they ride so hard for mediocrity.

[hi-imkingdavid]

This is your avi

And these are other pics of u on tumblr

You are the LAST one to talk about anything mediocre my guy.

[highfalutinuppitynegress]

Oh God, my chest

[hi-imkingdavid]

Lmao u pistol totin for tumblr? 😭😂

[no-more-tries-left-deactivated2]

This was hella rude ….

[no-more-tries-left-deactivated2]

So much for “black solidarity” and body positivity on tumblr

[hi-imkingdavid]

Black solidarity was thrown out when they said beyonce was mediocre. Or does all that shit only matter when it’s relevant to u?

Gtfoh

[desztin]

“He don’t like bey? Get him girls!” 😂 you can tell when a nigga grew up without his father😂headass.

[hi-imkingdavid]

My dad been in my life WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY more than i guaranteed yours have. And I’m positive my dad accomplished WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY more than what yours has. I bet u money on that.

[desztin]

😂

His son is a tumblr diva. He couldn’t have accomplished much my nigga

[hi-imkingdavid]

Say that again

[desztin]

We can post parents all day bro. You like Al Green?

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

You Rev Al Green son???

[blaak-magik]

Hohmygod

[sol-of-ashanti]

Hmmmm looks like a big bag of nope @pussy-and-pizzza-x

The sagging thing was interesting tho

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

[claimedbyme]

He lying! Al Green only had daughters. Unless he admitting his mom was side hoe.

[soorayray]

Al has 2 sons, Al Green Jr. And Trevor Green 😂

[yourfavoritekylie]

Was not expecting these twists and turns lol

[theblackmanonthemoon]

Nigga what the FUCK is going on???

[theblackmanonthemoon]

I forgot about this but ain’t no way that nigga Al Green son. I don’t believe it.

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

wait a fucking minute ..

[blvckgeezus]

Ohhh the discourse

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

I remeber this one 😂😂😂

[inovoxowetrust]

This was a journey from start to finish . I love black tumblr

[reddongo]

@thehomieteee this why i just post watch

[blahhbitchs]

Lmaoooo

[yeezy-nation]

The Queen of Rap & the Queen of Pop 2gether. black excellence

[bpd-candy]

Ariana ain’t black tho

[yeezy-nation]

but she is

[bpd-candy]

Since when is Italian black? She’s Italian. Google it.

[mxmequeen]

Why are British people so dumb yes ariana bleached her skin but it was before she learned to embrace her melanin! This is her before:

When are we going to stop tearing down dark skinned black women???

[goldnpoc]

LAMSJDHFISOPAOWISUEDYEUIWOSLA

[yourkaliforniaprincess]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[skyakafreckles]

[hi-imkingdavid]

Lmfaoooo yo

[blvckgeezus]

Lmao tumblr never fails to leave me speechless

[prostylgel]

[joebadmon-deactivated20201028]

You not deadass rn 😂😂😂

[gahdamnpunk]

Brenda had TIME today

[dilf-pickle]

[jbfangal4lyfe]

Brennndddaaaa 😭😭😭😭

[amoisthobo]

I am LIVID

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

things my parents never discussed with me

Save 10% of each check and put it into your savings. Living paycheck to paycheck will never keep you ahead of the game.

If you’re undecided about a career, pickup a trade or work your way up the ladder at your job. Do not continue to work in the same position for more than 2-3 years.

Seek therapy for your issues instead of self medicating with casual sex or drugs, venting to your friends constantly, becoming antisocial or co-dependant on someone. It’s not healthy.

If you’re not receiving the same energy you put into a friendship or relationship, leave. You are not a doormat.

*feel free to share*

[klubbhead]

[sephezade]

Bitch I sat here and waited like a dumbass!

[dyormyne]

I hate you all

[veryfunnymemes]

[beauafrique]

Growing up i was always advised to marry a lighter skinned man so that my future kids are born “beautiful” with so called “good” hair as if being dark skinned is a life sentence and passing down your beauty is a crime. My dark skin is nothing to be ashamed of, i am beautiful as God made me and so is my son. @juhaamubayiwa

[menaturally]

Look at the Lil gumdrop

I wanna snuggle him. Wittle baby

[ahooooooy-bitches-deactivated20]

[seachromes]

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R … My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this… STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. And it could be your own.

First reblog post that actually saves a life.

This is a life-saving post.

the more you know

yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year

I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.

[obnoxiouscolours-blog]

LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG 

[animeaves-deactivated20230612]

Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.

[butimaloneandfree]

Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…

[cumbermums]

My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^

[turquoisemagpie]

I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:

F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?

A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?

S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?

T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.

We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. 

[cabinet-dude-deactivated2019091]

SAVE A LIFE.

[teamgold]

Medical advances now allow a stroke to be totally reversible if it is recognized and treated with in 5 hrs. now. The new golden window is 5 hrs for stroke patients.

[taviacw]

I had to spend $300 on a new car key because I left them in an Uber and the driver refuses to return them for some reason. I’m going back to Lyft. It’s more expensive in the moment, but the $3 more I would’ve spent on a Lyft was $296 less than what I ended up spending on the uber that still won’t return my property.

[blvckgeezus]

So they holding your keys hostage? What kind of shit is that

[xoxochristina75-deactivated2025]

You should be able to contact uber directly not just the driver…but the driver shouldn’t just be holding your stuff…

That’s super fucked up

[taviacw]

@blvckgeezus essentially, yes

@christinaleannaruth I reached out to uber. They know he has my keys but there apparently isn’t anything they can do about him refusing to return them 🤷🏾‍♀️

[thatssoliyahhh]

Is the Uber driver giving an explanation for why he won’t return them?

[taviacw]

When I called him, he yelled at me that he was driving and hung up right after. Uber told me to give it 24 hours to see if he reaches back out.

[taviacw]

@momo-mania I reached back out to uber because the driver is ignoring my calls. They sent him a message. Guess I have to wait another 24 hours.

[taviacw]

Update: I just need to give it another 24 hours.

And Uber doesn’t have a fucking call line, so I guess he gets to keep my motherfucking keys

[taviacw]

[citedsilence]

What kinda fuckery is this?

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]

This may be a stupid question but; have you considered contacting the police? Refusing to return your property is as good as theft, surely?

[taviacw]

Nopes. Police only recover keys if its an industrial building. I called non emergency today and they said it would be useless to file a police report. I’ve exhausted every measure. Social media, uber support, the police, all of it. And none of it worked. 😭😭😭

[thelastexhaledangel]

dude won’t even mail them?

[taviacw]

UPDATE 3/16/18

Uber blocked my access to the “help” and “previous trips” tabs in the app. I can no longer reach out to them through the app and - if I hadn’t already screenshotted his info - I’d have no access to my uber drivers name and license plate.

PLEASE switch over to Lyft guys. Uber has made it ridiculously clear that they do not care about the safety and well-being of their riders

[sorry-not-so-sorry]

An Uber driver stole my phone. I got in contact with him a day or two after it happened and he just said “you can get it but only if you come by yourself”. I tried contacting Uber again and again and even reported him…but the nigga still has my old phone. It’s cool though, karma will get him.

[taviacw]

I went in to try and report him and uber had blocked me soooooo 🤷🏾‍♀️ I guess they rock w him. I’ve tried to explain that this man has access to my house and car so many times and I guess they were like “we sure are tired of this bitch…… blocked”

[kanyeshrugtae]

Aw hell nah! that’s some bullshit. I would call Al Sharpton, Help Me Howard, Iyanla Fix My Life, TMZ, shit someone to make this publicly known 🤷🏿‍♀️

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I had an uber driver openly solicited me for sex, after I made a clear refusal. So yeah uber drivers are usually trash

[taviacw]

I dmed the CEO. Wish me luck on a reply y’all.

[taviacw]

Oh hey, my keys are being dropped off at a hub. And all I had to do was reach out for a week straight, contact uber support via social media, have several friends blast them across all of social media, file complaints with the BBB and the AG, dm the CEO, and call their critical emergency number. Thanks for your impeccable customer support, Uber. I will never use your shit service again.

[taviacw]

This post blew up over the last week with questions and several horrifying stories of Ubers y’all have taken, so I wanted to update just in case I hadn’t.

Couple things: One, yes, I did get my keys back. After about two weeks of messaging back and forth, trying to find new avenues to reach Uber’s support and having plates ran, i got my keys. The car key doesn’t start my car anymore, just grinds the engine, so I’m inclined to believe sometime during my separation from them, they were deactivated or something. I know that I SHOULD change the locks. But I don’t have another $300 to go to a locksmith to do that.

Two, y’all have posted some downright horrifying stories and it really made me think about how hard I had to search to get an actual phone number. But y’all listen: Uber has a secret phone number. Its a “critical emergency” line and they definitely hung up on me when I called it, but I had a location for my keys about 30 minutes after.

I tussled with sharing it, because it’s supposed to be the 911 of Uber, but then, after reading all the stories and realizing y’all have been in perilous situations and that the drivers that put you in them are still earning money by putting people in danger, I realized Uber doesn’t give a shit. If it’s supposed to be Ubers 911, everyone should know it. I can’t guarantee if you’ve lost something this will work, but if your driver is/was erratic, or threatened you, or harmed you, their number is 800-353-UBER. It’s 24 hours. They may or may not hang up on you. But it’s what I did, and - I know just not uber/lyfting isn’t an option for most of us - I’d suggest it for y’all too.

800-353-UBER

800-353-UBER

800-353-UBER

800-353-UBER

[kingjaffejoffer]

I deleted Uber during that whole thing with the CEO last year.

Never looked back. 

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

me hanging out with black people in the summer: “aye, yall don’t forget to put on sunscreen”

them: 

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

@flipflibberinflippinghell

Use the Walgreens Brand which is pretty cheap and it does wonders and doesn’t leave me with a white cast. And I’m dark as hell so I hate looking ashy but not all sunscreens are made equally and it’s one of the better ones I’ve used.

[angelic-tokkii-deactivated20220]

Wait cocoa/shea butter and coconut oil don’t protect you from the sun we really do need sunscreen??

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Yea fam. All that “we don’t need sunscreen” shit is a myth. Combine that with the fact that most dermatologists don’t know how to spot skin cancer in Black people and it’s a nasty combination.

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

Yeah, it’s harder for us to get it but when we do it’s deadly. I know two people who died of skin cancer, both were Black.

[lo-cotidiano]

“While incidence of melanoma is higher in the Caucasian population, a July 2016 study in the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology showed it is more deadly in people of color. African American patients were most likely to be diagnosed with melanoma in its later stages than any other group in the study, and they also had the worst prognosis and the lowest overall survival rate.”

- https://www.skincancer.org/prevention/skin-cancer-and-skin-of-color

Sorry about the link, I’m on mobile. But this is from August 2016, which I know isn’t the most recent but it’s still SUPER IMPORTANT. Y’all please wear sunscreen. With Google it’s even easy to find smaller, Black-owned brands.

[sensei-aishitemasu]

https://blackgirlsunscreen.com/ is Black-owned!

[bogfox]

!!! When you put on sunscreen remember to get the back of your neck and ears, people tend to get skin cancers there because we forget. Also reapply every couple hours, more often if you sweat or get into water! If it’s cloudy, you can still get skin damage from the sun!

[sirfrogsworth]

It’s admirable they are at least giving the flies a fighting chance. 

[poetrystudios]

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