Cooler Than A Cucumber

Chels // Many Fandoms // LG{B}TQ // I don't care what you think // I'm cooler than you because I'm a cucumber

[heavenlybrendon]

source: kellicoyne.com

[exuberant-imperfection]

Visit Original Link

[boysmoans]

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

[rawritsmeep]

NO

[sakibatch-deactivated20180708]

OHMYGOD

[fireandblo0d]

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

[tbiiiiiiiiirdx]

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

[hurraaid]

hoLY MOTHER OF JESUSSSSSSSSSSS

THIS IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF MASH UP BONERS

[emmita]

AHHHHHHHH

[graywaran]

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

[cooler-than-a-cucumber]

yES

[cooler-than-a-cucumber]

HELP ME FIND THEM PLEASE! We really hit it off and I’d live to find them. Can you please help me find them by reblogging? Thank you so much!! -Chels

REBLOG FOR LAURINE

[cooler-than-a-cucumber]

tHiS fUcKeD mE uP ReAL gO0d

[streetstyleplatform]

[drinkyojuice]

“The man who regrets and the man who forgets.”

                                   Photo by McCurdy Pix on Facebook

                                      10th Doctor is JCaito Cosplay

[haliilani-deactivated20140802]

[itsnotaplan-itsathing]

I’ve got one of those faces. People never stop blurting out their plans while I’m around.

[beanbunz-deactivated20160331]

I paused Kung Fu Panda Holiday at the perfect moment

[dontstarvetrash-blog]

when your math teacher is moving on to the next chapter but you still don’t know anything

[stay-yourself-0]

[sickpage]

[doctor-wheeze]

Jenna Coleman in series 9.

[bravelittlepixel]

Mint is a weird flavour, how can something taste like cold?

[markscherz]

Menthol, a chemical found in mint leaves, activates the same ion-channel protein in your nerves as a drop in temperature, causing the same sensation.

[loserfuck]

Nerd.

[cooler-than-a-cucumber]

thanks science side 

*tosses you a cookie*

[dulect]

realising that you forgot homework that you spent so much time on at home

[earthtonataliee]

Tyler Joseph is literally the most precious human being, he spent at least 40% of the concert last night having the crowd cheer for Josh and then he stopped between songs and started talking about how amazing it felt for them to be there because when their managers suggested them playing at Red Rocks they were both like “no way, there’s no way we’re big enough to pull that off” and he was telling us he was terrified that nobody would show up and that he had nightmares about booking a show and then having nobody show up and it was honestly the sweetest thing, that you can see how humble this band is despite how many fans they have. It’s amazing.

[ravmioli]

to add to your post, i got the amazing opportunity to intern at the theatre twenty one pilots were playing at, which usually means we do menial tasks like getting water or sweeping. one of our tasks was to get the skid marks off of their mats. my friend and i were on our hands and knees scrubbing the floor with ripped tshirts and simplegreen, and it took us so long to get each skid off. 

josh and tyler were doing soundcheck and once they were done tyler wandered over to where we were scrubbing, he said “hey thank you guys so much for doing this” to which we responded “we don’t mind, this is our job, not to mention we’re huge fans”

tyler, hand in his pocket and holding a coffee, says “well i’m your guys’ biggest fan for doing this because you’re going to make us look beautiful tonight.”

i was shocked and flattered, and covered in skid grease. i figured tyler would then do the usual celebrity thing where they nod and tell you it was nice to meet you. i kept at my work, so as not to stare. 

scrubbing the floor, i see a figure crouch down next to me and assume it is my fellow intern, but no, it is tyler joseph, brandishing one of my extra tshirt scraps, scrubbing at the skids.

the next few moments were a blur, because i couldn’t really process what was happening. he helped for a good five minutes, and at one point he even started apologizing because he thought he messed something up.

he was so sweet. he saw i had the same thumbs and touched his thumbs to mine and gave me tips on how to play the ukulele. if i wasnt sure that twenty one pilots was my favorite band then, i am now.

[ravmioli]

since this got a lot of notes overnight, and i’ve gotten a couple of questions about it, i want to add that our thumbs are asymmetric brachydactyly type D! 

[trohmies-deactivated20161011]

if I may add:

At my show he stayed up several hours after to do a meet and greet with a handful of fans when he didn’t have to since it was the closing night of tour and he had a flight to catch. when I met him I was so worried I was making him uncomfortable and didn’t want to waste his time because he was so clearly tired. He was kind and trusted me, a stranger at first, enough to let me hold his phone and talk to Josh when Josh called in the middle of meeting him. He sort of coached me in what to say since I wasn’t sure and he asked me my name and made sure he was saying it right which pleased me so much and after I handed him his phone back he really treated me like a friend and I joked with him about setting me up to look funny and talked to me during our picture. He starts up conversations and compliments with people and is quite polite to me and all of my friends that night. He’s honestly such a nice guy.

[thegoodvybe]

[queeranne]

♡

[cooler-than-a-cucumber]

spOOpY wEeK

[mothurs]

things i told the internet, but didn’t tell my mom, 2013

Anna Ladd