jumanji is a series of jungle emergencies.

emma | 27 | she/her | queer

[segamascott]

[ryebreadgf]

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

[stormsthatrage]

Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.

[saucefunk]

spin

[oatmealdoodles]

The platonic soulmates ever methinks

I spent a solid 10 hours on this :’D

Process shots:

[verlierer-is-lost]

“Ad astra per aspera”

[lawoftheclaw]

Nausea is the only true marker of horniness boner can be anything

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

deciding one day that you want to build a life for yourself is so scary. like damn I really want to live… I’m new to this. where do I even begin

[lesbian-from-next-door-too]

If Project Hail Mary taught us anything it's that forced romance subplots have ruined movies. Too many stories about guys sacrificing themselves to save girls and not enough movies about guys sacrificing themselves to save their cool rock alien friend.

[skapediem]

if it's any consolation, you'll be hailed as a hero

[artmagine]

The beautiful art of Thomas Blackshear II

[electropylon]

[artsy-moonwalker]

this isn’t rage, it’s too specific

[dr-paint]

Hail Mary Full of Grace

[championari]

i think im gonna be sick at the fact that project hail mary just...doesn't give two shits about joseph campbell's hero's journey model. the protagonist doesn't "answer the call", he was coerced and kidnapped. when he's done his job, he doesn't "return home with the elixir", he decides to go save the only being who truly loved him and live on their planet. and it's a complete happy ending, there's no trace of sadness or sacrifice in his choice.

I think that ending's gonna stick as one of my favorite movie endings of all time and I can't wait to see it again when i read the book.

[garforarts]