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@coolerthanthesun
I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂
@chickenshashlek it gets better
my point… my point is…..
dolphins
that’s my point
big brains….
size o f
?????????
damned
big brains
the lot of them
not to mention the WhALeS
brain CITY
Kraken…
ooh…….
Great BIG BUGGER
supposed to rise up
right
riiiiiight up
right at the end
when the sea boils :)
WUH-
TH!!!!1!!1!!
THAS MA P ÖINT
Whole Sea Bubblin’
th dolphins
the WHALES?!?
EVVRYTHING turning into
builibu
buib,,
????
. ..buibé? ??
…beibh
fish stew.
ANYWAY,
NOT THEIR FAULT!
Same with Gorillas
They say WHOOP
Sky’s gone all red
Akksssffhghh
, Stars crashing down❗❗❗🌠
WHa…
??
WhAt are they putting in
Bananas these days???
They’re all creatures….
GREAT ✨
And SMALL.
. , .
And ya’ KnOw what’s
woRse❓❔
*Dramatic Pause*
When it’s all over you’ve got to deal with
EeeeternitaaaaaayyYyyyYyyyyyyy!!!
@coolerthanthesun I can’t stop crying
I think this piece rounds off my Wicked King recovery nicely. There is so much juxtaposition in the sequel compared to the Cruel Prince, and this one was the most literal.
Cardan on puppet strings is a very common motif among his fanart - but Holly LITERALLY made Jude a puppet on strings in the sequel that the comparison had to be made! The fact that they were both tied down due to polarizing forces offered us readers what will be the most excruciating catch-22 of 2019. (I found it hilarious Jude being so self conscious about her dress for Taryn’s wedding - I made it suuuuuper low cut)
Original hand crank Music Box, just turn the handle and it will play this well-known tune by Queen. Try on wood or glass or different surfaces for a new sound. This music box makes a great gift for any music lover. Check them out HERE
@chickenshashlek I want to find this for you
@booksociety‘s lgbt+ pride event ↳ red, white, & royal blue by casey mcquiston
history, huh? bet we could make some.
Andriel soulmate au where people have their soulmates first words to them tattooed on their wrists
-Neil didn’t believe in soulmates. Of course he knew they existed thanks to the garish “fuck off” permanently tattooed on his wrist. If those were his soulmate’s first words, he clearly wasn’t missing out on much anyway.
-to him it was more of an impracticality. He knew he was going to die soon. So finding his soulmate wasn’t really much of a priority.
-his parents weren’t soulmates either and they did just fine didn’t they? Not considering the fact that his father was a bloodthirsty monster and his mother ran away first chance she got.
-and this was why Neil was alone. That’s not to say he was lonely. He had his cat. His cat who wasn’t feeling well and had gotten sick all over his work clothes and had him yelled at by his pesky little boss.
-that’s how Neil finds himself, exhausted and irritated at the local vet
-he recognises the overly cheerful boy at the reception and normally he would put up with his incessant prying and chatter but he really isn’t in the mood today
-Neil can hear the boy’s obnoxious voice as soon as he enters through the door
-“but it’s blind from one eye don’t you think that’s too much responsibility for a first time pet owner?”
-“I like them a little fucked up”
-assuming it’s nothing important Neil ignores the other customer and places his cat cage over the counter
-“my cat’s sick” he announces to the receptionist, ignoring the guy he’d shamelessly cut
-“fuck off”
-at first Neil thinks it was the receptionist who had spoken only to realise that no, the voice came from behind him. Years and years of hiding his wrist in shame because of the ugly words etched into his skin. All because of this guy. This guy Neil had no intention of ever encountering. Almost hoping he’d be dead before it ever happened.
-Neil turns around, his blood hot and fists clenched facing a short blonde boy looking completely unaffected and unbothered which only served to infuriate Neil further
-“OH! SO YOU’RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO GAVE ME THE WORST FUCKING SOULMARK EVER! WELL GUESS WHAT I WILL NEVER LET THIS GO THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN HAVING THE WORDS “Fuck off!” PERMANENTLY MARKED ON YOUR SKIN!’
-out of breath, Neil glares at the boy noticing for the first time a slight glint in his eyes
-“Well imagine having that fucking essay written on you in caps-lock”
Based off this super cute post https://rubyrushha.tumblr.com/post/169018534069/ok-but-soulmate-au
@chickenshashlek is my sick cat
When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep
@chickenshashlek how fsos was born
As the World Turns
TRC x AFTG FANFIC @coolerthanthesun
Read on ao3
Chapter 1: The One with the Tuna Sandwich
Its was 6:22 a.m.
Ronan glowered at the rising sun as Eminem blast through his headphones, following Chainsaw’s dark figure against the cloudless sky. Opal ran around the fields, chasing the lambs with a little yellow pinwheel, which Ronan had dreamt for her this morning, in her tiny fist.
As he headed back home after finishing his morning chores around the farm, herding Opal with him for breakfast, he realised the door stood slightly ajar. He always made sure to close it to ensure no insects flew in.
‘Opal,’ he whispered. ‘Get behind me.’
He cautiously entered and snatched Opal’s pinwheel from her and held it up as a weapon. Opal trotted ahead of Ronan, ignoring his tense whispers and the flailing of his arms to reach her.
He cursed under his breath and headed towards the kitchen where he could hear someone clattering about. As soon as he rounded the corner, he jumped with the pinwheel held high over his head, in both hands, so as to startle the intruder.
‘What the hell, Ronan?’ Adam asked as he walked past Ronan to the toaster carrying his bread. ‘Why won’t you answer my calls?’
Ronan stood frozen, his hands still in the air, and stared with wide eyes at Adam’s back.
‘What are you doing here? I could have hurt you!’ Ronan shrieked and waved the pinwheel as if to emphasise his point.
Adam raised an eyebrow, unimpressed ‘As though the terribly bright colour would scare away any intruder. Fool proof weaponry’
Ronan stared, dumbfounded as Adam turned his attention back to his sandwich. Opal entered the kitchen and ran to envelop Adam into a big hug from behind.
‘Adam!’ she exclaimed.
‘Hi, Opal’ Adam smiled as he ruffled her hair. It looked mangled and uneven as though Ronan had attempted to give her a haircut. It was also entirely possible that Opal had simply chewed on parts of it. ‘I got you something’ he said, handing her an empty Coca Cola can. Opal screeched in joy, snatching it from him.
‘No, you need to have breakfast first.’ Ronan said, taking the can from her, ‘Dessert later.’
Opal glared and crossed her arms across her chest. Ronan turned to place the can out of her reach and felt a sharp bite on his leg.
‘Opal!’ He yelled as she sprinted away.
Ronan rounded on Adam. ‘What are you doing here? You were supposed to be here next week.’
Adam leaned on the counter with his sandwich. ‘Exams ended early. Besides, you could at least pretend to be glad to see me. All you’ve done so far is try to attack me with a pinwheel and yell at me for being here.’
‘I mean, I guess its nice to see someone other than the cows.’ Ronan said as he walked to Adam, lifting the hand not holding the sandwich. He placed a gentle kiss on Adam’s knobby knuckles, wrapping his arms around his waist.
Adam looked up from his sandwich and properly kissed Ronan, mouth still full.
Ronan grimaced. ‘I hate tuna.’
Adam rolled his eyes, ’By the way, we’re leaving for South Carolina tomorrow. Blue and Gansey are already there, I’ll explain on the way.’
Adam untangled himself from Ronan’s embrace, still eating his sandwich. ‘I’m going to go look for Noah.’
As the World Turns
Sooo check out our new fic @coolerthanthesun
It’s TRC x AFTG
It’s super cute and fluffy
Gansey and Dan basically have 12 kids including a half goat girl, two cats, a bird and a Kavinsky
And we’ll make a cute companion fanart piece to go with every new chapter
READ CHAPTER ONE to end world hunger
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
Legally Blonde (2001)
“Happy day after yesterday.”
- Ravenclaw who refuses to say “Happy New Year” because time is relative.
guy tries to stop it with his foot
my life
Ok but soulmate au
Where person B has ‘Fuck you!’ As their soulmark and their entire life they’ve been made fun of for it so when they walk into someone while texting and the person says 'Fuck you!’ B just says, ’ OH! SO YOU’RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO GAVE ME THE WORST FUCKING SOULMARK EVER! WELL GUESS WHAT I WILL NEVER LET THIS GO THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN HAVING THE WORDS “Fuck you!” PERMINATLY MARKED ON YOUR SKIN!’ And A just looks at them and says 'Well imagine having that fucking essay written on you in caps-lock…’
Who would win:
Ronan’s Stolen Dream BMW vs Andrew’s Blood Money Maserati
imo Andrew
Ronan can legit dream up forests with feelings and talking trees so the car isn’t that deep especially since he dreams up hundreds to perfect gansey’s pig
but Andrew he could’ve saved the money for idk like anything?? an apartment maybe? but no he burns it all on the car and that says a lot
yeah but ronan didnt dream up the BMW, niall did and he was like a professional dreamer so im p sure he made it with the ability to beat basically any other car
so yeah itd probably be the BMW thatd win
perhaps by vehicular standards but not by sentimental and metaphorical value
i support professor!gansey bc he deserves to talk all day about his discipline of choice to a bunch of students who want to bone him and be totally oblivious about it. but also pls consider gansey writing (maybe as a hobby while being a professor) a historical fantasy series with a very small but very devoted audience and like, going to cons which are really just gatherings in somebody’s living room to talk to his 15 fans and their cats about it and stuff