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notapolicegirl:
Oh, he was loud. She jumps back slightly, but regains her composure as she hands out a small bag.
❝Knock yourself out.❞
Mordecai reaches a wing into the bag and grabs a pastry, then takes a bite. Oh man, it’s delicious! He lifts his beak at the girl.
“Hey, thanks! I was starving! Seriously, I don’t even know the last time I ate something this gooooooood.”
problem-free:
“Down here!” Timon got a little angry, using his hands to push up against Mordecai foot/toes so he wasn’t squished to death whiten an hour of arriving in this busy city.
“Time out, here’s what I don’t get. Out of all the people in The Pride Lands. Why was it me?” Why was he selected for dimension hopping? Meeting weirdos not from the real world. Or at least… Timon’s real world.
“Crap, sorry!” Mordecai pulls his foot back from the other’s grip. He didn’t mean to step on him but jeez, this guy’s smaller than Rigby!
“I know, right? What the ‘H’ did I do to end up here? I haven’t seen anyone I know. And I’m not even the troublemaker!”
notapolicegirl:
❝Um … I always seem to have a lot of pastries left over so … does anyone want one?❞ Never mind the fact that she kinda looks dead. She’s had a long day.
“Yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh I dooooooooo!”
“Free food! Free food free food! Free food! Gettin in my tummy, being really yummy. Free food.”
davestr1d3r:
❝ listen, i know approximately two-thousand and three things about time travel and can tell you that bratz is no blast from the past. it’s still culturally relevant. fashion would be nowhere without those feetless little freaks. ❞
“Alright, dude, it was kinda funny before, but now it’s getting old. 2007 hasn’t happened yet. I don’t even know what Bratz are.”
problem-free:
“Naked apes?” Timon said from behind Mordecai.
“You mean like the species of the Science mook who poofed us here?” Unless Mordecai was born here. Then this place just has giant bluejays as indigenous locales.
Mordecai turns his head, but he can’t find the source of the speaking. He looks left, then looks right. Huh. He steps forward and feels something small and furry press against his foot. “Ew gros— Oh, hey.” Glancing down, Mordo sees an incredibly small animal.
“Uh I dunno, dude, but I’m talking about all the pink hairless things walking around. It’s kinda gross.”
davestr1d3r:
❝ what’s everyone’s opinion on bratz: the movie (2007) game for wii. what’s everyone saying. this is for official research purposes so please answer honestly and leave no thought unturned. ❞
“Nice try, dude, but that’s not gonna work on me. Hm hm. Pretending it’s 2007 to trick me into thinking I time traveled? That’s the oldest trick in the book. Hm hm hm. Hm hm. Hm.”
alicesoneandonly:
“And here I thought you had some common sense to not be an annoyance.” A pity.
“Nobody likes a complainer, dude. What the ‘H’? Just play along or walk away.”
alicesoneandonly:
“I believe the term you are looking for is sophisticated, or upper class.” He could feel a headache coming on.
“Nah dude. The word I’m lookin’ for is nerd. Neeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrddddddddduh.”
alicesoneandonly:
“I do not, nor do I have any idea what this ‘cosplay’ is in the first place.” He had it explained to him, but due to not caring he went and forgot about it.
“Heh. You talk like a nerd for sure. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe you are a nerd.”
firstgemboy:
“Hahahaha!” Steven laughed loudly. “You’re funny! My name’s Steven. I’ve never seen you around here before. Did you just get here? Lucky for you, I’m pretty much an expert on this place.”
“Yeah, little dude. I was just minding my own business when I woke up in that whack room with the scientist. Do you know how I got here? I’m sure it’s Rigby’s fault.”
alicesoneandonly:
“Some like to assume I am a human ‘cosplayer’ rather than a rabbit, hence my comment.” Though at least this one had the common sense to recognize his species.
“Cosplay is for nerds, and you don’t seem like a nerd.”
“Unless you wanna be a nerd. Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm.”
firstgemboy:
“Oh, I must have mistaken you for another bird I saw on tv.”
“I guess this means you’re not gonna teach me about the letter of the day.”
“The letter of today is....”
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alicesoneandonly:
“I am a rabbit, not an ape.”
“Chyeah. Obviously, dude. I wasn’t talking about you. I was talking about all the hairless apes.”
firstgemboy:
“Wow! Big Bird! I’m such a huge fan! Where’s Elmo!?”
“Uh, I don’t know who Elmo is? But my name’s Mordecai. Not Big Bird.” Though he might need to use that nickname to pick up the laaaaadies!
“Holy crap, dude. What’s with all the naked apes? It’s gross.”
Applying for Mordecai from Regular Show!! My application can be found in the Application link on the right-hand side! Also today is June 17th. Sweet.
Welcome to the hive, Mordecai!
You will be housed in district alpha.
You will be given some burn cream to apply to the physical burns you receive when you try to ‘burn’ a powered cittazen.
Enjoy your stay!
– mod 『 』
POTATO CHIIIIIPPPPSSSSS
