emi sangre!

Emi Sangre, at your service!

[coolesttzimiscegal]

HELLO! Hello! It is I, Emi Sangre at you service!

i am a tzimisce coming to you at LA from NY! troubles seems to got a hold of you folks hehe

What do I do? well, i do jobs hint hint nudge nudge, i watch over things in america for my brother, and i wander the streets

What do I like? i like weapons, i like guns, i like a nice fight, and i like my clients

Who do I hate? i dont appreciate Edward...like at all! dont drink blood from him YOULL GET BLOODBONDED!!! i dont like werewolves, i dont like...um...people shifting my bones...dont do dat :(

TAGS!! #emi posts - my posts! #bloodblogs - reblogs! #allergic - talking to other vamps! #asks for emi! - answering asks #starshots - jobs PLEASE I NEED MONEU #crickets! - It's Argus! #photo girl - BELLE!!! #dumbass - gabe and emizel i cannot tell between the two #human tastes better - aha WHAT? WHAT? HUMAN? (soda) #bowbushka - ambrosia!

okay bye losers :3

ooc: SHES REAL SHES REAL! hey guys its charlie (again) (3rd blog) i fear i really like roleplaying and ive wanted to get this character out of the page and into the real world. so now shes canon on twumblr. and she hates twilight. god i love her. shes a lesbian and shes mexican and its so cool and i love my life EHEHEHH

ooc post is: #emi? more like charlie!

[coolesttzimiscegal]

back in NY with my super awesome gf :3

life is good

[coolesttzimiscegal]

all my little dolls are humans, what if i wanna big moth creature...

[coolesttzimiscegal]

Merow? Mrrrp?

:0! KIBBY!!!! KITTY MEOW MEOW I LOVE U HAII

[ambrosia-brown]

Sometimes I feel bad about myself and then I remember thinbloods exist and I feel a bit better.

[coolesttzimiscegal]

whats so bad about thinbloods what the flip

[bitethefleshandfangs]

STOP THROWING AND LOCK THE FUCK IN!!!

@coolesttzimiscegal

IAM LOCKED IN A FUCKING BOX

[emizel-tvcker]

pls never escape

[bitethefleshandfangs]

FUCK YOU LET ME OUT

[coolesttzimiscegal]

omg ill get u out ur papa is on a date rn just text me address

[bitethefleshandfangs]

THANKS EMI

*He texts em the location.*

IVE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR HOURS!

Wait..

DATE!?!??!?!?!?!

[coolesttzimiscegal]

ya with mary and arthur i think :3

[bitethefleshandfangs]

STOP THROWING AND LOCK THE FUCK IN!!!

@coolesttzimiscegal

IAM LOCKED IN A FUCKING BOX

[emizel-tvcker]

pls never escape

[bitethefleshandfangs]

FUCK YOU LET ME OUT

[coolesttzimiscegal]

omg ill get u out ur papa is on a date rn just text me address

[emizel-tvcker]

emi dont do it

[coolesttzimiscegal]

i can put ur skin on the inside of ur body while your organs spill out do not tell me what to do

[emizel-tvcker]

whatchu gonna do. kill me? i dont stay dead for long try me bitch

[coolesttzimiscegal]

no, to kill is to not have fun. i will have much fun with you :3c

[emizucker]

why are there 2 emizels :<

@coolesttzimiscegal

I don't fucking belong here. Wherever here is to you.

[coolesttzimiscegal]

then where do you belong?

[emizucker]

NEXT TO MY FUCKING WIFE WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

[coolesttzimiscegal]

IM IN LA AND MY WIFE IS IN NYC I FEEL FOR U BRO I FEEL FOR U AGHHHH

i wanna bite her so bad its a cruel and unusual punishment for me to be so far from her for oh so long :(

[emizucker]

In Nyc? she's basically dead at that point then, give up

[coolesttzimiscegal]

shes going to suck the blood out of the knicks if they get 4-0 pacers its gonna be so joever for them and me

my ass will not be spared whenever i get home

[emizucker]

what the fuck are you yapping about. I meant the city is fucking trash

[coolesttzimiscegal]

LA isnt that much better, the sky and the floor is just as bad ngl

[emizucker]

What's your wife's name?

[coolesttzimiscegal]

ivy, if you go to NYC she will just put a bullet in your head im not joking. i do not need to do ANYTHING if you threaten her man

[emizucker]

I fuckin chug bullets, she'll be serving breakfast. Besides, who said I was threatening her?

Maybe I just wanna chat

[coolesttzimiscegal]

cause u talked shit abt NYC, and i talked shit abt LA, and yknow i know what goes down if someone talks shit abt NYC infront of her. and she doesnt use those like puny little BB-8s and pistols...she uses a shotgun, like an OLD one. like it will blow your head off, u will not recover in time. you will die...

[emizucker]

Hot. Always wanted to feel a blow like that. Fuckin let it happen.

[coolesttzimiscegal]

maybe ill kill u...instead...

[emizucker]

why are there 2 emizels :<

@coolesttzimiscegal

I don't fucking belong here. Wherever here is to you.

[coolesttzimiscegal]

then where do you belong?

[emizucker]

NEXT TO MY FUCKING WIFE WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

[coolesttzimiscegal]

IM IN LA AND MY WIFE IS IN NYC I FEEL FOR U BRO I FEEL FOR U AGHHHH

i wanna bite her so bad its a cruel and unusual punishment for me to be so far from her for oh so long :(

[emizucker]

In Nyc? she's basically dead at that point then, give up

[coolesttzimiscegal]

shes going to suck the blood out of the knicks if they get 4-0 pacers its gonna be so joever for them and me

my ass will not be spared whenever i get home

[emizucker]

what the fuck are you yapping about. I meant the city is fucking trash

[coolesttzimiscegal]

LA isnt that much better, the sky and the floor is just as bad ngl

[emizucker]

What's your wife's name?

[coolesttzimiscegal]

ivy, if you go to NYC she will just put a bullet in your head im not joking. i do not need to do ANYTHING if you threaten her man

[emizucker]

I fuckin chug bullets, she'll be serving breakfast. Besides, who said I was threatening her?

Maybe I just wanna chat

[coolesttzimiscegal]

cause u talked shit abt NYC, and i talked shit abt LA, and yknow i know what goes down if someone talks shit abt NYC infront of her. and she doesnt use those like puny little BB-8s and pistols...she uses a shotgun, like an OLD one. like it will blow your head off, u will not recover in time. you will die...

[emizucker]

why are there 2 emizels :<

@coolesttzimiscegal

I don't fucking belong here. Wherever here is to you.

[coolesttzimiscegal]

then where do you belong?

[emizucker]

NEXT TO MY FUCKING WIFE WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

[coolesttzimiscegal]

IM IN LA AND MY WIFE IS IN NYC I FEEL FOR U BRO I FEEL FOR U AGHHHH

i wanna bite her so bad its a cruel and unusual punishment for me to be so far from her for oh so long :(

[emizucker]

In Nyc? she's basically dead at that point then, give up

[coolesttzimiscegal]

shes going to suck the blood out of the knicks if they get 4-0 pacers its gonna be so joever for them and me

my ass will not be spared whenever i get home

[emizucker]

what the fuck are you yapping about. I meant the city is fucking trash

[coolesttzimiscegal]

LA isnt that much better, the sky and the floor is just as bad ngl

[emizucker]

What's your wife's name?

[coolesttzimiscegal]

ivy, if you go to NYC she will just put a bullet in your head im not joking. i do not need to do ANYTHING if you threaten her man

[emizucker]

why are there 2 emizels :<

@coolesttzimiscegal

I don't fucking belong here. Wherever here is to you.

[coolesttzimiscegal]

then where do you belong?

[emizucker]

NEXT TO MY FUCKING WIFE WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

[coolesttzimiscegal]

IM IN LA AND MY WIFE IS IN NYC I FEEL FOR U BRO I FEEL FOR U AGHHHH

i wanna bite her so bad its a cruel and unusual punishment for me to be so far from her for oh so long :(

[emizucker]

In Nyc? she's basically dead at that point then, give up

[coolesttzimiscegal]

shes going to suck the blood out of the knicks if they get 4-0 pacers its gonna be so joever for them and me

my ass will not be spared whenever i get home

[emizucker]

what the fuck are you yapping about. I meant the city is fucking trash

[coolesttzimiscegal]

LA isnt that much better, the sky and the floor is just as bad ngl

[emizucker]

why are there 2 emizels :<

@coolesttzimiscegal

I don't fucking belong here. Wherever here is to you.

[coolesttzimiscegal]

then where do you belong?

[emizucker]

NEXT TO MY FUCKING WIFE WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

[coolesttzimiscegal]

IM IN LA AND MY WIFE IS IN NYC I FEEL FOR U BRO I FEEL FOR U AGHHHH

i wanna bite her so bad its a cruel and unusual punishment for me to be so far from her for oh so long :(

[emizucker]

In Nyc? she's basically dead at that point then, give up

[coolesttzimiscegal]

shes going to suck the blood out of the knicks if they get 4-0 pacers its gonna be so joever for them and me

my ass will not be spared whenever i get home

[emizucker]

why are there 2 emizels :<

@coolesttzimiscegal

I don't fucking belong here. Wherever here is to you.

[coolesttzimiscegal]

then where do you belong?

[emizucker]

NEXT TO MY FUCKING WIFE WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

[coolesttzimiscegal]

IM IN LA AND MY WIFE IS IN NYC I FEEL FOR U BRO I FEEL FOR U AGHHHH

i wanna bite her so bad its a cruel and unusual punishment for me to be so far from her for oh so long :(

[emizucker]

why are there 2 emizels :<

@coolesttzimiscegal

I don't fucking belong here. Wherever here is to you.

[coolesttzimiscegal]

then where do you belong?

[coolesttzimiscegal]

mmm...i miss my poison Ivy...going back to new york is sooo far away...I WANT MY GIRLFRIEND!!! MY WIFE I WANT MY WIFE

[bitethefleshandfangs]

STOP THROWING AND LOCK THE FUCK IN!!!

@coolesttzimiscegal

IAM LOCKED IN A FUCKING BOX

[emizel-tvcker]

pls never escape

[bitethefleshandfangs]

FUCK YOU LET ME OUT

[coolesttzimiscegal]

omg ill get u out ur papa is on a date rn just text me address

[emizel-tvcker]

emi dont do it

[coolesttzimiscegal]

i can put ur skin on the inside of ur body while your organs spill out do not tell me what to do

[bitethefleshandfangs]

STOP THROWING AND LOCK THE FUCK IN!!!

@coolesttzimiscegal

IAM LOCKED IN A FUCKING BOX

[emizel-tvcker]

pls never escape

[bitethefleshandfangs]

FUCK YOU LET ME OUT

[coolesttzimiscegal]

omg ill get u out ur papa is on a date rn just text me address