a new and improved fethers

fethers

[motherfucker-unlimited]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think she can reading in the library for knowledge.

[rongzhi]

A wager

English added by me :)

[clownpicture-deactivated2015021]

[mudstickbandit]

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

kirby and yoshi would send each other emails with cool pictures of fruit attached

[cirodisegna]

[joyquill]

[omuii]

kidz bop cask of amontillado

[nonstopsmile]

The journey of a blue marble

[jelloapocalypse]

The I Spy live action adaption looks great

[thathopeyetlives]

This is pretty cool compared to many rube goldbergs for reasons including: 

- the amount of YEET

- Clever use of magnets and physics

- Re-use of sections that play multiple purposes or have reentrancy. 

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

Also it’s borderline close to two-dimensional and that’s just…. Lovely.

[truenoodle]

Instant ramen is actually really good idc what anyone says

[pdlcomics]

Welcome

[dream-prospector]

I get paid to make maps of the ocean.  This post is going to haunt me like that “mothers and fuckers of the jury” post haunts that trial attorney

[jueki]

Noriko’s Dinner Table 2005 ‘紀子の食卓’ Directed by Sion Sono

[deadbeatmaker]

she sounds so cool I hope she leaves him and has a great life with someone who appreciates her

[otterjpg]

queen shit

[deadbeatmaker]

I am pleased to know they broke up tonight

[fishmech]

how you gonna date a preschool teacher and be surprised when they dress like a preschool teacher lmao

[cursedcatpictures]

[anxietyproblem]

[ratliker1917]

lol

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“dilves” immediately made me thing “dilf elves”

i dont think dilf elves can exist i dont think its possible… but im open to being proved wrong

[hylianhighlands]

Santa

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is a lot to unpack at once, conveniently compressed into a single word response

[hugostolz]

There is a massive turtle in the canon TES spin-off game Battlespire and its life story has huge implications for TES and TES lore but so few people play Battlespire and the turtle is an easter egg and is only ever brought up again in ESO and idk what to do with this information or my life

finally you tell me something Not Horrible about battlespire

[exhaustedhalloweenbat]

He's called the Mock Turtle and is an Alice in Wonderland reference!

He only has one dialogue/description thing and it's this "The Mock Turtle introduces himself as a member of the rare species of Great Turtle from which is made the famous Mock Turtle Soup, the Soup of Kings. "Sit down and don't say a word until I've finished. Once," said the Mock Turtle with a deep sigh, "I was a real Turtle." The Mock Turtle relates a tragic and lengthy tale about going to school in the sea, and about his studies in the obscure disciplines of the Quadriva Arithmetia - Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision -- and the courses of instruction in Mystery, ancient and modern, with Seaography, Drawling, Stretching, Fainting in Coils, Laughing, and Grief. At last, when it becomes clear that his story has no point, you become restless. "Oh, dear," said the Mock Turtle. "I'm afraid I've bored you. You've been so kind to listen to the maunderings of an ancient reptile...please say my name backwards where it will do the most good, accept as a token of my gratitude a product of my researches in the field of Speculative Ontology.""

[exhaustedhalloweenbat]

Forgot his face

[hugostolz]

HHOOOUUHHGHHHHJHG.....

[exhaustedhalloweenbat]

Oh also another nice thing about Battlespire, you get to help daedra along the way and you can talk to almost any daedra you come across! Also you get to beat Mehrunes Dagon without a big fire dragon

[hugostolz]

why do we fight........ cant we be friedns....

[paxamericana]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Whenever I think about the Twilight movies my mind instantly goes to the scene where Bella first steps out of her father's car holding a tiny cactus. And then I remember the parody movie they made of Twlight where the main girl steps out the car with a gigantic cactus.

[alexandriaocasiocortez]