A Very Terrible Tumblr

@averyterrible.bsky.social Do you recall how we came to that place? And they sang of their lightnings and shapeful disgrace? And we tilted our vanes and ennobled our spires. They welcomed us then and commingled all choirs. And not enough, not enough. Still It mourns, and still waits the Sun. the anglo-saxon contempt for all theory. Avatar is by Jan Pospisil

[disquiet-dream]

let's all cultivate a great malice toward all sentient beings

[kuttithevangu]

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

[onion-souls]

I find a lot of anti-elf posturing in fantasy pretty lame because people will shit on elves and then draw orc and goblin women looking like this:

[onion-souls]

All fantasy races eventually convergently evolve to be wood elves.

Orc women, goblin women= green wood elves, sometimes with little tusks.

Dark elves shift from pure evil urbanites to morally ambiguous and chaotic adventurers= wood elf.

High elves civilizations break down, scatter, and go mad= wood elves

Beastfolk women eventually become wood elves with fur on their pointed ears

Why do Vampires have pointy ears? The sexiness, eternal life, and pointy ears are due to a bloodborne Wood Elfness diseass

Why are all these humans in this medieval fantasy world lean, and tall, with perfect skin? The Sylvanic Singularity pulls all into its Elvent Horizon

GNOMES ARE BECOMING SEXIER. THE FUCKING GNOMES

[complexkomainu]

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[obscurevideogames]

Do you have any information or images regarding the Japanese video game Heavy Metal Thunder (ヘビーメタルサンダー, Hebī Metaru Sandā)?

EVERYTHING You Need to Know Before Playing Heavy Metal Thunder:

[bimboficationblues]

fool…you brought an Ought to an Is-fight

[ceaselessims]

KIM KITSURAGI — "I do not like women, Harry."

RHETORIC [Easy: Failure] — Kim Kitsuragi is a misogynist.

[retroactivebakeries]

the mortgage princess wants to know if you want to get “points” on your mortgage. what the fuck are points?

[averyterrible]

i should figure out a lunch...

[why-i-love-comics]

Police Comics #4 - "Crime School for Delinquent Girls" (1941)

by Jack Cole

[martial-art-world]

internalmartial arts grow from the flor zand expternal arts grow from the floor too. wehaven't figured put how to go in ceilinhs

[cryptotheism]

I'm frankly frustrated with the coal vs nuclear vs solar debate in modern leftist circles. Ideology seems to be blinding us to the fact that the Lego rock raiders solved all this shit with power crystals.

[magicalastronomies]

yanks launder their racism and xenophobia about other countries by putting them into the categories of either "wacky" or "shithole"

[magicalastronomies]

japan? wacky. russia? shithole. brasil? wacky. despite being presented as shithole, they actually think mexico is wacky

[wintercorrybriea2]

Tools for a Second Eden by Maskull Lasserre (2019)

[filthydelinquent]

The Night of the Hunter - Directed by Charles Laughton, 1955

[balaclava-trismegistus]

The Night Of The Hunter 1955 HD 1:32:00 : Paul Gregory Productions : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

A tall, handsome “preacher”—his knuckles eerily tattooed with “love” and “hate”—roams the countryside, spreading the gospel…and leaving a...

WATCH THIS GODDAMN MOVIE!!!

[oneheadtoanother]

[mokeonn]

Here's the unedited comic for those curious:

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

The original is from June 18, 1959.

Some have called "they pay me in woims" Sluggo's catch phrase. It's not. He said it once, and folks on Bluesky loved it so much they say it all the time, especially in response to the Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller account. Here's the original "they pay me in woims" from February 22, 1978:

And, another mention of woims from September 13, 1949:

And the Woims Wednesday (aka Woimsday) image that gets posted almost every week because of the popularity of the word:

[asthe-crow-flies]

#without context the first edit cracked me up#because it reminds me of the actual chaos that tends to ensue with children in live performances#which is the voice that suddenly comes into their heads the minute they realize they've reached the point where no one can stop them#they can say anything. no gods no kings no scripted lines etc#sometimes the remorse sets in IMMEDIATELY too and then they just burst into tears or freeze up#but some of them get a laugh and then that's it all you can do is roll with the maid who gets paid in woims

(tags via @sunderwight)

peer reviewing this cause that's pretty much exactly what i was thinking before i read the rest of the post