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hey my twitter is @Cooliosis_Art i’m more active there because the only followers i’ve gotten here in the past month have been porn bots.

Burn Pygmalion fan art :)

#art #gif #the scary jokes #burn pygmalion #music #i really liked the album

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Apparently Ethiopian Baboons are starting to domesticate wolves, which is giving scientists new insights about what it might have been like when early humans did that. That’s cool pretty cool!

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“not quite as cool as we thought!” scream scientists, as baboons riding wolves come pouring out of the forest

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My new years resolution is to draw more mario characters.

#art #fan art #mario #ludwig #koopaling #sfw #ya know just in case

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My fellow Americans

It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand

Make 2019 the year America reaches before Australians

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My Fellow Americans,

We’ve Failed.

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My Fellow Australians,

We have again succeeded.

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My Fellow Americans,

We have made a foothold. We beat Sydney to 2019.

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Listen/purchase: BURN PYGMALION!!! A Better Guide to Romance by the scary jokes

Here it is!! My third LP as the scary jokes. This has been such a labor of love for the past 3ish years and I couldn’t be more excited to share it with you all. :) HUGE HUGE THANKS to @cyelatm and @everydaylouie for their brilliant contributions! Happy New Year y’all!!!!

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IT’S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Put the nice japanese man that makes knives in smash bros

I hate how fake you guys are. Key smashing? Wtf are you trying to do? Are you trying to make me think that you are laughing so hard that you involuntarily hit your keyboard? We all know that nobody laughs on the internet you fucking liar.

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Sneak peek for you all! :) Remember to follow me on Spotify so you can hear the full version of Emotional Vagrant tomorrow (12/28) on Release Radar! :)

https://open.spotify.com/artist/33NScerSaBJ9Y1YndrE5sL?si=x1MqzViLQGmlswBxrbPGFg

OUT 1/1/19

NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER: itunes.apple.com/us/album/burn-py…mance/1447784549 PRE-SAVE ON SPOTIFY: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/thescaryjokes/fZIU FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/thescaryjokes BANDCAMP: thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

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i am, in fact, extremely excited.