I am actually not cool, or a cat.

[ladygalra]

[temporarywhales-deactivated2018]

This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and:

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sugajimin]

he is a diamond and he is GLOWING [cr. bts_nanak]

[a-s-h-le-y]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bob-belcher]

A great thread to read

[unclefather]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

eXCUSE me who is this cat

[doujinshi]

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dat-soldier]

[great-and-small]

Got some more alligator ASMR for y’all- crank up the volume for prehistoric chills

[bogleech]

lol this weird ass bird

[wittyusernamed]

Squat

And

Hurgle

[butchmime]

[sapphicseance]

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

[solarsyrup]

that wasn’t mom

[lavender-lily]

they JUST SAID it was their turn

[curseworm]

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

[howdymynamesis]

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

[curseworm]

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

[howdymynamesis]

what

[sixpenceee]

An Octopus drone | source

[ohmygillygoshoppler]

Is that fuckin blimp pokemon

[rinitachan]

It’s Drifblim!

[homoeroticimplications]

It’s clearly Jellicent <3

[porterr-robinson]

[montivaga]

TURN THE SOUND ON OMG

[everythingfox]

“Medical professional having to deal with an unruly patient trying to take off their mask”

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