cargo pants bonanza

amy // hmu if u wanna fight

[lesmysteres-deactivated20200530]

[segamascott]

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[00000066]

[laniidae-passerine]

Betty Crocker mutates your children

[antiprivateeractivist]

[laniidae-passerine]

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

[sm64mario]

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

[gayfrasier]

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

[secunitscompromisedbrain]

excuse me, no I wasn't???

[beguilingcorpse]

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

[achillesinhighheels]

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[everyteenager4free1]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[moleshow]

[chilewithcarnage]

probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

[wintercorrybriea]

[dogpuppy]

[plumslices]

Cleaned everything dusted everything. And the dust will return and its so fucked up

[angelbabymikaa]

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for