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Keep getting zapped 🙄 30 Male. I like 5sos. You know the drill

[sastreon]

hugs!

[bodhi-devotee]

i love love LOVE that Artemis is always described with a gold bow and Apollon is referred to as having a silver bow/god of the silver bow. you’d think it would be the other way around— it’s like Artemis and Apollon switched bows as kids! :P

also how Artemis has domain over pestilence and is written to delight in the lyre! oooo and Artemis is always described dancing, while Apollon is often associated with graceful movement, athletics, and music. ugh them both being gods of the hunt too!!!

they are the divine twins of the cosmos, inseparable from each other. i love when they do twin things!

[massodetabaco]

"I asked ChatGPT!!" Well, I asked Lord Dionysus and he told you to turn that shit off and to go join an orgy

[praise-to-phoibos]

May Apollo, bearer of the silver bow, strikes all the generative AI data centers with his arrows.

[titojefie]

ghost rider was my childhood and now that im goslingpilled you can tell how boggled i was over the announcement

[gottabegreyhound]

What’s cooking good looking?? Oh, your face.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also people being obsessed with Greek mythology as kids wasn’t invented by Percy Jackson. My dad read the Iliad and the odyssey in high school because one of his friends was super obsessed with Ancient Greek lit and he was like “well I can’t let him be smarter and more well read than I am I’ve gotta catch up”

[wiiildflowerrr]

k is a star! ★☆: 'real fans save bands real bands save fans forever and ever!!! <3 (may or may not have cried making this)'

[m5ra-sos]

ON THE LIPS NEXT

Cr: @/ava_hrry on X

[disenchanfed]

ON HIS KNEEEESSS MICHAEL ON HIS KNEES ITS WHAT I DESERVE !!!!!!!!!! tank top michael on his knees , if u heard barking in indiana last night it was me :)

[kaijuno]

A friend traveled here

[water-dragon0]

I need PTO like this Caine.

[ficitonaldisaster]

I tend to call men "baby girl." just for fun. but I'm talking to this one guy who has Asperger's so he often copies my speaking habits. he knows that I would hate being called baby girl. so he calls me "bbq grill" instead.

[manuuart]

!! SUGGESTIVE ART AHEAD !!

Two pilots detected 🫢

( and probably rocky too)

[no-word-describes-me]

[iwontwait-foryouforever]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

[pinklimodriver]

Oh to experience Luke Hemmings for the first time again