Who's ready for trash ?

my name is Keenan and I like spaghetti-o's and butts

[dilfboi]

You’ve heard of treating people like shit because they’re different than you, now get ready for:

treating everyone like an irreplaceable human being with their own understanding of what it means to be happy and suffer

[dilfboi]

Normal person(dumb):pass me the Ethernet cable

Me(very intelligent and wise): pass me the Æthernet cable

[sonic06apologist]

You can actually buy a big toblerone 

[internetwes]

But do you deserve it

[sexhaver]

[coughloop]

[shakermakers-deactivated2021050]

[dinuguan]

[lizardsexposed]

[halandalena]

You would not believe your pecs

if ten million magic decks

[nyxwoven]

you would not believe your yards

if ten million magic cards

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

You would not believe your yells

at ten million Counterspells

[hivs]

[c-g-ricks]

Parallels: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) - Prometheus (2012)

1) The Invitations

2) The Abandoned Factory

3) The Dark Goo

4) Flute

5) Mutation

6) Angered Creator

7) Flying Home at the End

[evangelion-shitposting]

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

[freikorps-deactivated20170908]

[imsoshive]

When you just finished dicking her down and now you in her pantry looking at all of her son’s snacks you about to eat

[afloweroutofstone]

This meme is far too powerful, and should be locked away in a vault where civilians are unable to access it

[porterr-robinson]

[deceptipup]

[meme-theft]