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Updates to prove to myself I am alive and whimsical

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Why did they make starting tasks equivalent to the feeling of losing a loved one.

I do not need to feel this grief and pain right now dude I just gotta read 9 pages :(

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Gggrh hurg rahgh…

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I don’t think it would make me feel better but I should be allowed to lay face down on the floor in public spaces without social consequences.

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Me: laying on all my blankets in my productive outfit after failing three separate tasks in a row

“Do it dumb do it dumb do it dumb do it dumb do it dumb do it d-

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Status update :

Doing it dumb is really fucking hard actually

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I should be hired by animators to voice act blood curdling screams, like just put me in a box and leave me to it.

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“You will overcome many hardships “ :)

What if.

Like here me out,

What if I just didn’t have the hardships? Maybe what if I could just chill for couple days?

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Every public bathroom should be play tested by an autistic middle school girl. I am tired of these faucets.

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Status Update:

Received an assignment to symbolize what went “unfulfilled in my childhood”

How the fuck do I symbolize middle school????

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I get defensive over the weirdest things, I’ve had people look me in the eye and tell me all my flaws and I was like “yeah that tracks” :( but the minute I see a Pinterest short about what to put on your walls I feel the rage of a thousand suns.

Don’t tell me what to put on my imaginary walls, I pay the imaginary rent I’ll put up whatever I goddamn want to

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They can pry my whimsy from my cold, bloody hands

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Genuinely devastated that there is no animal called a boogle

Beagles do not count also that instrument I briefly thought was a dog and definitely caused this thought doesn’t count either

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Also the cone chip

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Status Update:

Was fighting in the group chat and made a spelling error. I will now be moving to the dwarf planet Haumea.

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Status Update:

Easily fixable issues you will never beat my hubris

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Genuinely devastated that there is no animal called a boogle

Beagles do not count also that instrument I briefly thought was a dog and definitely caused this thought doesn’t count either

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Status Update:

Sometimes the air clears when you finally start to choke on it.

(Had a bad day but I PULLED IT BACK)

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Status Update:

My demons pray to be eviscerated but cling tightly to their only survival.

(I am very hungry but the bed is comfty)