THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.
“Oh, Frankenstein! Generous and self-devoted being! What does it avail that I now ask thee to pardon me? I, who irretrievably destroyed thee by destroying all thou lovedst. Alas! he is cold, he cannot answer me.”
Adam Sandler: So here's my pitch. There's this guy, average guy, kind of a loser, stays upbeat, his only real flaw is that he's a child at heart and doesn't hide it
Me: Ok Adam. This is fresh as fuck every time
Adam: And one day, he meets this beautiful blonde, and she doesn't really respect him. But he KNOWS there's a connection, and there must be something wrong that she doesn't see it
Me: Adam you're blowing my fucking mind this is untouched territory for you
Adam: So the guy crosses a few lines, yaknow? He steps over the line a little bit but it's for love, right? So it's cool. He solves the problem with social heroics, stays persistent and even though things get rough he wins her heart
Me: Yesssss this is literal gold Adam this is ingots
Adam: And I'm thinking, like, who we can get to play the guy?
Me: I think we both know just the guy
Adam: You don't think it's weird that the awkward everyman hero with a heart of gold is me again?
features: 852x300px header image, 150x150px sidebar image, main blog title, blog title, three custom links, 500px text posts
notes: a neospring-inspired theme. npf posts friendly! ask and submit button will automatically show if allowed (please check your settings). credits link to the resources, tutorials and scripts used to make this theme possible is found on the bottom right corner of the theme. become a subscriber on either my ko-fi or patreon?
me, every single time i see people (especially women) talking about the divine feminine energy, or the sacredness of the womb or whatever it is now:
[image description: a two-panel photo of a person dialling a number and then placing the phone to their ear. the contact is saved as ‘Ursula K. Le Guin’ /end ID]
context is this quote by her:
But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?
nothing needs to be changed in the code, everything can be changed in the customize panel!
terms:
reblog if using
do not touch the credit
all terms / faq
credits listed in the code / credits page
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blog name !! important
make sure you fill out the blog name field, this is what will show on the top of all your original posts. to clarify: your blog name is your blog’s url - for example: phantomcodes
responsive sidebar
when the browser window gets too small the sidebar will disappear and become toggleable, the sidebar toggle button will appear on the top right side next to the day/night button
reminders
remember tumblr’s customize panel is buggy, you may have to toggle the options on/off before saving
i’m still on a sort of semi-hiatus, i’ll be around for questions but please check my faq, answered asks, etc. before asking - i will not answer repeated questions!
right/left sidebar position or sidebar as a header option
sidebar image
tags on all display or by toggle
custom links
dark mode
search bar
Important
full credits are here
sidebar image is 120px x 120px
you will use google fonts to change the main font. Search for the font of your choosing and copy/paste the title of said font into the appropriate text field
theme to match this project page on my main blog. so sorry to the anon who requested this forever ago!
single column header theme with six posts sizes, four custom links, custom title and description, updates tab, google fonts for main and title fonts. this theme uses phosphor icons, and you can find more icon options here.
pls let me know if you find any bugs! (haven't posted a theme in a while, so it's possible i missed something!) would appreciate a like/reblog if you use :)