it will be too late by the time we learn

what these cryptic symbols mean raphael | he/they | aes blog is forestvines | formerly firearmsandflashdrives spotify

[fliesinthescreen]

hi! im raph

about me/this blog

he/they pronouns

23

white

tme

i run the sporadically updating horror webcomic Nearer Unto Man

i sometimes write disco elysium fanfiction

forestvines is my aes blog

my ask box is always open! so are my messages but i can’t promise i’ll respond to those as quickly

i dont tag nsfw/triggers/etc. at the moment—i’m very forgetful and am bad enough at using my own reference tagging system. if you really like this blog for whatever reason and need something tagged tho, shoot me a message and i’ll do my best

however i don’t keep track of who follows/unfollows me so unfollow me for whatever reason i Do Not Mind

the way i do tag things is explained here

i write poetry, sometimes it gets published! you can read it here

come chat about whatever :-)

[localcryptic]

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

[b33tlejules]

[impossiblepackage]

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Joel Dommett sits at a wooden table in a Tudor kitchen, with a metal cloche and an envelope in front of him. From off-screen, Alex Horne says, "Right, you can open the task but not the cloche." Joel says, "Not the cloche? I wouldn't dare. I'm cloche-trophobic." He beams as he opens the envelope. End ID.]

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[soup-mother]

"naturally blond" nothing about that is natural

[soup-mother]

this sounds like it's poking fun at a bad bleach job but actually being blond is a sin

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[crimewave420]

THIS GIRL AT THIS PARTY HAS A BILL MURRAY ASS TATTOO I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

[rikerbeard85]

Why the fuck he look like that.

[crimewave420]

cause I’m turnt the fuck up bitch next question

[crimewave420]

out of all the posts on my account to get a mature content warning how is this still up

[tlirsgender]

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

[liivn]

A family of Ravens is putting the goth back in gothic at NYC's largest cathedral--St John the Divine. - by Above96th

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

The Man Who Smiled So Much He Choked On A Grin & Died

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

I’ve started highlighting my books which started just as a way to hep me focus on beowulf and track interesting to me lines but turns out that a highlighter is like a hammer in that once your holding one everything looks like a nail (highlightable lines)

[fliesinthescreen]

i dont think anything captures the dogmatism of the anti-ai movement quite like a bunch of "left wing" ppl thinking the pope coming out against ai is extremely cool and good

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[orpheuslament]

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]