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[cuntyleescarbeltdelia]

Chained Up In You (Helia/Oscar)

Summary: Lee has had Oscar around her waist for as long as she can remember, well, almost. She remembers a time before his voice rattled around her head, pushing her psyche further into chaos, always promising to one day destroy everything she knows and loves unless she lets him wreck havoc on the world. Every day she fights back, never letting him gain the upper hand in their turbulent relationship—until Oscar's father decides to destroy the world.

Suddenly forced to work together, Oscar and Lee must find a way to coexist in each others minds and wrapped around each others bodies, without tearing each other apart. As they get closer, Lee starts to realize she likes when Oscar takes control of her, his destructive nature almost addicting, and she starts to wonder if letting her own personal monster in is the only way to save everything she cares about.

Warnings/NSFW tags: slow burn, enemies to lovers, bondage, dom daddy!Oscar, chainmail, virgin!Lee, evil!Oscar, blood, obsession, fireplay, penetration, violence, death, possession, stabbing, hypnosis, nc telepathy, apocalyptic

Word Count: 78k

[daddyflik]

Can we not do the freak bondage shit in this fandom, kids listen to this pod dude

[coquettecassdelphane]

ok well it's on kids to police their own media habits... or honest ly its on their parents. you are nt the fuckin media police!!!!! chill out. the livoutiapod people have a right to make adult content and so does their fandom. if you think you can control anything anyone does you should just get off the internet because you will be sorely disappointed.

[catboyedric]

eeeeeeeeehehehehehe guyz i kno this is so o silly but iv been rewatchin mlp and it jus remindd me sm of elory i had too mak the babes as ponies eeehehehee (they didn't hav a skeleton for nic so i had to just go bald lololol)

[coquettecassdelphane]

why is the puck one just a twilight sparkle ripoff... alsooooo its so unrealistic that there would be so many alicorns like did you event watcht the show

[gurgleandspit]

Frey is a Mary Sue.

[coquettecassdelphane]

you literally have issues. if you think that frey is a mary sue that means that you yourself are basically a mary sue. suck my balls.

[gaygodslicers]

Form C15 x The Muffin Man is my new OTP <33333 so sexy

[coquettecassdelphane]

Why are you supporting cheating??? Adultery is not cool no matter how this fandom makes it seem. I'm a Form T16 girl. I feel so bad for her.

[ihatebingushaversack]

100 gorillas vs 1 Bingus

[golfdilf]

and bingus would win 😤

[ihatebingushaversack]

I have simulated the 100 gorillas vs 1 Bingus fight and the gorillas kill Bingus five times over in one round. Find advanced statistics and fun facts below.

-Bingus dies after only 19 gorillas.

-Bingus dies no matter when she goes in the order. If she goes first and deals her highest damage possible, she only kills 4 gorillas (and this is bending the rules very generously in her favor). If she goes after the first 18 gorillas and somehow manages to heal back to full, she dies after the next 16 gorillas.

-If Bingus goes first and deals her highest damage possible and deals the damage specifically to kill the gorillas that would have dealt the most damage to her, the remaining gorillas would still do enough damage to kill her well over four times.

-The gorillas dealt 562 damage total and averaged 5.62 damage each.

-Gorilla #28 dealt the most damage, 23 points of bludgeoning damage on a multi attack double crit.

-The second highest damage goes to Gorilla #100, who brought us home with one final crit for 22 damage.

-35 gorillas miss completely, I can only assume because they did not wish to defile their gorgeous hands with Bingus putrescence.

Please message if you would like the data. Quality studies need to be replicable, and I welcome you all to try killing Bingus with 100 gorillas yourselves.

[coquettecassdelphane]

yknow… i disagree with your stance on bingus but i have to respect the numbers

[bringbackeggbert]

Okay fine I’ll say it there’s way too much time before the episode starts. Like four different spin drift ads AND THEN we have to hear them bullshit about the minions movie? I’m an east coast listener and I’m just trying to get to bed on time!!

[coquettecassdelphane]

speak for yourself!!! i’m here for the banter. if you want a straight up dnd podcast take your ass to critical role. this is a COMEDY podcast…

also like if you aren’t here for the players’ personalities idk what you are here for.

[domdaddybubbles]

The Outskirts of Atlantis

Bubbles x Reader

Summary: Living far from the big city in a remote beach town with a father who treats you more like a maid instead of a daughter proves itself exhausting. Secluded like a bird in a cage, life is a boring slog—until a storm rolls in and leaves something behind. Or rather someONE. A man washes up on the shore, waterlogged, wounded, and entirely wrong in all the most tempting ways. He looks at you with sea-glass eyes, like he’s already decided you belong to him, and says he has a deal to make. He's odd... too kind for a warrior, too dazzling for a drifter, and far too pretty to be real. His skin shimmers like moonlight on the waves, and he smells faintly of salt and summer rain. He calls himself Bubbles, and when he smiles at you, it feels like the tide shifting in your chest. Soon, you’re caught in something ancient and aching—more than lust, deeper than fate. He’s not just here to escape his past. He’s here to claim you.

Warnings/NSFW tags: slow burn, naive!reader, reader has a mean father, manipulative!Bubbles, blood, fingering, violence, vampirism, death, nightmares, injury, biting, Angst, spit, fuckin'

Word count: 82.6k

[coquettecassdelphane]

you know i love kate as much as the next player, but as a vegan, i think it's fucked up that they didn't take the moral high road and decide to promote vegetarianism/veganism.

like the message against overfishing is good but c'mon... have a backbone... don't just say the easy message.

[artsy-eloria]

Ok I know they don’t have social media in Elory but you can enjoy this #tbt of baby banksy and yeesh anyway☺️

[livoutia-aesthetics]

OMG IM BEGGING DO GURGLE OR GERTRUDE PLZZZZZZ

⚒ 🚂  ┊   GURGLE   ┊ 🚂 ⚒

[livoutia-aesthetics]

⋆₊⊹ ┊  KRINOS of ARGOS    ┊ ⊹₊⋆

[ancientgrink]

Wesleyan Argus looks hot

[coquettecassdelphane]

oh no that’s not…

[coquettecassdelphane]

WHY is it always they mark severanced his peepee and never they mark severenced her pussy??????????????? more misogyny from the livoutiapod folx.

[livoutia-aesthetics]

⋆₊⊹ ┊  KRINOS of ARGOS    ┊ ⊹₊⋆

[gaygodslicers]

does anyone else think it’s problematique that eleanor plays a non-binary character when she’s clearly not non-binary? Like the way she plays puck is clearly not capturing the nuances of the enby experience….

Like I think it’s super fucked up that puck is only non-binary because they got their gender stolen. Like that implies that they had an original gender that they no longer have IDK what do you guys think?

[coquettecassdelphane]

can we all talk about how yabbie is so nasty for fucking like half of the greek party!??? like they’re basically minors?

like they even call the livoutia party the “big girls” and greek the “little girls.”

like that age gap and power dynamic is NOT okay and we all need to be speaking out on this.

[timeafterturmendriel]

Commuting Through My Heart

(Gurgle/Jessica) Hurt/Comfort, Angsty Ending

Word Count: 11k

He fixa da train…. but can he fixa da relationship?

When Gurgle left town, he thought it was for the best to cut ties with Jessica. But now that the Elory Express has brought him back to her, he can’t help but feel that maybe they were meant for each other… But it doesn’t seem like Jessica feels the same way.

[coquettecassdelphane]

can we finally talk about how the entire greek party is constantly committing micro-aggressions against bubbles? none of them have even made an attempt to pronounce his real name. like i get it, they’re my faves too but we need to hold them to a higher standard.

[ancientgrink]

Noah Fence… but you just typed out Bubbles…and you didn’t even capitalize.

[coquettecassdelphane]

It’s not my fault that Steve Jobs didn’t invent a celestial keyboard for the material plane! Also I’m dislexic and your ableist.