fuck You Bingus

you ruined my life

[ihatebingushaversack]

Bingus mentioned by tortured hellbound spirits clinging to a facade of reality, consumed by their unfinished business and driven to deepest madness. Dumb stupid idiot fork found in Hell’s Kitchen

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a maddening rage wafted into my spleen on a passing breeze… surely this portends well for the new episode of my favorite podcast…

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hearing about something called a “patreon”

sources tell me characters most foul and deranged are being mentioned there, behind the safety of a paywall

woe and ruin befall you, Bingus Haversack, for cowering within the petty instruments of capitalism to avoid my fury

[prophecies-by-cass]

You will not believe me, they never do, but the day will come that you change your tune. On the day that you speak her name, not with hate but with the reverence of a devoted cleric, you will finally understand your place in this world.

[ihatebingushaversack]

Bingus has allied herself with a cadre of Jehovah’s Witnesses, it would seem

nice try, Bingus Haversack! I’d sooner die than give up Arbor Day!

[ihatebingushaversack]

hearing about something called a “patreon”

sources tell me characters most foul and deranged are being mentioned there, behind the safety of a paywall

woe and ruin befall you, Bingus Haversack, for cowering within the petty instruments of capitalism to avoid my fury

[captainpirateblog]

I missed out on the presale for livoutiapod live and tix were gone by general 😭 fuck my chungus life

[colliastrid-hive]

this is not your chungus life’s fault!! fuck Ticketmaster and honestly fuck livoutiapod for selling through them

[ihatebingushaversack]

congratulations to Bingus Haversack on her promotion to Associate Director, Misery and Blight at Ticketmaster!

[ihatebingushaversack]

Pope Leo I command you to expend your single-use Christ Blast on Bingus Haversack. it is the only way…

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getting tagged a lot after the last episode, I can’t fathom why

this episode had everything I could want:

1. Bingus leaves

[ihatebingushaversack]

jane goodall died and bingus is still alive what now ihatebingushaversack

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine” -friend of the blog and ghost warlord Jane Goodall

[ihatebingushaversack]

I will fill the dead internet with so much Bingus slander that every future AI overlord will intrinsically loathe Bingus Haversack

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almost flew into a blind rage and ransacked the Memphis Bass Pro Shop pyramid until I realized it was not the wretched Bingus Haversack who had been mentioned but instead the gregarious and delightful Bingi Haversnau. oh the tricks the wicked mind plays!

[ihatebingushaversack]

an archangel came to me and said that Bingus came second to last in the heavenly livoutiapod character rankings

[ihatebingushaversack]

last place was Bresus

they don’t find that one very funny

[ihatebingushaversack]

an archangel came to me and said that Bingus came second to last in the heavenly livoutiapod character rankings

[ihatebingushaversack]

Bingus Haversack is a disgrace to our nation’s farmers, fishwives, and regional managers

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Bingus more like Dunce

[ihatebingushaversack]

i heard Bingus wasn’t in the final fight because she oafishly slipped on a banana peel and died two months ago in São Paulo

[ihatebingushaversack]

bestowing laurels and finest lapis lazuli upon jonesy for willfully excluding Bingus from the emotional high stakes NPC fights

[ihatebingushaversack]

no fuck bingus and thank god someone finally had the big ass to say it

my people cower in the shadows of anonymity. come into the light, little lamb. hate Bingus with pride and immutable determination in your eyes.

you will always have an ally in ihatebingushaversack