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@coquettethatcher-official
Thinking about the parks intern today who, mid tour, asked me if i created dashcon
so everyone knows that all the great coquettes have a persona. There's marina as the electra heart, david bowie had ziggy stardust, lady gaga was a drag king for a bit, and janelle monae was the electric lady
you've ended up with the moniker "the iron lady"
what can you tell use about this pen name?
thank you for such a thoughtful and considerate question.
much like janelle monae or david bowie, my character of the "iron lady" inspires me to move behind antiquated ideas of masculinity and femininity. it reminds me to adopt a rigidity in my manner, a hard interior (iron) behind my feminine and disarming appearance and style of dress (lady). it's a reminder that my political aspirations and the ambition that motivates them are not essentially masculine, as we have been led to believe.
a woman can do anything a man can. as a woman, I can start wars, promote neoliberalism, and uphold classism as well as any man. sometimes better.
have you been eating more bush than the bush administration
oh my god??????
DashCon 2 Merch!!
The "Revolution, Baby!" 2026 collection.
Hi all,
Merch is here!!
Let’s get right into it.
Merch photos. Tell me I look hot. Don't tell Avis they look hot, they already know. Have you seen them with that sword?? They're too powerful already.
I promised a secret enamel pin.
We wanted to create a custom revolution-themed DashCon 2 pin as a token of the 2026 convention, but we wanted it to be a surprise for the in-person audience. However, we’re an accessible convention first and foremost, so having IRL-exclusive merch items didn’t sit right with us. So we’ve settled on this:
The enamel pin’s design is a secret until the convention! IRL folks get to see what it looks like first. The at-home audience will have two weeks post-con to buy it if the want, after seeing the design. However if you’re feeling spicy, you can pre-oder it without seeing it—as a reward for committing that hard, you can have it at a discount.
The shop will open sometime later this month!
More details coming soon. Love you all!!
Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time
I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks
Who did you steal your shoelaces from?
Obama
Whoever is current US president
A non-US president (put in tags)
i stole my shoelaces from Sexy Dark Woke Ronald Reagan
@sexyronaldreagan-official
GIVE THEM BACK OR I'LL GO DARK WOKE ALL OVER YOU!!!!!
can confirm ron wears the dashcon laces every day
Propaganda I'm not falling for:
Men.
My fellow Americans,
At 6:08 AM EST the unforgettable happened. Terror has struck Columbus, Ohio in its highest point. A Subaru Forester XT with licence plate GWB-611 was used as a weapon, shattering glass, starting a blaze, and melting the structural beams which has led to the total collapse of the building. While it originally struck the 11th floor on the west side, it then ricocheted up to the 13th.
As you can see by the images provided to you here by my administration, there's not much left of the proud building. It's a good thing most of the government positions held in the Rhodes State Tower were remote, on summer recess, or conveniently taking a personal day. There were no survivors nor casualties as nobody was in it.
We will build it better. We will build it stronger. We will build ourselves in the progress. That's why 6/11 was an inside job.
-Butch W. Bush
OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY HIT-
oh it's just Ohio that's fine.
ron ohio is where glee is
My fellow countrysbian,
Sexy John and I have agreed to an alliance. No hard feelings but I love it when I'm invited to things. I hope we can find a road where every president can be president, and smoothly sail down it together.
Awesome new woketruck! I like what you're doing and maybe someday you can join us as pals.
Anyways I've got to 6/11 a city tomorrow so I'll talk to ya later.
Your bumble servant,
Butch W. Bush
You fool. You absolute buffoon.
You really think I want to team up with YOU?! After what you did to California?! I may be encouraging political violence in my new Dark Woke era, but ONLY the political violence I agree with. So therefore what you did was immoral and I REFUSE to align myself with it.
Dark Woke Reagan doesn't do friendship. He does rivalries.
Heated Rivalries.
(Because they are Woke and Gay obviously. They're also Canadian but I can excuse that this once.)
Anyways consider yourself my number one enemy currently. @assassin-pierre-trudeau I'm putting aside our beef temporarily for the sake of our hypothetical baby and also so I can fight this guy.
COUNT YOUR DAYS BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!
me when i shave my... iron lady
hey girls ive got one. you know how they pronounced margaret thatcher back in the day
@coquettethatcher-official
ok let's see if my followers have taste
britpop
oasis
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i dont listen to music
My fellow Americans, I am ANGRY!!!!
After all the effort I put into campaigning for the tumblr sexyman poll, I lost. IN THE FIRST ROUND! This is truly tragic. And on top of that, MULTIPLE opponents have appeared and challenged me in the 2028 presidential race!!!
Is this an omen? Am I to lose the presidency much like the poll?
But fear not, my little Wokelings...Daddy Reagan has a plan...
WE WILL RISE ONCE AGAIN!!!!!! INTRODUCING DARK WOKE!!!!!!!
We must get Militant with this shit. No longer will we be inviting newcomers into Woke. They will be FORCED!!!! They will be Woke whether they like it or not!!!!
My NEW rules of Dark Woke:
Forcefemme for all. You WILL be a woman. I don't care what your identity is Get She/Her'd.
Pride discourse battles every weekend. We will debate to see which identity is the most oppressed TO THE DEATH!!!!! Also no bisexuals allowed for obvious reasons (perceived heteronormativity).
Activism Witch Hunts. If we deem your activism not leftist enough we are going to throw you to the Den Of Lions Daniel-style (the lions in this case are conservatives we are keeping in a closet and feeding primarily a diet of raw tofu).
Everybody must own my new car that I am making called the WokeTruck pictures coming later it's like super cool and edgy.
Dark Woke is the future. It will win us the White House. Except for we will rename it the POC House.
RISE MY WOKELINGS!!!!! FEEL THE RIGHTEOUS WOKE ANGER BUBBLING FROM WITHIN!!!!
VOTE FOR REAGAN 2028!!!!!
why are you oppressing bisexuals already what did they do to you....
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 22
Sexy Ronald Reagan (@sexyronaldreagan-official)
Xibalba (The Book of Life)
@sexyronaldreagan-official
this nation website is falling apart. you can't recognize a baddie when you see one
@sexyronaldreagan-official how i hate those guys
Introductorary post
My fellow Americans,
I, George Walker Bush have created this Tumblr blog to reach the people of this great nation and every other great nation. The purpose is clear-- @sexyronaldreagan-official and his running mate @coquettethatcher-official are running for president in 2028 and so is Trump. Nobody invited me and I'm feeling left out so here goes.
I am announcing my bid for being the oval office of 2028.
You may be wondering what my platform is. My time in retirement has alleviated my sense of self and allowed me to come out as a stone butch lesbian. 🏳️🌈. As such some things have changed since you last saw me run in 2004:
build this nation to be one where everyone's wings can take dream
fix the economy so that for all classes of people, it's easier to put food on your family
abolish golf in its entirety
A new national basic income, to offset the costs of private healthcare
Mandatory transreligionation. I'm not picky!
Freedom bible, starring me and my friends, coming 2028
I've seen what immense unity exists in Mamdani's NYC, and I've been inspired. The feeling of overcoming terror to grow as a community is what makes New York special. I want to expand on that feeling, nationwide. 9/11 brought our nation together, and with Americans at each other's throats I have a plan. Additional 9/11s, every month, as voted by the people for the people.
In terms of a running mate, I'm being told some lady by the name of Lauren Ipsum is joining me on my journey. We have yet to meet but I hear she's Latinx.
Thank you all and adios,
Butch W. Bush
you think ur the only one W Bush? be so fr.
what are your best powersuit and blouse looks?
yk what? it has been a minute. let's get into it.
(credit: british vogue)
i love the colour palette here. the steely grey of this suit calls to mind a friendly moniker oft applied to myself, while being warm enough to accentuate the glow of my complexion. the lightness of the blouse provides a feminine, delicate edge to the stiff suit.
(credit: alamy)
this suit itself has a femininity and lightness, as seen in the minty green colour and softer contours of the shape. the pattern of the blouse fabric here serves to accentuate my playfulness. look! i'm steering a ship! how silly!
(credit: press association)
the sharp, cartoonish lapels on this suit have been edged with polka dot fabric AND a delicate pinkish line, while the blouse underneath is the very same poka dot, tied in a perky bow. the jauntiness of the accent fabric and the cut of this suit contrast with my serious expression. this suit may give a playful first impression, but two rows of buttons, the straightness and rigidity of the bow, and a grounding navy colour remind one that the pm is, above all, to be respected.
(credit: getty)
this look features a structured vest rather than a suit jacket to support the softness of the blouse. the colours once again bring out the warmth in my skin, hair, and makeup, while remaining professional in palette. rather than becoming overly demure, the vest prevailing over the absent suit jacket in this look echoes menswear without becoming an outright emulation.
upon reflection i suppose my best suit and blouse looks balance a (traditionally) feminine lightness or playfulness with a (traditionally) masculine rigidity and authority.
what do you think?
was shutting down the mines a male manipulator activity?
ive actually been thinking abt that and i feel kinda bad. i dont really have anything against miners. i can get behind a man who works with his hands and smells like marlboro reds.
honestly u heard it here first. coquettes! stop marketing yourselves as minors and start blossoming into miners
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 22
Sexy Ronald Reagan (@sexyronaldreagan-official)
Xibalba (The Book of Life)
@sexyronaldreagan-official
last chance to vote your conscience