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@coralturtlenut

26- I have an unhealthy obsession with tv shows. Supernatural- Gilmore Girls- Bones- Parenthood- The Walking Dead- The Boys- 9-1-1- ~Always Keep Fighting~

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(Y/N and Dean stare out of the motel window)

Sam: What’re you guys doing?

Dean: TV doesn’t work.

Y/N: So, we’re watching the couple in the car park break up.

spn-incorrect-quotes

Sam: Why are you smiling?

Y/n: What? I can’t just be happy?

Castiel: Dean tripped and fell in the parking lot.

magicoftelevision

yes hello i have some questions for whichever veronica mars writer came up with the name “stosh piznarski”

magicoftelevision

yes hello i have some questions for whichever veronica mars writer came up with the name “stosh piznarski”

nickmillerturtleface

These fools dancing.

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Cryss’ first reaction is to laugh. “What do you mean?” She glances at Gabe for a second to see his eyebrows furrowed then she looks back to Rowena. “Are… Are you serious? Twins? Like… Identical twins? I thought the chances of twins was 1 in 250. Are you sure? There aren’t anymore surprises in there like triplets, right?” The room grows tense while Rowena checks for extra children.

“No, just twins. For an Angel higher than an Archangel to give birth to an Archangel’s child… I’m not so sure how this will turn out. Not to mention that since they’re twins, they might just be more powerful than Jack. Infact, I would be surprised if they weren’t more powerful than Jack. But of course, this is also different from Jack’s case because he’s a nephilim, and you two are both angels.”

Cryss glances at Gabe again. “Well… You always were a two-for-one kind of guy.” The tense atmosphere nearly disappears with a few chuckles. “And just think, two little munchkins who knew how to be tricksters before they were even born…” Gabe adds. A chorus of laughter breaks the rest of the darkened aura in the room, while Gabe makes an internal resolution.

“Okay, how about since we don’t know when the girls are gonna pop, we have a baby shower here in about… a week?” Gabe casually suggests. Cryss pats his arm- or, what she can reach of it- and chuckles. “That’s a little soon, isn’t it? Are you excited?” He smiles and nods at her. “Yeah, a little.” @coralturtlenut

Everyone spends the week preparing for the baby shower. Invitations were sent out to Jody, Donna, Patience, Alex, Claire, Mary, Bobby, Kevin, Balthazar, Garth, Bess & their daughter, Rowena, Charlie, Crowley and finally, Lucifer (Cryss’ request, not mine…). Coral and Cryss jokingly sent an invite to Adam, but he probably won’t come. By the end of the week, Streamers and balloons were bought, the cake was ordered and RSVP’s were received.

-*day of the baby shower*-

Coral wakes up to Sam’s arms lazily wrapped around her waist. She snuggles closer to him for a few minutes longer before gently jostling him awake. She watches Sam’s eyes flutter open and a smile appear on his face immediately. ”Good morning!” She cheers. Coral rolls onto her back and huffs before attempting to pull Sam out of bed. It’s no use. ” Come on…” Coral whines. ”We need to start setting up the place for the shower.” Several minutes and a few kisses later, Coral and Sam get dressed for the day.

”We still need to hang streamers, blow up balloons and put everything out.” Coral explains. She stops suddenly in the doorway of the foyer, ”Wait. Who’s getting the cake?” she looks to Sam in panic. ”Don’t worry, everything will be okay” he soothes Coral as they walk through the doorway. They find Dean already setting up streamers with Cas on the other end of the room, standing on a ladder attempting to help. ”Cas, why don’t you help Coral blow up the balloons?” Sam offers and Cas reluctantly agrees. Sam climbs up the ladder, he helps Dean finish hanging the pink and white streamers from the ceiling and finish in no time.

Meanwhile, Coral has to explain to Cas that the balloons are not supposed to explode. ”No Cas, we need to fill them with helium so they’ll float. Then we tie a string to the knot so we can tie them down” Coral tries to explain. Cas tilts his head in confusion ”Humans are an interesting species…” He grunts but finishes helping Coral with this ridiculous task.

Gabriel had never found himself so stressed before. Not only was his siblings going to find out about Jophiel’s vessel- Cryss being pregnant, but there was additional pressure to make sure today would be one that nobody present could ever forget.

On the other hand; Cryss, for the life of her, could not locate her favorite pair of shoes. She’s checked her room four times and she’s about to start crying; regardless of the hormones running rampant throughout her body. “Those boots costed me $90, by all I stand for, I will wear them today.” Alright, maybe she was a little sentimental. She glances under her bed one last time before sniffling and promptly bursting into tears. Previously passing in the hallway, Jack overheard Cryss starting to cry and peaked into the open doorway.

“Cryss? What’s wrong?” The moment Cryss caught wind of someone to help her, she launched herself at him. “Oh, Jack- It’s terrible!” Jack is thoroughly confused as he attempts to console her, and tenses when she says “terrible”. “What’s terrible? Are you hurt?” Cryss shakes her head animatedly. “I lost my shoes!” She cries in dismay. The boy fails to see why this is terrible, but decides to help her find it. “Oh, um… Where was the last place you saw them?” He asks hesitantly.

Cryss wipes her eyes and takes a moment to ponder. “Saw them last..?” The older angel gasps and dives for her closet. “Aha! Right where I… Left them.” She sheepishly turns to Jack. “Sorry, I can’t think straight because I’m really excited. I’ve never seen this human custom before! I hope to learn a lot today…” She rambles on to Jack while she puts her shoes on, and they both make their way to the foyer to meet with Coral about fetching the cake. “I’m ready! Can we go get the cake now?” If Cryss had a tail, it would be wagging.

Jack wanders over to Sam and Dean to see if there was anything he could do to help, while Gabe makes his first appearance of the day. “Hey, sugarplum.” He greets his beloved with a kiss. “Hey, Cas, Jack-o-Lantern. Muttonheads.” The last one is sarcastically directed at Sam and Dean with a nod. Cryss leans her head on Gabe’s shoulder and visibly relaxes. Before Coral can respond to Cryss’ question about the cake, the room becomes tense, fast.

Cryss’ head shoots up and she quickly spins to face Lucifer in the middle of the foyer. “I- I don’t believe it! You actually showed up!” The bright beam of a smile on Cryss’ face seems to melt a good portion of the negative atmosphere away. “Can I, umm… Can I have a hug?” Lucifer seems to be sizing up everyone in the room, until his gaze rests upon the second youngest angel in the room. “It’s just.. I’ve kinda missed you? It’s been really-” The room tenses up again, as Lucifer slowly moves to hold open his arms with a roll of his eyes.

He’s yet to say anything, but Cryss tears up as she throws herself into his embrace. Gabe doesn’t seem too keen on Lucifer touching his girl- not that anyone blames him. With a sigh, Cryss takes a step back and smiles up at him again. “You’ve gotta stay on your best behavior, alright? It’s my special day, and I wanted to share with everyone I care about.” Lucifer scoffs, but his eyes soften when he speaks to Jophiel’s vessel. “I don’t have a “best behavior” and you know it.”

Cryss pats his shoulder. “You do for me! I’m proud of you for even considering showing up for me. The fact that you’re here? I’m not sure I could be any happier.” She quickly wipes her face dry of tears. “Thank you, Luce. I mean it. Just… Let’s avoid spilling blood if we can, okay?” Lucifer avoids meeting her gaze, but with the tension slowly dwindling- It’s safe to say he’s willing to at least try.

Sam makes direct eye contact with Lucifer as he steps off the ladder, he would have fallen several feet if he hadn’t caught himself in time. Once both feet are on the ground, he huffs.

Sam keeps his gaze on Lucifer whilst tiptoeing his way over to Coral and steps up behind her purely just to wrap his arms around her shoulders and rest his head on top of hers. “Hey sweetheart.” He mumbles so only she’ll hear. She doesn’t respond. He looks down to see her panicked expression pointed at Lucifer. “Babe?” He gently jostles her but Coral still doesn’t respond.

Cryss takes it upon herself to begin entertaining Lucifer. She takes his hand and leads him to the kitchen, where she begins to try and bake something to impress him. The next guests to show up were Mary and Bobby. Since the cake hadn’t been picked up yet, Mary volunteered to accompany Sam and Coral to town to get it. While they were out, Jody showed up with her entourage. She’d carpooled and brought along Donna, Patience, Alex, and Claire.

The next person to show up was Charlie. “Sup, bitches? I heard someone was preggers and came to party.” Soon following the nerdy ginger; a flash of light and a small crack of what sounded like thunder, Rowena’s presence had gracefully been announced. While waiting for the cake and the rest of the guests, Cryss had Cas guiding the early guests to the kitchen for tea, coffee, and beer. Although, she thought better of bringing Rowena within sight of Lucifer and let Charlie and the witch get to know each other in the foyer instead.

“That entrance was so cool! Do you do stuff like that normally or is this a special occasion?” Charlie’s eyes are practically glittering as she speaks to Rowena. “I’m glad you liked it, dear! It’s not every day I get someone that appreciates it when I make a right entrance. What was your name again?” Charlie smiles. “Charlie Bradbury! You’re Rowena, right? I’ve heard about you. Nobody told me how awesome you are though?”

At this point, Cryss wanders back into the kitchen to check on her food in progress. She hears a voice in the kitchen that she hadn’t been ready to, and it scares her quite a bit until she realizes who it belongs to. Once she rounds the corner and stands in the doorway, Crowley stands facing Lucifer. “Oh- Crowley! I’m so glad you could make it! Do me a favor and fetch me the potholder over there, please?” The potholders rest on the other side of the room from Lucifer. Crowley, indignant but thankful for an excuse to get some space between him and Lucifer, grabs the potholders for Cryss.

“Is it true?” Crowley harshly whisper-asks Cryss. She turns around to face him and raises an eyebrow in confusion. “Is what true?” Crowley rolls his eyes. “Are you really pregnant with an Archangel’s child?” Cryss squares her shoulders, and with the dead-est of deadpans; “What kind of party did we invite you to? A baby shower. With my name on it. And it’s not “child”, it’s children. Twin girls, to be precise. Will you be staying long, or do you plan to run with your tail tucked so tightly between your legs that people assume you finally grew a pair?”

Crowley did not stay for very long. Cryss scoffs and turns back to the task at hand. She pulls a lasagna that she had gathered ingredients from all over the globe by… Not quite hand, so we’re gonna say wing. The noodles from Italy, tomatoes from Peru (She figured since they originated there, they’d be grown best there.), Ricotta cheese from New Haven, Connecticut- You get the picture. Rather than making the ingredients appear for her in the kitchen, she’d zapped her way through the recipe she found- and carried everything in a messenger bag she borrowed from Gabe.

Gabriel was not happy to find out she’d left the bunker without letting him know first. He had no chance to really scold her for running off, because the last of the guests had arrived. Sam, Coral, and Mary returned soon enough with the cake, and the party started earlier than they’d planned.

There was one final knock at the door, and anyone with a weapon drew it. Dean quickly makes his way to the door and opens it. At the door stands Adam. “You… forgot I was coming, didn’t you?” He asks accusingly. Dean tries to play it off the best he can while discreetly putting his gun away. “Forget? Pssh, no. We would never forget!” Dean smiles, but it resembles a grimace better. Cryss speaks up. “Except you did. It was Coral’s idea to invite him and if it weren’t for me, he’d still be in the pit.”

Cryss zaps her way to stand next to Dean and Adam at the top of the stairs. “Hi, Adam. I’m Jophiel, a Dominion ranking Angel of the Lord, but everyone calls me Cryss.” She offers the young man a hug, which he confusedly accepts. “We’re so sorry that you were treated as you were. Coral, would you like to introduce Adam to everyone?”

Coral promptly chokes on her coke when she sees Adam and hears her name called. “Be there in a second!” She coughs out with a hoarse voice. She fixes herself and skips up the stairs to meet Adam. “Hello! My name is Coral” She whips out her hand to shake his. “I’m a witch and also Sam’s girlfriend. Why don’t you come with me and we can grab you a drink, how does that sound?” She leads Adam into the kitchen where Sam is helping slice the lasagna.

Sam’s face lights up when he sees his girlfriend walk into the room, but-“Adam?” Sam gasps. He drops what he’s doing and meets his long forgotten brother at the drink table. “What’s going on? How did you get here..? How did you..?” He looks to Coral for answers only to be met with a guilty face. “Coral. What’s going on?” He raises an eyebrow at her.

Coral grabs Sam’s bicep and yanks him in the hallway. “Cryss and I sent it as a joke, but we didn’t actually think that he’d come!” She huffs. Coral grimaces as Sam scolds her for sending the invite. He returns to the kitchen to finish his job of cutting lasagna, hands out plates to everyone who wants a piece.

As Coral steps up to grab her plate, she sees no garlic bread. She frowns at Sam “Do we have any garlic bread?” Coral pouts at her boyfriend Sam just laughs in response and drops a few pieces of bread on her plate. He knows her too well. She swiftly gives him a kiss on the cheek in thanks before leading everyone into the foyer to continue with the celebration.

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Cryss’ first reaction is to laugh. “What do you mean?” She glances at Gabe for a second to see his eyebrows furrowed then she looks back to Rowena. “Are… Are you serious? Twins? Like… Identical twins? I thought the chances of twins was 1 in 250. Are you sure? There aren’t anymore surprises in there like triplets, right?” The room grows tense while Rowena checks for extra children.

“No, just twins. For an Angel higher than an Archangel to give birth to an Archangel’s child… I’m not so sure how this will turn out. Not to mention that since they’re twins, they might just be more powerful than Jack. Infact, I would be surprised if they weren’t more powerful than Jack. But of course, this is also different from Jack’s case because he’s a nephilim, and you two are both angels.”

Cryss glances at Gabe again. “Well… You always were a two-for-one kind of guy.” The tense atmosphere nearly disappears with a few chuckles. “And just think, two little munchkins who knew how to be tricksters before they were even born…” Gabe adds. A chorus of laughter breaks the rest of the darkened aura in the room, while Gabe makes an internal resolution.

“Okay, how about since we don’t know when the girls are gonna pop, we have a baby shower here in about… a week?” Gabe casually suggests. Cryss pats his arm- or, what she can reach of it- and chuckles. “That’s a little soon, isn’t it? Are you excited?” He smiles and nods at her. “Yeah, a little.” @coralturtlenut

Everyone spends the week preparing for the baby shower. Invitations were sent out to Jody, Donna, Patience, Alex, Claire, Mary, Bobby, Kevin, Balthazar, Garth, Bess & their daughter, Rowena, Charlie, Crowley and finally, Lucifer (Cryss’ request, not mine…). Coral and Cryss jokingly sent an invite to Adam, but he probably won’t come. By the end of the week, Streamers and balloons were bought, the cake was ordered and RSVP’s were received.

-*day of the baby shower*-

Coral wakes up to Sam’s arms lazily wrapped around her waist. She snuggles closer to him for a few minutes longer before gently jostling him awake. She watches Sam’s eyes flutter open and a smile appear on his face immediately. ”Good morning!” She cheers. Coral rolls onto her back and huffs before attempting to pull Sam out of bed. It’s no use. ” Come on…” Coral whines. ”We need to start setting up the place for the shower.” Several minutes and a few kisses later, Coral and Sam get dressed for the day.

”We still need to hang streamers, blow up balloons and put everything out.” Coral explains. She stops suddenly in the doorway of the foyer, ”Wait. Who’s getting the cake?” she looks to Sam in panic. ”Don’t worry, everything will be okay” he soothes Coral as they walk through the doorway. They find Dean already setting up streamers with Cas on the other end of the room, standing on a ladder attempting to help. ”Cas, why don’t you help Coral blow up the balloons?” Sam offers and Cas reluctantly agrees. Sam climbs up the ladder, he helps Dean finish hanging the pink and white streamers from the ceiling and finish in no time.

Meanwhile, Coral has to explain to Cas that the balloons are not supposed to explode. ”No Cas, we need to fill them with helium so they’ll float. Then we tie a string to the knot so we can tie them down” Coral tries to explain. Cas tilts his head in confusion ”Humans are an interesting species…” He grunts but finishes helping Coral with this ridiculous task.

Gabriel had never found himself so stressed before. Not only was his siblings going to find out about Jophiel’s vessel- Cryss being pregnant, but there was additional pressure to make sure today would be one that nobody present could ever forget.

On the other hand; Cryss, for the life of her, could not locate her favorite pair of shoes. She’s checked her room four times and she’s about to start crying; regardless of the hormones running rampant throughout her body. “Those boots costed me $90, by all I stand for, I will wear them today.” Alright, maybe she was a little sentimental. She glances under her bed one last time before sniffling and promptly bursting into tears. Previously passing in the hallway, Jack overheard Cryss starting to cry and peaked into the open doorway.

“Cryss? What’s wrong?” The moment Cryss caught wind of someone to help her, she launched herself at him. “Oh, Jack- It’s terrible!” Jack is thoroughly confused as he attempts to console her, and tenses when she says “terrible”. “What’s terrible? Are you hurt?” Cryss shakes her head animatedly. “I lost my shoes!” She cries in dismay. The boy fails to see why this is terrible, but decides to help her find it. “Oh, um… Where was the last place you saw them?” He asks hesitantly.

Cryss wipes her eyes and takes a moment to ponder. “Saw them last..?” The older angel gasps and dives for her closet. “Aha! Right where I… Left them.” She sheepishly turns to Jack. “Sorry, I can’t think straight because I’m really excited. I’ve never seen this human custom before! I hope to learn a lot today…” She rambles on to Jack while she puts her shoes on, and they both make their way to the foyer to meet with Coral about fetching the cake. “I’m ready! Can we go get the cake now?” If Cryss had a tail, it would be wagging.

Jack wanders over to Sam and Dean to see if there was anything he could do to help, while Gabe makes his first appearance of the day. “Hey, sugarplum.” He greets his beloved with a kiss. “Hey, Cas, Jack-o-Lantern. Muttonheads.” The last one is sarcastically directed at Sam and Dean with a nod. Cryss leans her head on Gabe’s shoulder and visibly relaxes. Before Coral can respond to Cryss’ question about the cake, the room becomes tense, fast.

Cryss’ head shoots up and she quickly spins to face Lucifer in the middle of the foyer. “I- I don’t believe it! You actually showed up!” The bright beam of a smile on Cryss’ face seems to melt a good portion of the negative atmosphere away. “Can I, umm… Can I have a hug?” Lucifer seems to be sizing up everyone in the room, until his gaze rests upon the second youngest angel in the room. “It’s just.. I’ve kinda missed you? It’s been really-” The room tenses up again, as Lucifer slowly moves to hold open his arms with a roll of his eyes.

He’s yet to say anything, but Cryss tears up as she throws herself into his embrace. Gabe doesn’t seem too keen on Lucifer touching his girl- not that anyone blames him. With a sigh, Cryss takes a step back and smiles up at him again. “You’ve gotta stay on your best behavior, alright? It’s my special day, and I wanted to share with everyone I care about.” Lucifer scoffs, but his eyes soften when he speaks to Jophiel’s vessel. “I don’t have a “best behavior” and you know it.”

Cryss pats his shoulder. “You do for me! I’m proud of you for even considering showing up for me. The fact that you’re here? I’m not sure I could be any happier.” She quickly wipes her face dry of tears. “Thank you, Luce. I mean it. Just… Let’s avoid spilling blood if we can, okay?” Lucifer avoids meeting her gaze, but with the tension slowly dwindling- It’s safe to say he’s willing to at least try.

Sam makes direct eye contact with Lucifer as he steps off the ladder, he would have fallen several feet if he hadn’t caught himself in time. Once both feet are on the ground, he huffs.

Sam keeps his gaze on Lucifer whilst tiptoeing his way over to Coral and steps up behind her purely just to wrap his arms around her shoulders and rest his head on top of hers. “Hey sweetheart.” He mumbles so only she’ll hear. She doesn’t respond. He looks down to see her panicked expression pointed at Lucifer. “Babe?” He gently jostles her but Coral still doesn’t respond.

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Cryss’ first reaction is to laugh. “What do you mean?” She glances at Gabe for a second to see his eyebrows furrowed then she looks back to Rowena. “Are… Are you serious? Twins? Like… Identical twins? I thought the chances of twins was 1 in 250. Are you sure? There aren’t anymore surprises in there like triplets, right?” The room grows tense while Rowena checks for extra children.

“No, just twins. For an Angel higher than an Archangel to give birth to an Archangel’s child… I’m not so sure how this will turn out. Not to mention that since they’re twins, they might just be more powerful than Jack. Infact, I would be surprised if they weren’t more powerful than Jack. But of course, this is also different from Jack’s case because he’s a nephilim, and you two are both angels.”

Cryss glances at Gabe again. “Well… You always were a two-for-one kind of guy.” The tense atmosphere nearly disappears with a few chuckles. “And just think, two little munchkins who knew how to be tricksters before they were even born…” Gabe adds. A chorus of laughter breaks the rest of the darkened aura in the room, while Gabe makes an internal resolution.

“Okay, how about since we don’t know when the girls are gonna pop, we have a baby shower here in about… a week?” Gabe casually suggests. Cryss pats his arm- or, what she can reach of it- and chuckles. “That’s a little soon, isn’t it? Are you excited?” He smiles and nods at her. “Yeah, a little.” @coralturtlenut

Within a few hours, Sam had turned back into his 6’4 self. Sadly, it was during breakfast and long story short... we’ve got to buy another high chair for the babies.

While everyone was relieved to have their normal Sammy back, Mary, Dean, Coral and Cryss still felt bittersweet about the change. They spent a few minutes catching Sam up on what happened, and shared some videos and pictures of the several outfits that he’d been put into. Sam teared up at seeing a picture of Mary holding himself. With a smile so big that Sam’s dimples showed, he knew that they needed to get a physical copy of the photo for Mary to keep to herself.

After everything calmed down, The gang spends the week preparing for Cryss and Gabe’s baby shower. Invitations were sent out to many people. Jody, Donna, Patience, Alex and Claire recieved their invite and sent their RSVP’s the second they opened the envelope. Mary and Bobby got theirs and they decided that they’d make the trip together. Kevin, Rowena, Balthazar and Crowley were put into the list of maybes. Garth, Bess & their daughter we’re busy with a family get together, but they said that they’d try and stop by if they could. Charlie responded with a “Hell yeah!”. Coral and Cryss jokingly sent an invite to Adam, but he probably won't come. Finally, Lucifer’s invite was sent out, but he never responded. By the end of the week, Streamers and balloons were bought, and the cake was ordered.

-*day of the baby shower*-

Coral wakes up to Sam’s arms lazily wrapped around her waist. She snuggles closer to him for a few minutes longer before gently jostling him awake. She watches Sam’s eyes flutter open and a smile appear on his face immediately. ”Good morning!” She cheers. Coral rolls onto her back and huffs before attempting to pull Sam out of bed. It’s no use. ” Come on...” Coral whines. ”We need to start setting up the place for the shower.” Several minutes and a few kisses later, Coral and Sam get dressed for the day.

”We still need to hang streamers, blow up balloons and put everything out.” Coral explains. She stops suddenly in the doorway of the foyer, ”Wait. Who’s getting the cake?” she looks to Sam in panic. ”Don’t worry, everything will be okay” he soothes Coral as they walk through the doorway. They find Dean already setting up streamers with Cas on the other end of the room, standing on a ladder attempting to help. ”Cas, why don't you help Coral blow up the balloons?” Sam offers and Cas reluctantly agrees. Sam climbs up the ladder, he helps Dean finish hanging the pink and white streamers from the ceiling and finish in no time.

Meanwhile, Coral has to explain to Cas that the balloons are not supposed to explode. ”No Cas, we need to fill them with helium so they’ll float. Then we tie a string to the knot so we can tie them down” Coral tries to explain. Cas tilts his head in confusion ”Humans are an interesting species...” He grunts but finishes helping Coral with this ridiculous task.

love-isonits-way

comingupwithjoshdun

I mean it would be great if the jonas brothers come back but wake me up if/when big time rush comes back

happyavenueluminary

Jonas brothers got their act together. Now its your turn btr.

harriyanna-deactivated20221223

Things that have a “cult” following but never realized it does

Big Time Rush

Aly and Aj

The Cat in the Hat

OK KO

Sky High

Lemonade Mouth

Victorious

The Boondocks

Kim Possible

Harvey Beaks

Kickin’ It

Toblerone

Bratz

early 2000s fashion

Kids Next Door

Love Like Woe

Misery Business

Lilo and Stitch

Hey Arnold

The Proud Family

Drake’s Take Care album

My Babysitter’s a Vampire

Lil Kim

(feel free to add on)

playboyinthegrotto-blog

misery business sksks,,,, i remember when people who don’t even regularly listen to paramore let alone would never go to their concerts got pissed off when they retried mb,,

who’s really gonna save us from thanos

So when we gon stop acting like Big Time Rush ain’t make bop after bop

spacejackass-deactivated2019110

this is so sad alexa play boyfriend by big time rush

big time rush: make it count, play it straight, don’t look back, don’t hesitate when you go

me: BIG TIME

"The diaper sizes seem to be different from the clothing." Cryss mumbles as she stares them down. Cryss glances over at Coral and giggles at how seriously she's taking this task. "...Just to be sure, you DO plan to change him back, right?" The angel asks as she watches Coral put a lot of baby toys and plushies in the nearly over-filled cart. "Hmm.. It'll be good to have all this extra clothing before my little one gets here." She pauses. "It still feels weird to say that."

“Of course I’m going to change him back!” Coral answers a little too quickly. “You’re gonna need some of this stuff anyway, right?” she shrugs and holds up two more plushies ”Alright. Owl or Bunny?” she asks Cryss. They wander around for a little bit and make their way to the registers to pay. Once they paid, Coral stops Cryss in her tracks ”Wait a minute. We never got to find out the sex of the baby!” Coral exclaims. ”We need to find out what the baby is!” she grins and they head to the car to load the bags inside.

After seeing what happened to Sam, Cryss is a little hesitant the second time around. “I, um… I suppose a human ultrasound wouldn’t pick up on an angel’s child, would it..?” She sighs. “Fine, but if I turn into an infant too, you have to change me back first!” is her ultimatum.

They arrive home to find Sam curled up, sleeping, on Dean’s chest. Cryss brings over a diaper, a changing mat, and a onesie with moose antlers on a tiny hood. “This was too good to pass up.” Cryss whispers with a chaotic grin. She figures if she’s gonna have a kid, might as well get some experience with babies. Cryss gently picks Sam up and lays him on the mat, and soon enough has the diaper on him.

She falters before offering to let Coral put the onesie on him, since Cryss is going to have a child of her own to care for soon. She thinks to herself; “I wouldn’t wanna rob Coral of any blackmailing material.” and chuckles.

Coral picks Sam up and props him on her hip. “I don’t… know what to do now. Is he hungry? Tired? Does he want to play?” Coral exhales harshly. “How do people do this? Magical humans, that’s who!” She shouts, waking Dean up. “Oop. Sorry Dean!” Coral gives him an apologetic look and then skips down the hall into her room. She plops Sam on her bed and crouches down to his level. “Listen Sam. If any of your bodily fluids end up on me, you’re toast.” Coral side-eyes Sam, who’s response is a giggle.

Coral hands Sam a bunny plushy, he grabs it with his chubby little hands and holds it to his face before laying down on the bed and snuggling it. He falls asleep on ita few minutes later.

Coral decides to get started on changing Sam back. She goes through all of her notes, her hex books, charms, potions, everything. She found nothing. With a huff, Coral pulls out her phone and calls Rowena. ”Hey Rowena, so umm… I’ve got a bit of a problem…” she mutters. ” I kinda changed Sam into a toddler and I really need your help with changing him back.”

Rowena laughs on the phone, ”Silly girl. Of course, I’ll help ya! I’m on my way over.” she says and hangs up the phone.

“Coooorrraaaaaaal! I wanna get this ultrasound thing over with!” Cryss yells across the bunker. Cryss walks into Coral’s room without knocking and nearly hits Rowena with the door. “Oh- I’m so sorry! I wasn’t aware we had company, Coral.” Cryss gives Coral a sassy pointed look. “Warn me next time, you dork!” she jokingly whines. She sits at the desk and faces the two witches and the tiny moose-clad moose.

“Oh! Rowena, while you’re here, did Coral already tell you what she was trying to do when this happened?” Rowena shakes her head no. “No, she didn’t. She was rather vague about it.” The ginger witch cracks a small and knowing smile. “Okay, so she was trying to give me an ultrasound through a spell-” Rowena sharply turns her full attention to Cryss.

“What was the ultrasound for?” Alarm slips into her voice. “I-… I’m pregnant?” Cryss shrinks. Rather, she tries to shrink down and ends up hunched over in the chair instead. Rowena seems unsettled. “I can see what happened now. The spell you used only didn’t work right because you aimed wrong. Were you picturing Cryss or Sam when you casted the spell?”

”Uhm. Well-” Coral blushes. She avoids both Rowena and Cryss’ stern looks. ”I-I was thinking about babies… And Sam- but not Baby Sam!” she panics. ”Will you just help me fix him pleeeeease!” she whines.

Sam wakes up with a stretch. The first person he sees is Rowena and he’s entranced by her. He drops his bunny and holds out his chubby hands toward her and shouts ”Up!”

All six eyes jump to Sam. ”Since when does he talk?!” Coral gasped.

“Oh boy. The wee lad wants me!” Rowena laughs. She picks Sam up and props him on her hip “Well aren’t you a little cutie” she lightly boops Sam’s nose, affectively making him giggle.

“Wait, if he can talk, what are the chances he understands what we’re saying?” Cryss turns to Sam. “Hi Sammy. Do you remember my name?” Sam stares at her for a second before saying “Kiss!” Cryss’ eyes water up and she clutches her chest. “Wh-What did you say, sweetie?” She stops to double check before she starts crying because it was that cute. “Kiss!” Sammy says again, this time kinda pointing the best he can with his chubby little hands towards Cryss.

Cryss makes a strangled noise as if hearing it again hurt her. “Oh Father, why didn’t I sign up for kids sooner?” She nearly crumbles to the ground trying to keep herself together. “O-okay Sammy, what’s her name?” Cryss asks, pointing to Rowena.

Sam stares at Rowena for a few seconds longer than he did at Cryss before decidedly declaring her as “Weena!” With this, Cryss bursts into a fit of giggles, and falls to the floor- unable to calm herself down enough to see how he says Coral’s name. “We- We need…” The angel laughs again, “To record this!” She tries to stand up only to fall down again. “He’ll… never believe us later- I-if we don’t!” She resumes laughing.

Coral pulls her phone out and hits record. She points the camera at Sam. “Sammy, what’s her name?” Coral points to Rowena.

“Weena!” Sam shouts excitedly, his dimples growing larger as he laughs. Coral falls to the floor laughing “I can’t… my stomach… I’m gonna pee!” She cries and hits the stop button. Rowena doesn’t look amused at Sam’s new name for her. She crosses her arms “Well, that was just plain rude” she rolls her eyes and tries to hide her smirk.

Once the room calms down, Coral walks up to Rowena “I’m sorry, that was just too good.” Her laughter is reduced to small giggles. Coral leads Rowena into the library to search through the books and figure out a way to change Sam back. “How do we fix Sam?” She asks worriedly.

“First of all, we need to reverse engineer the spell so you can learn a little more about it.” Rowena bounces Sam so she can readjust her grip. Rowena was about to explain the workings of the spell so Coral could avoid mistakes like this in the future, but Dean walks in to see Rowena holding Sam. “Dude, we don’t let Rowena hold Sammy. Give him here.” Dean snatches Sam up faster than he would a slice of pie.

Cryss wanders into the library looking out-of-breath and red faced. “It’s been centuries since I’ve laughed that hard. Oh- Hi Dean.” Cryss’ face goes blank for about three seconds before she speed-walks up to Sam and Dean and asks Sam who’s holding him. “Sammy! Who’s holding you?” Sam’s chubby face breaks out in a smile and he doesn’t hesitate at all before saying “Dee!” And then nuzzling into Dean’s neck.

Cryss starts actually crying at this point. “Dean, he hesitated when he said Rowena’s and my own name… Do we have to change him back?” Cryss gasps and poofs away before explaining why, leaving the room speechless. Next thing you know, Mary can be heard yelling in alarm at Cryss. “-oing on? Is someone hurt?” The angel wordlessly takes her wrist and leads her to Sam.

“Oh my god… Is that… Sammy?” Mary starts to tear up. “There was a spell miss-casted that was intended for me, and it hit Sam instead- turning him into a baby…” Cryss quietly explains while the both of them cry. Mary gently takes Sam from Dean and cradles his fragile form as tightly as she dares. Mary curls up with Sam against her, who looks like he’s about to cry because everyone else seems to be crying too.

“He called you Dee!” Coral tears up. She watches Mary with Sam and it only gets worse for her. “Dammit guys, you’ve got me!” She frantically wipes her tears away from her cheeks before explaining to Rowena everything that happened. “I did the spell, followed the script exactly as it was written. I followed every instruction perfectly! I’ve never messed up a spell, Rowena! it should have hit Cryss. I just.. I don’t know what happened!” Coral groans in frustration.

Jack walks into the room. “What’s going on in here?” He asks sweetly. “Is that a baby? Cryss, I didn’t know you had the baby already!” He cheers gleefully. He envelopes Cryss with a hug and congratulates both her and Gabe on their new child. “Why does he look like that..?” He looks confused. “He’s so… small”

Sam throws his chubby arms in the air once more and shouts “Jack! Jack!” And giggles from Mary’s arms. This melts Mary’s heart even more and she wraps her arms around him tighter.

Cryss wipes her tears away and laughs. “Jack, that’s not my baby. Coral dun goofed and turned Sam into a baby. I’m not as familiar as to why babies are so small though, maybe it would be better if a human explained that.” She glances at Dean. Dean rolls his eyes before taking Jack into another room to give a furthered “sex-ed” class that explains more than just “brandish everyone’s sex toys at breakfast”.

Rowena gently grabs Coral’s wrist and leads her away from distraction, to talk to her one-on-one. “Coral, I’m going to be honest with you- This will wear off by itself, but there’s no telling how long it’s gonna last. You’d best be ready to take care of little Sam for a few weeks at most.”

“Okay. Okay. That’s… okay.” Coral huffs. “We’ll be okay. We’ve got… seven people to help care for him, right? We’ll be fiiiiiiine.” She walks into the library with a smile on her face. Coral grabs Cryss’ wrist and pulls her into the hallway. “We’ve got a problem. Sam’s spell will wear off… eventually. We don’t know how long until he’s back. Dear god what have I done?!” She panics and runs off to her room.

Sam is currently being tossed in the air by Mary. The more times he gets thrown, the more he laughs. “Again!” He cheers after each toss. “Alright. Alright, that’s enough. Mom need a break or her arms are going to fall off.” Mary chuckles and hands Sam off to Dean. Before she leaves the room, Mary crouches down to Sam’s level “I love you, Sammy.” She coos. “I You!” Sam shouts back with a dimpled grin.

Cryss takes Mary back to where she had been before, then appears in front of Coral’s room. She knocks and waits for Coral to answer. “Hey, while Rowena’s here, do you wanna be part of the ultrasound? I’ll get Gabe if you do wanna take care of this now…” Cryss begins to feel strange, like something big was about to happen. Last time she felt this way, she found out she was pregnant the next day. “Hey- Coral? Something’s up, I feel weird… Not bad, just weird.”

Coral opens the door “Of course I want to see the ultrasound!”. Her and Cryss shuffle into the living room to meet Rowena. She watches as Cryss lay down on the couch and Gabe takes her hand in comfort.

Once they’re comfy, Rowena places her palm on Cryss’ stomach. She immediately lets out a small gasp “That’s weird...” Rowena moves her hand to another spot on Cryss’ stomach. “I feel... a girl.” She scrunches her eyebrows in confusion. “But... there’s another presence...” her eyes widen. “It’s twins!”

"The diaper sizes seem to be different from the clothing." Cryss mumbles as she stares them down. Cryss glances over at Coral and giggles at how seriously she's taking this task. "...Just to be sure, you DO plan to change him back, right?" The angel asks as she watches Coral put a lot of baby toys and plushies in the nearly over-filled cart. "Hmm.. It'll be good to have all this extra clothing before my little one gets here." She pauses. "It still feels weird to say that."

“Of course I’m going to change him back!” Coral answers a little too quickly. “You’re gonna need some of this stuff anyway, right?” she shrugs and holds up two more plushies ”Alright. Owl or Bunny?” she asks Cryss. They wander around for a little bit and make their way to the registers to pay. Once they paid, Coral stops Cryss in her tracks ”Wait a minute. We never got to find out the sex of the baby!” Coral exclaims. ”We need to find out what the baby is!” she grins and they head to the car to load the bags inside.

After seeing what happened to Sam, Cryss is a little hesitant the second time around. “I, um… I suppose a human ultrasound wouldn’t pick up on an angel’s child, would it..?” She sighs. “Fine, but if I turn into an infant too, you have to change me back first!” is her ultimatum.

They arrive home to find Sam curled up, sleeping, on Dean’s chest. Cryss brings over a diaper, a changing mat, and a onesie with moose antlers on a tiny hood. “This was too good to pass up.” Cryss whispers with a chaotic grin. She figures if she’s gonna have a kid, might as well get some experience with babies. Cryss gently picks Sam up and lays him on the mat, and soon enough has the diaper on him.

She falters before offering to let Coral put the onesie on him, since Cryss is going to have a child of her own to care for soon. She thinks to herself; “I wouldn’t wanna rob Coral of any blackmailing material.” and chuckles.

Coral picks Sam up and props him on her hip. “I don’t… know what to do now. Is he hungry? Tired? Does he want to play?” Coral exhales harshly. “How do people do this? Magical humans, that’s who!” She shouts, waking Dean up. “Oop. Sorry Dean!” Coral gives him an apologetic look and then skips down the hall into her room. She plops Sam on her bed and crouches down to his level. “Listen Sam. If any of your bodily fluids end up on me, you’re toast.” Coral side-eyes Sam, who’s response is a giggle.

Coral hands Sam a bunny plushy, he grabs it with his chubby little hands and holds it to his face before laying down on the bed and snuggling it. He falls asleep on ita few minutes later.

Coral decides to get started on changing Sam back. She goes through all of her notes, her hex books, charms, potions, everything. She found nothing. With a huff, Coral pulls out her phone and calls Rowena. ”Hey Rowena, so umm… I’ve got a bit of a problem…” she mutters. ” I kinda changed Sam into a toddler and I really need your help with changing him back.”

Rowena laughs on the phone, ”Silly girl. Of course, I’ll help ya! I’m on my way over.” she says and hangs up the phone.

“Coooorrraaaaaaal! I wanna get this ultrasound thing over with!” Cryss yells across the bunker. Cryss walks into Coral’s room without knocking and nearly hits Rowena with the door. “Oh- I’m so sorry! I wasn’t aware we had company, Coral.” Cryss gives Coral a sassy pointed look. “Warn me next time, you dork!” she jokingly whines. She sits at the desk and faces the two witches and the tiny moose-clad moose.

“Oh! Rowena, while you’re here, did Coral already tell you what she was trying to do when this happened?” Rowena shakes her head no. “No, she didn’t. She was rather vague about it.” The ginger witch cracks a small and knowing smile. “Okay, so she was trying to give me an ultrasound through a spell-” Rowena sharply turns her full attention to Cryss.

“What was the ultrasound for?” Alarm slips into her voice. “I-… I’m pregnant?” Cryss shrinks. Rather, she tries to shrink down and ends up hunched over in the chair instead. Rowena seems unsettled. “I can see what happened now. The spell you used only didn’t work right because you aimed wrong. Were you picturing Cryss or Sam when you casted the spell?”

”Uhm. Well-” Coral blushes. She avoids both Rowena and Cryss’ stern looks. ”I-I was thinking about babies… And Sam- but not Baby Sam!” she panics. ”Will you just help me fix him pleeeeease!” she whines.

Sam wakes up with a stretch. The first person he sees is Rowena and he’s entranced by her. He drops his bunny and holds out his chubby hands toward her and shouts ”Up!”

All six eyes jump to Sam. ”Since when does he talk?!” Coral gasped.

“Oh boy. The wee lad wants me!” Rowena laughs. She picks Sam up and props him on her hip “Well aren’t you a little cutie” she lightly boops Sam’s nose, affectively making him giggle.

“Wait, if he can talk, what are the chances he understands what we’re saying?” Cryss turns to Sam. “Hi Sammy. Do you remember my name?” Sam stares at her for a second before saying “Kiss!” Cryss’ eyes water up and she clutches her chest. “Wh-What did you say, sweetie?” She stops to double check before she starts crying because it was that cute. “Kiss!” Sammy says again, this time kinda pointing the best he can with his chubby little hands towards Cryss.

Cryss makes a strangled noise as if hearing it again hurt her. “Oh Father, why didn’t I sign up for kids sooner?” She nearly crumbles to the ground trying to keep herself together. “O-okay Sammy, what’s her name?” Cryss asks, pointing to Rowena.

Sam stares at Rowena for a few seconds longer than he did at Cryss before decidedly declaring her as “Weena!” With this, Cryss bursts into a fit of giggles, and falls to the floor- unable to calm herself down enough to see how he says Coral’s name. “We- We need…” The angel laughs again, “To record this!” She tries to stand up only to fall down again. “He’ll… never believe us later- I-if we don’t!” She resumes laughing.

Coral pulls her phone out and hits record. She points the camera at Sam. “Sammy, what’s her name?” Coral points to Rowena.

“Weena!” Sam shouts excitedly, his dimples growing larger as he laughs. Coral falls to the floor laughing “I can’t… my stomach… I’m gonna pee!” She cries and hits the stop button. Rowena doesn’t look amused at Sam’s new name for her. She crosses her arms “Well, that was just plain rude” she rolls her eyes and tries to hide her smirk.

Once the room calms down, Coral walks up to Rowena “I’m sorry, that was just too good.” Her laughter is reduced to small giggles. Coral leads Rowena into the library to search through the books and figure out a way to change Sam back. “How do we fix Sam?” She asks worriedly.

“First of all, we need to reverse engineer the spell so you can learn a little more about it.” Rowena bounces Sam so she can readjust her grip. Rowena was about to explain the workings of the spell so Coral could avoid mistakes like this in the future, but Dean walks in to see Rowena holding Sam. “Dude, we don’t let Rowena hold Sammy. Give him here.” Dean snatches Sam up faster than he would a slice of pie.

Cryss wanders into the library looking out-of-breath and red faced. “It’s been centuries since I’ve laughed that hard. Oh- Hi Dean.” Cryss’ face goes blank for about three seconds before she speed-walks up to Sam and Dean and asks Sam who’s holding him. “Sammy! Who’s holding you?” Sam’s chubby face breaks out in a smile and he doesn’t hesitate at all before saying “Dee!” And then nuzzling into Dean’s neck.

Cryss starts actually crying at this point. “Dean, he hesitated when he said Rowena’s and my own name… Do we have to change him back?” Cryss gasps and poofs away before explaining why, leaving the room speechless. Next thing you know, Mary can be heard yelling in alarm at Cryss. “-oing on? Is someone hurt?” The angel wordlessly takes her wrist and leads her to Sam.

“Oh my god… Is that… Sammy?” Mary starts to tear up. “There was a spell miss-casted that was intended for me, and it hit Sam instead- turning him into a baby…” Cryss quietly explains while the both of them cry. Mary gently takes Sam from Dean and cradles his fragile form as tightly as she dares. Mary curls up with Sam against her, who looks like he’s about to cry because everyone else seems to be crying too.

“He called you Dee!” Coral tears up. She watches Mary with Sam and it only gets worse for her. “Dammit guys, you’ve got me!” She frantically wipes her tears away from her cheeks before explaining to Rowena everything that happened. “I did the spell, followed the script exactly as it was written. I followed every instruction perfectly! I’ve never messed up a spell, Rowena! it should have hit Cryss. I just.. I don’t know what happened!” Coral groans in frustration.

Jack walks into the room. “What’s going on in here?” He asks sweetly. “Is that a baby? Cryss, I didn’t know you had the baby already!” He cheers gleefully. He envelopes Cryss with a hug and congratulates both her and Gabe on their new child. “Why does he look like that..?” He looks confused. “He’s so… small”

Sam throws his chubby arms in the air once more and shouts “Jack! Jack!” And giggles from Mary’s arms. This melts Mary’s heart even more and she wraps her arms around him tighter.

Cryss wipes her tears away and laughs. “Jack, that’s not my baby. Coral dun goofed and turned Sam into a baby. I’m not as familiar as to why babies are so small though, maybe it would be better if a human explained that.” She glances at Dean. Dean rolls his eyes before taking Jack into another room to give a furthered “sex-ed” class that explains more than just “brandish everyone’s sex toys at breakfast”.

Rowena gently grabs Coral’s wrist and leads her away from distraction, to talk to her one-on-one. “Coral, I’m going to be honest with you- This will wear off by itself, but there’s no telling how long it’s gonna last. You’d best be ready to take care of little Sam for a few weeks at most.”

“Okay. Okay. That’s... okay.” Coral huffs. “We’ll be okay. We’ve got... seven people to help care for him, right? We’ll be fiiiiiiine.” She walks into the library with a smile on her face. Coral grabs Cryss’ wrist and pulls her into the hallway. “We’ve got a problem. Sam’s spell will wear off... eventually. We don’t know how long until he’s back. Dear god what have I done?!” She panics and runs off to her room.

Sam is currently being tossed in the air by Mary. The more times he gets thrown, the more he laughs. “Again!” He cheers after each toss. “Alright. Alright, that’s enough. Mom need a break or her arms are going to fall off.” Mary chuckles and hands Sam off to Dean. Before she leaves the room, Mary crouches down to Sam’s level “I love you, Sammy.” She coos. “I You!” Sam shouts back with a dimpled grin.

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