Coren's relisten!

my main is @ambiverted_corentin ive been relistening to tma and posting about it here but it was getting to be a lot of random stuff on my main so here i am! he/they/she/it

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hey there! this is my pinned post (bc that seems like a thing to do)

im Corentin!

he/they (mostly he...)

this is a side blog! my main is @ambi-kiko , where ive been reblogging tma stuff obsessively and im gonna start posting memes and theories and hcs and all that fun stuff

im just gonna be posting my relisten here! (as well as some art ofc) ill be using the tag #coren's relisten! so if youre interested in that, follow either that or this acc!

i just put all of the eps i reacted to on my main here, so now ill be doing between 0 and 3 a day lmao

i accept art requests but ill probably post them on my main blog so maybe just go there (:

if i think of anything else to put here then i will but rn mind empty soo

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[mojo-chojoo]

im surprised no one else did this since gerry is stuck in a book

oh well

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MAG 81 A Guest for Mr. Spider

hello (: ignore the fact i dissapeared for so long life got busy TT starting off strong in season three with a Jon Sims statement!

Statement of Jonathan Sims, regarding a childhood encounter with a book formerly possessed by Jurgen Leitner. Statement recorded by subject February 18th, 2017.

poor *previous* head archivist. he seems so tired, getting that emotion out with anger. i feel bad. he's putting the pieces together. he belongs to the Eye, Beholding. but he was first touched by the Web

my guy was just autistic TT he was bored and curious and would just. leave. he would read a lot but was a particularly picky reader.

he would get insulted when his grandmother would get him those colorful cardboard books. A Guest for Mr Spider was like that. but different. he noticed it. he opened it.

Jurgen Leitner name is there. he looks at the images. no color, its strange, no changes. no text until later. knock knock. a fly shows up and offers cake. he doesnt like it. an ink spill is seen on the door. the cycle repeats.

a horse fly offers his son. mr spider wants more. blood is everywhere. theres a door on the second to last page. he goes to knock it. a teen hits the book out of his hand. his bully. he picks it up and starts reading it, walking seemingly without control.

he put the panel with the door against a door on a house. knock knock. the door opens. the bully gets pulled away before he can scream.

not him admitting that he wouldnt believe it as a statement TT

awe he doesnt accept help anymore bc of that. at least he admits it now.

yooo its Georgie! and shes cool and makes podcasts (: nice wholesome conversation jon needed rn. im glad he has someone for him rn.

well thats the end of this episode! good start to a season. see you guys for the next one (: have a good day

(oh and spoilers this one is the Web (: its so sad to see where it all started and knowing it was all inevitable from the start)

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MAG S3 Trailer

genuienly half this episode was ads lmao TT

elias and basira huh (: in his office, talking. the tape recorder seems to start on its own. she goes and turns it off

and see you in season 3!

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MAG 80 The Librarian

Statement of Jurgen Leitner regarding his life and works. Recorded direct from subject 16th February 2017.

So theyre out of the tunnels. jon still has his pipe and jurgen is, well, here. alive. trapped the not!them. and he wants help.

youre quite like her, you know?

so jurgen was familiar with gertrude, it seems. and contrary to what the not!them said, he thinks that theyre similar.

so jurgen can control the tunnels to a certain extent by reading the artefacts/books. thats pretty neat (: he changed the tunnels for jon, but he's not the one who put the arrow pointing down. that was not!sasha.

LMAO I LOVE HOW PISSED JURGEN SOUNDS ABOUT CALLING "the dissapearance" A BOOK "hardly 12 pages..."

jurgen has always been hunted huh? by creatures and by vengeful people. such as gerry (': hes not the one who writes the books though. his library was just because he was foolish enough to think he could contain them.

so jon asks him to start from the beginning. and so he does. hes good at buying things, apparently. finding interesting objects and such. eventually someone tells him about a rumor of some books. and well there we go.

smirke seems deeply linked to all this, huh.

978 BOOKS?? DUDE THERE ARE THAT MANY WHAT

a few years later, he learns of people and creatures serving the fears. the hard way. people like michael seem to have attacked.

he fled with no books. and hes been hiding since.

LMAO NOT JON IMMEDIATELY CALLING HIM A FOOL-

awe gertrude was lonely. jon seems so dissapointed in her for having been friends with him. and awe she had 3 assistants as well. they all died...

so he teams up with her to find books and stuff.

OMG ENTITIES EXPLAINATION YIPPEE

so these Powers arent necessarily present in the world. its not quite different dimensions. theyre not evil, per say, they just exist.

so now that thats been explained, me guessing the Power of the statement is no longer a spoiler! :3

ELIAS KILLED GERTRUDE ACCORDING TO LEITNER AAA. HE KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO DESTROY THE ARCHIVES.

AAAAA ELIAS IS HEREE oh my god aaa

jurgen wanted files on the Stranger, entity seemingly related to the Not!Them, etc, to stop the Unknowing, some sort of ritual. elias decides he can without his help. he. FUCKING KILLS HIM. WITH A PIPE.

jon shows up from his smoke break and finds jurgen. ded.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END BUT NO YIPPEE THERES TIM AND MARTIN

tim seems depressed as shit. he'll claim hes being reasonable but hes just pessimistic

EXCUSE ME WHAT NOO THEY THINK HE KILLED LEITNER AND THATS THE END OF THE EPISODEE

well have a better day that jurgen did!

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MAG 79 Hide and Seek

Original recording of manifestations and sightings at the Magnus Institute, London, 16th February 2017.

PFFF WOO MARTINS POETRY

okay so tim and martin are helping/stopping him. but its too late huh. tims realizing shit tho huh. the institute is haunted, theyre stuck and cant quit and

OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS SASHA but not?

anyway martin goes to the tunnel to find his crush and tim follows him (:

so jon took michaels door, huh? lesser of two evils... hes in the tunnels now. hes telling himself to be quiet but hes still recording himself. awe and hes being mean to himself for assuming and destroying the table. yes, not the best course of action, but not stupid either.

NOT!SASHA AGAIN

and we're back with tim and martin. tim doesnt want to admit that its sasha.

GO OFF MARTIN!! TIM NEEDED THAT <333

YIS MICHAEL <3 his voice is so <33 and so michael threatens to kill them bc he wants to see how it all goes down with the archivist not having help. so theyre in the hallway now (:

and back to jon! hes found a metal pipe as a weapon. hes going down deeper in the tunnels.

lemme go insane for a sec (spoilers)

NOT THE METAL PIPE FORSHADOWING

also oh my god its leitner i cant believe i didnt know but like aaa genuinely this episode is so good

oki done (:

oh no hes so scared of being forgotten. oh noo jon please

SASHAS BACK!! AND TRYING TO FIND HIM AAA

luring him out didnt work, but you know what does? telling him he will be forgotten, erased. it will hurt like it hurt her. and thats enough.

he cries out and it finds him. he starts running.

and tim and martin again! its very distorted and theyre lost in michaels halls (:

then jon again. or well, not!sasha. it decides to give jon a statement. talks about being free, getting trapped by decker, and how jon oh so stupidly let it go once again. jon just says how sorry he is to his staff. it talks about the "Unknowing", and if it took jons place, how it would be robbing the eye of its pupil, wondering if it could take the archivists place.

it decides to kill him.

it closes in for the kill when suddenly it. dies? evaporates? dissapears? a man appears, recognizes mr sims and says they need to talk. they seem to have saved him.

AND THATS IT WHAT THE FUCK

okay well have a wonderful day and see you for the season finale!

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MAG 78 Distant Cousin

Statement of Lawrence Moore, regarding something that was not his cousin. Original statement given June 12th, 2001.

jon sounds so. tired. oh man. he understands whats happened to Sasha, doesnt he. thats why hes looking into this statement.

he knows that this is a trend, especially with Gertrude's statement, calling them the Not!Them, with melanies outburst, with sasha being weird...

the statement is about this guy whos cousin gets changed. everyone other than the statement giver said that nothing had changed. he goes through pictures and finds only 2 with the original cousin out of thousands. the not!cousin visits the statement giver and doesnt really do anything but scare him haha.

later in the night, a man visits his house. he asks the statement giver if he knew the man that had left his home earlier. the statement giver laughs and insists that he doesnt. the visiter, adelard decker, gets excited and asks for unchanged pictures of the cousin. they leave the house together. they go and grab a box and bring it into the living room. he tells him to go to his room. his cousin was dead, so the man claimed, and he had to "take care of everything."

he stays there until 3 o'clock the next day, when he hears a knock. an hour passes and an unnatural scream emerges from downstairs. he runs down, and sees decker, chanting inaudibly next to a carved table. as well as not!the cousin. he looks much less natural now. too many joints. the statement giver leaves until the next morning. 2 people in a van pick up the table and leave.

and thats it. jon sounds as broken reading the statement as he does when hes done. oof bro. he knows. not!sasha, huh. it hurts to hear her voice now. he realizes that its connected to the table...

supplemental:

omg hes talking to his friends! martin and tim save him <3 wait nvm he just told them to leave FUCK JON CMON.

PFFF

it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central london.

you've released it, havent you jon. the table kept the not!them locked in. michael is there. offering a door. how kind.

NO JON WHAT WILL YOU DO AAA

spoiler time!!

dude im so bad i always forget who the not!them is. the Stranger, isnt it?

anyway everyones always pissed off at jon for this but SHUT THE FUCK UP. not that i wouldve necessarily done the same but i so get it. he wants to protect his staff, he doesnt want to let more people get hurt "because of him. hes listened to a few tapes now bringing up the table and the not!them. its very reasonable to assume theyre connected. so, hurting one of the things should hurt what its connected to

i admit its not the wisest decision but hes scared as shit. he doesnt know hes in a horror! let him be! #everyonedefender

anyway spoilers done

i love this statement so bad oh my GOD but i had kinda forgor it- anyway have a good day and bubye!

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MAG 77 The Kind Mother

Statement of Lucy Cooper. Incident occurred in Draycott, Somerset, August 1994. Victim's name given as Rose Cooper. Statement given 15th September, 1994. Committed to tape 4th November, 1996. Gertrude Robinson recording.

ah this is like the 2nd statement isnt it? (i think its the 2nd TT) someone got replaced and no one but a single person realizes.

PFFF saying that the Not!Mother laughing was so strange and unsettling in their home. "she was friendly. she was nothing like my mother" like TT

Gertrude puts a lot less emotion into the statement than jon does i find. she still does, though.

the tapes have her real voice, huh? interesting (: i wonder if anything else could

spoilers!

this is the Stranger, of course, falling to the same fate as our dear old sasha.

spoilers

oop her father immediately fucking died.

oh so they have a name now huh? the Not!Them. and with the Stranger? at least magnetic tapes and polaroids are safe (: BUT AAA SO MUCH INFO WHAT

ah. jon thinks that sasha has been taken huh. melanies outburst, the missing tapes. poor little man. trust your friends darling. talk to them, get help

oh noo things are happening. poor archive crew. good luck.

and good luck to you guys today! have a nice one (:

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MAG 76 The Smell of Blood

Statement of Melanie King, regarding her further researches into... war ghosts. Recorded direct from subject 13th February 2017.

lmao fighting right off the bat. at least theyre getting along better now

awe her show didnt work out.

huh yeah thats interesting. they dismiss random commenters tips because they hadnt been determined safe.

oop lmao the cops?

so she saw this post on a few forums about some train recycling place, the smell of blood coming from a specific old train. she manages to get in the recycling place and finds the old train by the smell of blood.

she gets into the train :0 it has blood in it :0

oof there's a hospital gurney and a twitching body in it. someone runs passes by her and goes to stab him a bunch. eventually he turns back to her and gets stabbed in the shoulder.

yes-i-know-what-a-meme-is

he says it so quickly and pissed lmao.

hihii theyre discussing and excited and <33 (platonicly ofc theyre just silly and im glad they like eachother rn)

oop lmao lil emo speech abt pain

shes obsessed with the mysteries like he is :0

OH MY FUCKING GOD WAIT A MINUTE

SPOILERS

AAAA SASHA AAAAAAAA NO NOT HER SEEING THE DIFFERENCE. I DIDNT REMEMBER IT BEING THAT MUCH OF A FIGHT AAAAAAA

anyway its the Slaughter im just going insane abt Not!Sasha teehee

spoilers over (:

oki welp you go and figure out whats up with sasha, jon. good luck.

and a good day to you (:

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MAG 75 A Long Way Down

Statement of Stephen Walker, regarding his brother's dissapearance from the top of Tour Montparnasse in October 2006. Original statement given November 7th, 2006.

ooh so a fear of heights huh? but more of lack of control and instability right, like ladders. i get that.

its kinda funny that the statement giver spends a good part of the statement complaining about his probably deceased brother.

anyway so flashback: statement giver climbs ladder to get into their flat, falls, brother has to climb. theres a man with a lightning scar watching the brother. mike crew

then time passes and they forget abt it and everythings fine. he goes to paris for a week as a vacation and the brother invites himself.

so as revenge the statement giver brings him to the highest point in paris. its beautiful (: and his brother hates it (:

suddenly he is thrown into the gate, nausea consuming him, vertigo overcoming him. mike crew is back. when he looks back his brothers gone. so is mike.

they search for him for hours. when he checks his phone, he sees hundreds of messages and calls. hes falling from the tour de Montparnasse isnt he. maybe permanently. oop :p

spoilers !!

this is the Vast, of course, touched by its very own Michael Crew <3

oh how i wish basira couldve left then...

spoilers no more

jons putting things together?? :0 so he thinks that mike was changed by the lightner itself huh...

YAA BARISA MAKES AN APPEARANCE!! FUCK THE COPS STEAL THEIR TAPES GO OFF GIRL <33

hihi nice interactions between them (:

oki and thats just. it for this statement! have a beautiful day (:

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MAG 74 Fatigue

Statement of Lydia Halligan regarding her insomnia. Original statement given 8th June 2015.

actually having dreams so vivid you cant tell whats memory and whats dream is so real

this whole statement sounds like a dream, which i guess is the goal (and its very well done) but how did she uh give her statement?

tbh i entirely forgot about this statement but actually i love it so much what

yeah i love the sudden switch between her dreams and her randomly talking about the importance of sleep lmao

spoilers now (:

i really dont know for this one actually. if i had to guess, id say the Spiral? yippee i was right (:

so it is Michael right?

spoilers over :0

oh??? sasha is going in and out of the tunnels?? jon doesnt trust her anymore lol

and theres another man huh

OOOP instead of opening the trap door he seems to warp the entire ground

oki and thats it for this statement!! have a wonderful day (:

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MAG 73 Police Lights

You said it started with a kidnapping case?

ooh basiras here. and, her thing with maxwell rainer didnt go well... so heres the statement (:

so a kid was kidnapped, apparently being held by maxwell, darkness :0

aaa someone all in black and goodman, the person with barisa, shot. and seems to have shot accurately

gunshots everywhere. they make it to other people and see a basement. they go down. darkness "shines" from the bottom of a doorframe. they open the door and darkness consumes everything.

they start moving and theres nothing anywhere and theres a roaring getting louder and louder

goodman finally sees something with his torch. a tall man. in black. white hair, beard, white milky eyes. maxwell. the kid was next to him, silently screaming. he starts getting consumed by darkness :0 goodman shoots.

a woman appears? and stabs someone to death before anyone can do anything. 2 dead kidnappers, 1 cop.

OH? BASIRAS QUITTING?? okay then go off queen

spoilers

this is the Dark (:

doesnt maxwell like come back? idk im sure hes not dead

;-; jon cant quit

spoilers done

huh yeah how did they know where the cult would be...

anyway thats it for today! have a nice evening (:

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MAG 72 Takeaway

Statement of Craig Goodall, regarding his explorations of an abandoned chicken and kebab shop in Walthamstow. Original statement given 20th October 2009.

YAAA BARISA !!! omg ok its maxwell rainer theyre arresting him!! and jon thinks itll get Dark, rainer is from the peoples church of the devine host :p

oop lmao he immediately comes out strong- "so im probably a cannibal-"

PFFF HES SO REAL FOR THAT- "i feel like... if ive been tricked into eating a person, i might at least have learnt what a human being tastes like :p" oh huh he keeps being more and more real TwT meat is meat huh?

he hears smth in the building and goes in!!... i wish lol. its practically letting him in but no he just calls the cops and gets a pint

but the next day he goes in :3 and its all weirdly clean :0 he looks around and sees what the kid was graffiti-ing, which was just "meat is meat"

but he didnt get to finish

MEAT IS ME

AAAH WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST GETS HIS ACHILLES TENDON SNIP SNAPPED

he wakes up somewhere and there's a bunch of fingers in front of him :p

PFFF HE DIDNT WANT TO BE LOWKEY RASICT- anyway so bubye 3 fingers-

that is interesting though, that chistians were accused of being cannibals

YAAA LEROY TO THE RESCUE !! THIS IS WHY YOU TALK TO PEOPLE BEFORE LEAVING PEOPLE

so hes miraculously healed? interesting. and he got to leave and move after (:

spoilers !!

this is the Flesh, of course <3

is this ton han's son or smth? ohhh no its his uncle :0 neat its a family business of meat

spoilers overr

supplemental:

WOO NO TUNNELS TY JON TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF

aww he cares about basira <3

anyway thats done so have a beautiful day!

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MAG 71 Underground

Statement of Karolina Górka, regarding a brief period trapped on the London Underground. Statement taken direct from subject 25th January 2017.

fun fact :0 im currently visiting the uk!! and im on the train where this uh happened? which is :0 i have so much hihi

she seems very calm or okay but shes obviously here for something uh not great TT but yeah super calm and coherent. interesting

she was drinking on a saturday and finds a train to get her home. it seems older and shes alone.

all the ads seemed to be covered in dirt. once she notices it, everything seems to be covered in dirt. she decides to get off at the next station and take the bus bc this is creepyy

but the train didnt stop. and it didnt pass the station either. oh lmao she tries the emergency handle just breaks TT

eventually the train stops but like no where? just the tunnel. she gets off anyway bc ew staying in that ghost train :p however the tunnel isnt right bc its just made of dirt and comes right up to the train so she stays on

id probably do the same. she goes to the front to find the driver and the carriages just get dirtier and dirtier :p

the train is shitty by now- she finds a guy who seems really uncomfortable but alive apparently. OOP AND HE GRABS HER AAA

everything is too tight too small aaa and lmao she just accepts it TvT and is ready to die.

she thinks its just a dream but she had the nail marks there and was covered in dirt so she was like whoops guess it was real thats it :p and she left a trail of dust huh?

spoilers now :0

so its the Buried (: thats about it i think haha

spoilers no more!

supplemental:

OOP SOMETHINGS LIVING DOWN THERE. someone it seems bc newpaper and food and stuff :0 but yeah jons valid for finding that comforting rather than just being a monster of sorts

at least hes getting help. take care of yourself buddy (':

have a great day (:

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MAG 70 Book of the Dead

Statement of Masato Murray, regarding an unusual inheritance and the causes thereof. Original statement given 9th December 2003.

pffff his rambling about whether this guy is his friend or not lmao-

awe him being scared of death as someone who doesnt believe in an afterlife is real (':

huh his book doesnt seem to have a title page or dust cover or anything :p

there was a quote at the first page and then a message "you have already read too much" and lmao good prank from a dead friend so he keeps reading

starts in latin and then old english and it slowly gets more modern. and then he can really read this statement about christopher and oop-

the last statement was the dead guys well, death. and then the statement givers name. and his death.

he decides to ignore it for a bit but he cant really because well thats fucking terrifying. he goes back to his page and its changed. its two years earlier and in london.

i wonder if the curse is about wasting the life you had to this death that you dread :p

so Lightner isnt causing the cursed books, just perhaps collecting them.

spoilers :3

this is the End! and super neat too (:

spoilers done!

supplemental:

books.

yup. indeed. pff- but yeah they seem to be "haunted" before lightner does anything to them, if he even does anything.

oh god he went back to the tunnels (': oh huh he found a place where someone burnt a book. im guessing a lightner :p so it seems Gertrude burnt it? huh fun (:<

have a wondeful day!

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MAG 69 Thought for the Day

Statement of Darren Harlow, regarding a failed psychology experiment at the University of Surrey. Original statement given 18th November 2010.

pre statement:

hm. sashas out with her partner? on a workday? and awe jon and tim ;-;

awe jon having Emotions and not being able to have his archivist voice ;-;

oki statement time!

PFFF THATS AN AMAZING WAY TO START- yeah it was an awful experiment but hindsight amiright? but like he is. its so easy to dismiss and ignore our feelings :p

okay so he doesnt have that much to do with the actual experiment but he still had info and was familiar with that specific department.

so huh some kinda esp research? fun (: pretty much someone in a sealed room is checked for responses to whats happening in a different sealed room.

the subject? annabel cane. AAAAA

wait lemme yell in the spoilers

AAAAAAAA THIS IS HER BEGINNING?? i only half remember this statement lets goo (:<

so this is the Web of course with my beautiful Annabel Cane <3

NOOOO THE EYE TAKING OVER JONNN (i talk abt it later lol)

spoilers over (:

so its arachnophobes huh? interesting (:

and actual spiders show up? he keeps having to clean more and more spiderwebs. and theyre different, they immediately hide

oh huh annabel had nightmares about spiders, while she had never known it was about spiders

hihi spooder annabel :3

so the lights remained on but they were motion sensored so he goes to check and. all the projecters were all uh interlocked? weirdly? spidery? and anabel was watching them through the glass and it looked like the had too many eyes.

as soon as he walks in, all the heads snap towards him. they turn toward the mirror where annabel was and they break it with their heads :0 she crawls over and goes to see him and shes too tall.

aaaaa spooders in his mind. and his own hands began to choke him :00

ah. it seems like she died. all the students and the statement giver get out of their trance. WAIT NVM NOT DED BUT HER SKULLS CAVED IN AND BRAINS AND STUFF BUT COBWEBS IN HER BRAIN?? TF

okay... shes still out there...

omg jon is happy about a statement giver?? its highly corroborated and stuff :0

oop the projectors all went missing-

supplemental:

omg jon feels fear :0 please dont kill yourself in the tunnels darling (': AND DONT GO ALONE

theyre right, i should just leave it. but i cant not know.

my poor baby ;-;

have a relaxing day (':