Sleep is for the Weak

Hey sweet stuff (...and others)! I'm the most populated and /best/ city in th'U S of A: ......wait for it......New York City, baby! Nah, not the actual state. Just the city, the big apple, the best part 'bout the whole state. But juuust call me Greg. Have fun and go wild while you're here! Just remember: our sports teams are better than yours by a long shot. Magic Anon Status: None! Relationship Status: Single ((Warning: this blog may be NSFW at times. Independent RP blog for my Hetalia OC New York, New York))

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*nuzzles his cheek* I'm the best kind of baby. I make food for people I like.

Well you're in luck, 'cause I'm the type that'll pick up a buncha foreign food 'cause I'm lazy. -chuckles-

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  *squeezes tighter* NOOHMYGOD

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-grabs at her hair- YOU’RESUCHADICKHOLYFUCK

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*loosens her grip a tiny bit because holy shit that’s her hair* OHMYGODLETGOOFMYHAIRASSHOLE

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NOTUNTILYOULETGOSHITHEADHOLYSHIT -keeps tugging and makes a bunch of choking noises-

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No, no, no. You're a baby too because you're my best friend. So we can be babies together. *giggles*

What an honor. -laughs and rolls his eyes gleefully- 

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Greg oh my god don’t be a prick.

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Oh, I would never-.

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*glares at him* I could have my dad do so much shit to you.

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You're like, right off my coast calmmm your shit.

And uh huh. Like what?

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  Greg. I am going to kill you in approximately point two seconds.

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Holy shit you can count that far??

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*steps closer and oh so casually wraps her hands around his neck. And starts strangling him.*

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-makes constricted noises and swats at her- GETTH’FUCKOFFOHMYGOD. 

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*squeezes tighter* NOOHMYGOD

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-grabs at her hair- YOU'RESUCHADICKHOLYFUCK

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How ‘bout both? I can stand a lil’ bruising. -winks suggestively but he’s kidding okay-

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*just rushes forward, smacks his chest and just yanks him into a kiSS BECAUSE GREG-*

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OW Holy sh- -kiSS??? KISS!!- -ignores basically all the pain (which is a lot) in his chest and kisses her back-

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*wraps her arms around his neck* Yer such an idiot… God… *smiles up at him*

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What, you jus' figure that out? -smiles back at her and bumps her forehead with his- You're a bit late there, kid.

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Well, if I'm a baby, then you're a baby too. *boops his nose*

Well that's 'lright. There are countries thousands of year old who act like fuckin' two year olds so. -grins and boops his nose back-

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Greg oh my god don’t be a prick.

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Oh, I would never-.

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  Greg. I am going to kill you in approximately point two seconds.

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Holy shit you can count that far??

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*steps closer and oh so casually wraps her hands around his neck. And starts strangling him.*

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-makes constricted noises and swats at her- GETTH'FUCKOFFOHMYGOD. 

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  Christie is fucking kick ass compared to your governor. and you know it. I have all the right to flaunt it in your face.

…This is true oh my God.

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Sorrrrryyy can’t hear ya over the sound of your state still bein’ half destroyed.

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And I can’t hear you over the sound of my foot about to kick you somewhere I know you do not want to be kicked.

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I'll punch ya in your boob but I'm scared it'll punch me back those things are wild.

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Of course Greg would come back on TMI Tuesday.

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*happy noise* Noooooooo, I'm not a baby..! I'm married and have a nephew and niece..!

Yeah and y'better not have kids soon or you'll b'reduced to a baby. -snorts in amusement and pats him-

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its tmi tuesday!!!! 

send me tmi questions or reverse tmis!!!! 

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*small giggle* I'm eleven, I'm not a baby anymore. *kiss kiss*

Still a baby. -grins and pecks at his forehead it's like a mother duck and her duckling-

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[10:01:18 PM] Raoul: do you hear the people sing singing the song OF GOD DAMN FINALLY

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*holding his arms out, bouncing on the balls of his feet* Greeeeeeeeeeg..! *small whine again*

Mmkay mmkaaay ya big baby. -picks him up and almost throws him over his shoulder in a giant hug-

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((Can you hear that? That's the sound of Chloe and Greg kissing))