feral nerd

Jasper, he/they, 20

[corevidboy]

Some very happy algae I spotted in my botany class

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

*walking around your basement and looking at the spike traps, giant shards of glass, jars full of THINGS, and various bubbling and smoking lab equipment* omg i LOVE what you’ve done with the place …

[montys-corndogs]

falling for your lab assistant and you're both boys aesthetic 😳

[montys-corndogs]

*holding glowie testube* this concoction will either delete my emotions or put me into a coma for an unknown period of time

a win-win situation! *downs without hesitation*

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

A mad palaeontologist is just a necromancer with less magic and more science.

The REAL question is, are they trying to bring the dinos back in a Jurassic park way (by taking DNA and making fresh new dinos) OR are they just trying to bring the bones back to life

[moss-deity]

hmm very much wishing to be obsessed with something but like in a sexy mad scientist way

[animalyears]

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

[boimgfrog]

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

[animalyears]

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

[boimgfrog]

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

[animalyears]

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

[boimgfrog]

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

[animalyears]

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

[longwander]

@hootenannie​ and I collaborated on a meme…….

[thevaultofretroscifi]

[strangestcase]

“feral scientist” implies you’re an unhinged scientist, but not a mad one. a feral scientist is simply a guy that eats a watermelon sandwich after cloning bioluminescent rats in a lab to cure cancer.

a mad scientist does the same, but not to cure cancer, but because bioluminescent rats will help them conquer the world or something. also the mad scientist is inherently gay. 

[aranealux]

I am greatly pleased by how this article about really cool science things published in a highly reputable research journal has a title that reads like it belongs on mad-scientist alt-reality Wikihow

[inflationaryuniverse]

[cowboybaedling]

well i’m using this to start all my sentences from today on

[vetisntdead]

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

If only I could be a cartoon scientist who’s kinda evil but will help the cute protagonist team up against a bigger, eviler villain and maybe even fall in love along the way

[kroschka]

[lichen-thr0pe]

[corevidboy]

*uses 10mL serological pipet to draw up 8mL ketchup and then dispenses it onto my hotdog*