The Professor!

sciencecore | aesthetics | aquabats

[montys-corndogs]

i am gay and trans and it is canon! there is nothing any shitty ass old dude can say about it. also all of the aquabats are trans and queer. i am the real professor so you can trust me!

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[we1rdsc1ence]

Fuck it [injects you with weird fucked up science goo]

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[h0]

ahhh!!! AHHH!!! (turns into this)

[science-bastard]

incomprehensible horrors, you say? i happen to find them quite easy to grasp

[talos-stims]

glow in the dark elephant toothpaste experiment | source source

[theterribletenno]

now that’s what I call SLUDGE

[science-bastard]

oh i am gonna drink so much toxic goo tonight

[tmbgareok]

[supermariomamafucker]

scientist discovers a little animal awww

[animatedtext]

requested by spooky-catboy-angel

[evil-neon-lab]

X

[thatbitchsimone]

[science-bastard]

*presenting my findings at a conference* as you can see, this eeg readout just looks like a penis—

[bakwaaas]

I wish I could peel away all the parts of me that formed through childhood trauma and neglect like peeling the bitter skin of a tangerine to get to the sweet good bits inside… but then what would be left? who would I be?

[dingdongyouarewrong]

horchata my beloved

[martyrofacrimescene]

You're my lab assistant and I ask you for a specific vile of glowing liquid. You keep picking up the wrong vile and so I say "no silly, it's this one" and we both go to grab it at the same time. We touch hands and fall in love a bit (as all gay mad scientists should)

[ghoulbeanzz]

[rabid-catboy]

ah the romance (*´ω｀*)