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i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

dankmemesreasonforliving

bob-belcher

thetenderpassion

tobiasxva-deactivated20170810

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

gender-evil-rose

*slow clapping at the dad*

peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200

I always reblog this.

gifcraft

outrunmyself

I will never not reblog this. The 2 guys in the back are just ❤❤❤

running-on-oatmeal

Always reblog.

golddsharkk

people who get hyped up for other people are the greatest people you can have in your life.

lovemysub-deactivated20250527

Love their reactions. They aren’t worried about being emasculated, they aren’t insecure, they are just genuinely impressed that she’s lifting like a beast!

awesometastical101

prblycrying-deactivated20260212

this is awesome

willibyers

I wish ppl would react like this

botanize

I love my daughter already whoever she is

jurassic-parks-n-rex

Money on Ramsay 💯

iguanamouth

what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

iguanamouth

what the fuck

bugsoftbinbows

how could you waste a egg

iguanamouth

a what

the-glitter-clit

puddles-of-moonlight

WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

chelsea-eve69-deactivated201509

So for all you feminists out their who think that all men should die, remember, you are not a feminist.

basilsilos

reblogging for the last comment

republicangarbage-blog

Yes

xtheycallmeslimshadyx

Legit question, I’m not trying to hate on feminists or anything. Why is it called feminist if they’re for equality?

rockymightartsometimes

castiel-knight-of-hell:

That’s a very good question and thank you for asking so politely.

The word feminism was coined by Charles Fourier in 1837, a French philosopher who advocated for the emancipation of women because he believed society treated women as slaves. We weren’t allowed to vote, own anything, or work a real job. Women were ruled by their fathers/household patriarch until they married at which time they’d be under the rule of their husband. If a woman did not belong to male household she was shunned by society and had very little means to make money, most of them unsavory. You know the idiom “rule of thumb”? That comes from a running joke that started in the 1600s, and was still around in Fourier’s time, that said it was okay for a man to beat a woman with a stick as long as it wasn’t any thicker than his thumb.

The point of the word feminist, and the feminist movement, has never been to say that women are better than men. The point is that women and things associated with women have been given a lesser place in society and we want to bring those things up to a place of equality. The focus is on the feminine because that’s what’s being pushed down. However, focusing on the feminine does not mean we’re focusing only women. Men are belittled and called “less of a man” anytime they portray a trait that is associated with femininity. If women and the feminine were equal to men and masculinity then that wouldn’t happen. Feminism is about raising up things associated with females to have an equal place in society as the things associated with males. It’s called feminism, not equalism, because the focus is on raising up not tearing down. Equalism would suggest that male things need to come down to a lower level so that female things can meet it in the middle. That’s not the point. The point is to raise up the feminine so that it’s on the same playing field that the masculine is already on. We don’t want men to lower themselves, we just want them to make room for us.

glenn-griffon

This needs to be spread far and wide to everyone on tumblr.

alyssumax-blog

!!!!!!!!!!!!!IMPORTANTHOLYSHIT!!!!!!!!

sarcastic-monkeys

THANK YOU

anotherdayinthe-life

This needs more notes

suspend

I don’t think I’ll get over his smile. To be honest, I don’t want to.

-3 am thoughts (via suspend)

victorious

veritiddies

i bullshit my way through literally everything im even bullshitting this post i dont speak english im just typing things and hoping that they somehow make sense

weavemama

???????????????

ethugs

Wtf 😭😭😭😭

creamsocket

I am screaming!🤣

lotusxblooms

I JUST DID THE UGLIEST FUCKING LAUGH OF MY LIFE

alongfalltothetop-deactivated20

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.