Rice is sexy and my friend

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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sheepfilms

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Product Placement
Peter Solarz
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shark vs the universe

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Three Goblin Art
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Rice is sexy and my friend
WHY AM I GETTING TURNED ON BY THAT
me every single time (via suspend)
me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*
cat: *purrs*
me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you
women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera
men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN
(via theonicole)
what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this
OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???
“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”
I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT
NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae
THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE
YOU ARE WELCOME
I love seeing people carrying flowers bc they look so happy and u kno they’re gonna make someone else mad happy
Not everyone who carries flowers are happy and make other people happy. What if those flowers were for a dead loved one? Not everyone who delivers them are happy.
ill just go fuck myself then
Trump withdraws Stephen Curry’s White House invitation
It’s too late to kinkshame Lestat probably
i’m kinkshaming him anyway
Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post
An important pupdate. (via thisbemesara)
someone: wow i can’t believe kesha’s actually good now!
me, externally: haha, yeah, her new stuff is incredible
me, internally: her stuff has ALWAYS been incredible. just because her old stuff was more party and dance music and used autotune and was marketed towards teenage girls doesn’t change the fact that her lyrics have always been clever, heartwarming, and just plain fun. even if her old music wasn’t personally your cup of tea, you can’t pretend that she hasn’t always been a talented musician with a great voice – y’all talk like she didn’t release stripped-down versions of her old music with no autotune years ago, PROVING her voice is amazing. animal, cannibal and warrior had so many bops on them, so many uplifting party songs, and from the very beginning, she has been subverting and satirizing the drunken party girl image her label built up for her. and let’s not even get into the fact that she has a genius level iq, and is an all-around great person and has always been outspoken about human rights, and is an inspiration for abuse survivors everywhere, and,
This truck got no business being that thicc
I shrieked
Why not both? (via AlexiaHuggans)