Lil Ugly Dude

They call me dr corn

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[iphigeniacomplex]

fuuuuuuck💔💔💔

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[actavissyrup]

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[sandmandaddy69]

[foolhearteyes]

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

[jkthinkythoughts]

I swear this is how I feel every time I see a Tumblr screenshot out in the wild

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[anglaised]

what do you mean you dont want to buy my $55 dollar unsanded unpainted 3d printed dragon or my $102 resin triangle with sparkles and dungeons and dragons dice in it i worked really hard to make sure these end up in a landfill in exactly 6 months if u dont buy it now ill have to take it to the dump today

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[weepingchoir]

hey man it's me. your old friend. qing dynasty portrayal of the mexican flag.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[playwrongs]

Okay, I have to post this both because it is appealingly surreal and because it has the single best caption I've ever seen on any archival photo. The photo is this:

And the official, archival caption, directly from NYPL's Digital Collections site, is: "Actor Raul Julia (R) holding a book in flames as a man in a Raul Julia mask lurks behind him in a scene from the NY Shakespeare Festival Central Park production of the play "The Tempest."

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

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