cornerwhore2004

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i would rather be caught

DEAD

than wearing low rise jeans

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[9989-deactivated20140223]

I’m rewatching Johnny Bravo

[chronyck]

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me: 2018 is gonna be my year!!

2018 so far:

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me walking w my bf

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[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

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who in tf is madam zeroni what

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ohhhh i just googled her shes that lady from holes!! nahh not gonna risk that

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[cornerwhore2004-blog]

who in tf is madam zeroni what

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me: *watched the same try not to laugh challenge 37 times in a row*

me: *eaten my third box of dinosaur cookies in a row and hasnt drank water in days*

the fbi agent monitoring me through my phone: bitch its 4am are you okay

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me: fuck this!! honestly fuck school its so stupid!! i dont learn anything anyway!! i give up idc

also me: *does all my homework and aims for As*

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u ever wake up in the midele of the night and drink like 7 swimming pools worth of water?? it tastes like the tears of sweet baby jesus i have literally never been this thirsty gulp gulp bitch gimme that icy h2o

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[memeculture69]

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me: do you think animals feel inscure about their bodies? is insecurity just a manmade idea? can a dog think "my fur is ugly. im ugly"? what is animal beauty compared to human?

teacher: i meant questions relevant to the chapter, ichi.

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self care is swallowing a lit match every 5 minutes so ur cells can see wtf theyre doing