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@corneuliusthegreat
young warlocks never want to work anymore
hey guys corn here! This is me and my vampire husband Vladelius please respect he is very sensitive so that means no twilight thanks
art from: @crowesn
can you guys stop with the twilight stuff it does a poor job at representing vampires my husband is a vampire and every time he sees a post about twilight it is literally the equivalent of being in the sun for 30 minutes do better and think before you post
sometimes casting fireball is difficult not all of us had paid private wizards to teach us fuck off @handlesferdinandles
#wizard #magic #fireball
You misunderstood me, dear Cornelius. I merely suggested that you may need more practice casting Fireball, as you incinerated a young apprentice in the Dungeons of Emerald Jungle.
I am all for furthering the accessibility of spellcasting apprenticeship to avoid such incidents as these.
Kindly,
Ferdinandles the Sound
That is still an open case and I have not been proven liable many other wizards were present and have come forward as witnesses to clear my name.
You claim to want to further accessibility but I recall last year when you reblogged a pro private wizarding school post that you have yet to address.
Sincerely,
Corn
sometimes casting fireball is difficult not all of us had paid private wizards to teach us fuck off @handlesferdinandles
#wizard #magic #fireball
corporate bricked my orb goddamn it
This is why you can never trust big orb I recommend talking to your local oracle and building your own
"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.
this is why banning spells never works young wizards will continue to discover them anyway they should know how to approach them safely
hey guys it's me again i know you have all missed Cornelius the great let me know if anyone wants spell lessons my wife kicked me out and I need the money sincerely Cornelius