Cornelius The Great

He/him🏳️‍⚧️・Moon sign: Blue ・crystal ball enjoyed・ethical dragon breeder・Stop asking me to play dnd it is offensive to the wizardly kind ・dni dark magic users・275 years young

[corneuliusthegreat]

young warlocks never want to work anymore

[corneuliusthegreat]

hey guys corn here! This is me and my vampire husband Vladelius please respect he is very sensitive so that means no twilight thanks

art from: @crowesn

[corneuliusthegreat]

can you guys stop with the twilight stuff it does a poor job at representing vampires my husband is a vampire and every time he sees a post about twilight it is literally the equivalent of being in the sun for 30 minutes do better and think before you post

[corneuliusthegreat]

sometimes casting fireball is difficult not all of us had paid private wizards to teach us fuck off @handlesferdinandles

#wizard #magic #fireball

[handlesferdinandles]

You misunderstood me, dear Cornelius. I merely suggested that you may need more practice casting Fireball, as you incinerated a young apprentice in the Dungeons of Emerald Jungle.

I am all for furthering the accessibility of spellcasting apprenticeship to avoid such incidents as these.

Kindly,

Ferdinandles the Sound

[corneuliusthegreat]

That is still an open case and I have not been proven liable many other wizards were present and have come forward as witnesses to clear my name.

You claim to want to further accessibility but I recall last year when you reblogged a pro private wizarding school post that you have yet to address.

Sincerely,

Corn

[corneuliusthegreat]

sometimes casting fireball is difficult not all of us had paid private wizards to teach us fuck off @handlesferdinandles

#wizard #magic #fireball

[themoldman63]

corporate bricked my orb goddamn it

[corneuliusthegreat]

This is why you can never trust big orb I recommend talking to your local oracle and building your own

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[corneuliusthegreat]

this is why banning spells never works young wizards will continue to discover them anyway they should know how to approach them safely

[corneuliusthegreat]

hey guys it's me again i know you have all missed Cornelius the great let me know if anyone wants spell lessons my wife kicked me out and I need the money sincerely Cornelius