Ferdinandles the Sound

Practicing Wizard •*• He/Him/His •*• Moon sign: Blood•*• Former •*If any of thou knowest how to change the dyes of mine profile, please sendeth me the link with haste! Thank you, Ferdinandles •*• 322 •*• 🏳️‍⚧️ •*• Unicorn horn wand •*• Scrying magic user •*• Iguana familiar •*• DNI: Dragon breeders (There are too many reasons to list here), dark magic users, anti-transmutationists, evil wizards

[corneuliusthegreat]

can you guys stop with the twilight stuff it does a poor job at representing vampires my husband is a vampire and every time he sees a post about twilight it is literally the equivalent of being in the sun for 30 minutes do better and think before you post

[monstersovka]

🌙🏠 DREAMCORE 🌈☁️

[cardo-de-comer]

finished that old sketch I had lying around, so glad to draw them all together <3

[littlestpersimmon]

cave angel fish

[corneuliusthegreat]

sometimes casting fireball is difficult not all of us had paid private wizards to teach us fuck off @handlesferdinandles

#wizard #magic #fireball

[handlesferdinandles]

You misunderstood me, dear Cornelius. I merely suggested that you may need more practice casting Fireball, as you incinerated a young apprentice in the Dungeons of Emerald Jungle.

I am all for furthering the accessibility of spellcasting apprenticeship to avoid such incidents as these.

Kindly,

Ferdinandles the Sound

[corneuliusthegreat]

That is still an open case and I have not been proven liable many other wizards were present and have come forward as witnesses to clear my name.

You claim to want to further accessibility but I recall last year when you reblogged a pro private wizarding school post that you have yet to address.

Sincerely,

Corn

[handlesferdinandles]

I'll see you in court, Cornelius the Great. We'll see what the Council has to say. You are not an Evil Wizard, Cornelius, but I believe you must attone.

As for the reblog I have no comment as I don't see how such is relevant.

Most humbly and sincerely,

Ferdinandles the Sound

[aynsasnya]

ghost from the past

[corneuliusthegreat]

sometimes casting fireball is difficult not all of us had paid private wizards to teach us fuck off @handlesferdinandles

#wizard #magic #fireball

[handlesferdinandles]

You misunderstood me, dear Cornelius. I merely suggested that you may need more practice casting Fireball, as you incinerated a young apprentice in the Dungeons of Emerald Jungle.

I am all for furthering the accessibility of spellcasting apprenticeship to avoid such incidents as these.

Kindly,

Ferdinandles the Sound

[theehorsepusssy]

[themoldman63]

corporate bricked my orb goddamn it

[corneuliusthegreat]

This is why you can never trust big orb I recommend talking to your local oracle and building your own

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[corneuliusthegreat]

this is why banning spells never works young wizards will continue to discover them anyway they should know how to approach them safely

[handlesferdinandles]

I agree with you but I'm just not sure about your tone...I must think on this.

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[thegoodmorningman]

Abacadabra! I've conjured another Good Morning out of thin air!!!

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[corneuliusthegreat]

hey guys it's me again i know you have all missed Cornelius the great let me know if anyone wants spell lessons my wife kicked me out and I need the money sincerely Cornelius

[handlesferdinandles]

Someone help this wizard out! He is a wonderful professor of Beast Magic. I have secondhand experience! 🔮✨🐉

[handlesferdinandles]

I dropped my crystal ball on my foot. Ouch.