[corporatebanana]

my ao3 is corporatebanana

here is my writing tag for everything writing-related

here is my tag for complete works only and here is my tag for specifically drabbles

here are my ao3 bookmarks and here are my tumblr post fic recs

my ask box is open and im taking requests (anon is on too so you can be as freaky as you wanna be) ❤️

[nine-one-wanton]

Sneak Peek Saturday 👀

I’m trying to pre-write some Kinktober stuff of the bucktommy variety.

Sharing a snippet:

And now, the mantra that kept running through his mind was: he wanted something different.

Once inside, Buck waited in a long line for the bar. He didn’t want to get drunk. But he was happy to take the edge off a little.

He was surprised by how many couples he saw: men, women, people of all genders and ages. Dressed in sequins, bow ties. Leather. Strappy, uncomfortable looking shoes. Bold shades of makeup. Jewelry and other.. accessories.

Buck would guess that most people were in their thirties, but it wasn’t easy to gauge with the masquerade style masks that they’d been given at the door, along with their color coded wrist bands.

Buck figured the masks weren’t to prevent recognizing each other so much as to prevent truly seeing each other. Anyone that knew him would have recognized his tattoos, if nothing else. But if they didn’t know him, they might be able to disassociate and not focus on his face. Not wonder what he might look like out of this context.

This was not a speed dating or ‘getting to know you’ event.

This was a sex party.

🏷️: @30somethingautisticteacher @bangpop91 @buffaluff @chemistry66 @chimneyschewinggum

@cliophilyra @corporatebanana @dear-sidney @exhaustedpirate @fanficsbysteve

@herrmannhalsteadproduction @judymarch15 @nzchance @racerchix21

@sunnywithachanceofbi @thecarrott @trombonechurchill @typicalopposite

[wee-fuckin-woo]

sorry for having good taste and a genius brain or whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[saintshigaraki]

remember when you’re writing a gross and terrible power dynamic that you should be asking yourself constantly how you could make it worse and sexier

[werewolf-transgenderism]

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me

[delusionalbestie]

computer throw a brick at this guy

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[capitalnineteen]

Some shit Saturday!

(Thanks for the tags @corporatebanana and @rcmclachlan ❣️❣️)

I paused omegaverse to finish something else (plus house and other things stress has just been crushing) but I'm back and trying so hard to finish it. But what that's actually meant is that I've written two scenes and then cut them. So I'm going to share what I wrote of one scene before deciding to cut it. (The other would be too spoilery to share.)

Frowning deeply, Matthias asked, “What does that mean?”

“It means maybe I should have been spending more time in the gym and less time…”

“Less time what?”

Tommy had never heard Matthias sound angry but this was close.

“Less time caught up worrying about E- … my bullshit.”

Whatever anger or maybe frustration Matthias was feeling seemed to have suddenly alchemized into bewilderment. “What is going on in your head?”

Tommy steadied the punching bag, his gloves bracing either side to stop its movement. He didn't answer.

“Tommy, are you… do you think that there's some version of things… where you… what? Had trained more and the bad stuff didn't happen?”

“Maybe if I'd…”

“No. No, Tommy. You… you can't. You can't think like that.

“You're… you're already this mammoth guy! Strong and good at martial arts and… and… and you didn't do anything wrong!”

“Then why did it happen?! Why didn't I… fight back? Call for help? Stop it?!”

“Because you were trying to help! Goddess, Tommy! You were helping! You were... you were helping me and you didn't get the chance to... to do any of that stuff.”

Matthias wiped his face and took a shuddering breath. “I'm... I'm so sorry you got caught in it too, but it wasn't because you didn't spend enough time in the gym.”

(The behind the scenes explanation for writing and deleting this, should anyone be interested, is that I've been struggling to explain how Tommy - huge, muscled, Muay Thai guy Tommy - got caught in The Bad Shit. But what I realized after I started really getting into this scene is that it was more me trying to head off some possible future reader's argument rather than what felt right for the story and characters. I think there's plenty to explore in Tommy having trauma and guilt associated with not being able to physically overcome/prevent the bad stuff... but frankly there's a lot of trauma to go around and this would have been an easier one for him to repress/hide. So it's just going to have to remain implied.)

[8nin]

mom, i met her on tumblr dot com she’s totally normal and sane

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[sea--burn]

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: AAOOOOOAAAGHHHHH

[teslacarbombz]

its just me and the mutuals i have a parasocial relationship with

[boringkate]

Did you know that cishets fuck pies? Apple pies are their favorites. They'll see a freshly baked apple pie and fuck it right there on the table. Some of you will try to tell me that it was just a joke (that it was a scene from a teen sex comedy), but I won't fall for it. I've heard real cishets talk about getting a sexual enjoyment from creampies in real life too. They're sick!

[christianstepmoms]

She goblin on my shark till my sickness decompresses.

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................