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@nightporter1980
Its Nice Out So Today I Will Develop My Theory Of Playing Outside
the aldi subreddit is worth a check. most brand ones aren't, but maybe 10% or so of the posts are just people posting "this wasn't good" with a photo of some sort of boschesque food item that they invented and unleashed on the civilian population
I'm imagining the smell of lemon and lavender broth wafting out of the pot in a way that would upset someone and keep cackling because all I can imagine is that it has to smell like a dead centipede
had a stupid bad fucking annoying day and my reward is two more weeks of identical days so i'm gonna get high and listen to depeche mode and stare into a flashlight until something happens
i havent done anything or been anyone ever
Good Morning. I'm watching.
my favorite dril thing is when he'll just RT something from an account that hasn't posted in six years and it's clear he just came up with a stupid @ and checked to see if anyone had it
let’s deprive me of everything and see what happens
skrillex's "bangarang" used to play
what now?
Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"
guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one
a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
Overcompensation
it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then
it only happens with the simpsons
this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.
it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?
you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish
Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast
does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests
can we not do this right now its pride month
Technically? No, but if you start falling alot then yeah, most people aren’t clusmy they’re just cursed and have no idea. Witches are real, the ones who do curses aren’t friendly, ‘bad luck’ is them just taking the good thing that was for you for themselves. Some even do this as a business. Even taint food. They are petty and don’t play fair.
Some call themselves witches and read cards, drink tea, and have an aesthetic. They are people who have been hurt and use the label for comfort.
(real witches take advantage of this)
They’ll try to make you feel sorry for them, anything to get a hug or entry to your life and loved ones, your number, all in the first meeting. They’ll be friendly in a way that’s unsettling. You will think, ‘this is weird… but they seem nice maybe I’m being too harsh, and I should give them a chance’. Don’t.
They’ll approach you, with a smile like a thief trying to get close commit credit fraud, but it’s you they’re after.
Remember the rules of fairytales, and tell them nothing. Take nothing. Be polite. Don’t give your name. Be vague.
Don’t hold let them hold your hands, or hug you. Be brisk and get out of there. Nothing is worth your life.
And for those worried about hurting their feelings, just remember that real witches are petty karens who feel entitled to everything good in your life, your money, health, even your name and they would take anything and everything even the ground under you if they could.
ohhh okay