[pooksbedamned]

[pooksbedamned]

[cinanombun]

Finished Poisonous Plants the by WitchyStitcher on etsy. LOVE LOVE LOVE. This is getting hung up in my living room because of how proud I am of this stitch. It was so fun to work on and I HIGHLY recommend it if you want one of these! Its so pretty and fun to work on each individual plant and the writing was the least tedious linework I've ever done.

[charl0ttan]

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

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[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[elvenfaur]

Glamour shots of my Vash boots! Photographer is Pedxiing on Instagram!

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I should probably have a good scream. I feel like I’m a little overdue a blood curdling throat ripping yell

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[tokkibean]

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

[harpyharpyharpy]

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

[luminouslumity]

[thenaiads]

[tempered-grace]

@bloodypoet

[punkjabi]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[cryptotheism]

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."

[cryptotheism]

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

[cottoncandylesbo]

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

[newbarktownalumni]

(circa 2008)

[dissonant-aria]

Btw the Katy Perry clip above is from her first single "Ur so gay"

[tunsoffestivepuns]

Early 2000's were so homophobic that I had a friend tell me he loved his father and immediately followed it with "no homo though."

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[pwhl-mybeloved]

phase 2 of the 2026 expansion process for pwhl hamilton

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth