#CorporateBelle

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When the sales person failed to get approval and calls you unprofessional for not working overtime to fix their mistake

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When I am spoon feeding my team what needs to be done before closing on a Friday afternoon and they are asking me for updates.

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When your customer threatens to go public after a minor tech issue.

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Sunday Night - Realizing you have a 6am flight on Monday Morning.

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When sales simply copies and pastes an entire RFP document, changing “should” to “will” and putting your logo on the front. Then asks for your review an hour before submission...

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Today’s struggle brought to you by 5 pages, when a paragraph would suffice. 

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Me when my boss asks me to do something for the first time. 

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When a non-lawyer starts a conversation with “I read the case law on this…”

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After hours call from sales: "I wrote some terms and conditions. You know I took a semester of law at school. Can you just quickly check them so I can send them to the customer?" Nope. Shan't. I will write you a solid contract for what you are trying to sell....next week.