Crowley Meratyn

Headcanons and questions for the Ranger's Apprentice

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gilan: oh, don't worry sir, i'm a chef, that's a kitchen knife.

guard: and that?

gilan: kitchen bow.

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gilan and will: [fidgeting nervously in their seats]

gilan: listen, i know we made a slight mistake-

crowley: whatever you have to say, just save it for the next ten seconds

gilan: but-

crowley: just five more seconds now

will, sweating: what happens in five more seconds?

halt, kicking down the door, absolutely furious: WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD WERE YOU TWO IDIOTS THINKING

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Crowley had an emo phase

[duncans-idahoe]

You mean this?

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CROWLEY FROM RA IS THE SAME CROWLEY FROM GOOD OMENS, YOU HEARD IT FIRST HERE FOLKS

[sadamoebaa]

Azrapslsphhalajsa, the angel

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The complete tags, for those who want them

This is so fuckinn funny to me

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Crowley had an emo phase

[duncans-idahoe]

You mean this?

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CROWLEY FROM RA IS THE SAME CROWLEY FROM GOOD OMENS, YOU HEARD IT FIRST HERE FOLKS

[thats-freaking-pantastic-deacti]

Crowley is an emo phase

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

morgarath: you don't want to be a part of this

halt: you're damn fucking right i don't but when did i ever have a choice in this world

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crowley: you know, we could just chuck it all and turn to piracy. it would be a LOT easier.

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Halt: Gil, you can't do that

Gilan: Shut up, you'll be dead soon

[corpscommandantcrowley]

Someone write me a fanfic in which something happens where Cassandra’s nannies can’t look after her and Duncan can’t either so he takes her to Crowley and has him babysit her

[lesbianideadump]

oh please,,,

Crowley can’t perform any of the duties for a week

the whole community of rangers is thrown off balance

just because Cassandra couldn’t keep her tiny hands away from big shiny knives

[corpscommandantcrowley]

I want a fanfic where Gilan and Will pull some prank that’s pretty risky but they think they haven’t been caught and go home right. Then the next day Halt has to go and talk to the Baron and the Baron’s all like “look at what your fucking apprentices did” But Halt’s obviously like “my children are perfect little ANGELS they would NEVER do such a thing” but he gets home and is all like “you litTLE SHITS”

[cillyscribbles]

clocking in with my attempt bc i love this prompt!!

|always with the next time| (ao3)

[corpscommandantcrowley]

Ok, can you match Disney songs to RA characters and tell, when in books, they could sing it? I think, that Will could sing "I'm Still Here" about his relationship with Halt in the first book and "Always Know Where You Are" in the end of book 7 about his friends (especially about Halt, because Parental!Halt & Will is my life)

I feel guilty since had this in my asks for so long but unfortunately I didn't grow up watching Disney and I've never really caught up so, anyone who wants to, go for it!

[corpscommandantcrowley]

Did anyone listen to the audiobooks (read by John Keating) where Gilan has a Scottish accent? It came as a surprise to me at first (I had read the books the first time through and was listening on the reread) but I think it adds another layer to his dialogue. Thoughts?

Oh wow! I've never listened to the audiobooks (don't have the patience for any) but I do like the idea of a Scottish Gilan. Fits right in with his character in my opinion

[corpscommandantcrowley]

Your blog is awesome, by the way. Making the rounds of the Tumblr Ranger Corps asking this question: You are on a long and dangerous mission to a distant fief. You have to choose to leave behind either 1) your Ranger horse or 2) your cloak and coffee. What do you choose?

Thank you! Also, no way I'm leaving my horse. I can make it without coffee and a cloak

[corpscommandantcrowley]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that the first thing Will did once he was out on his own was adopt a dog.

Imagine how many times he tried to adopt pets while he was living with Halt. He shows up after hunting down bandits and “please Halt she’s adorable we can even keep her in the barn because cats hunt mice right” Or Will shows up after patrolling the fief and “I know rangers don’t have dogs but loOK AT THIS ADORABLE FACE HOW CAN YOU SAY NO”

And then Will shows up at the gathering grounds with Shadow and Halt’s just like “for fuCKS SAKE why am I not surprised”

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No Halt would be looking around deadass before Will gives in and asks what he’s looking for. “The rest of the animals,” is the flat response. “I know you have more than the one dog, where’s the rest.”

[corpscommandantcrowley]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that the first thing Will did once he was out on his own was adopt a dog.

Imagine how many times he tried to adopt pets while he was living with Halt. He shows up after hunting down bandits and “please Halt she’s adorable we can even keep her in the barn because cats hunt mice right” Or Will shows up after patrolling the fief and “I know rangers don’t have dogs but loOK AT THIS ADORABLE FACE HOW CAN YOU SAY NO”

And then Will shows up at the gathering grounds with Shadow and Halt’s just like “for fuCKS SAKE why am I not surprised”

[caffeineshitposts]

Okay, but like at first I didn’t believe you, like I know he got the dog, but I was like there’s no way that’s the first thing he did, but yep. I was rereading Sorcerer of the North (because it’s my favorite) and the first chapter is entirely dedicated to Will finding, caring for, and adopting a dog.

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

halt: you are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

crowley: well, that’s just your personal opinion, because i don’t have temper issues. do you think i have temper issues?

halt: well, i wouldn’t really call it an issue. an issue is something you can fix.

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crowley: you know what? underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice.

halt: repeat that disgusting slander again and you’ll regret it.

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gilan: [sees a spider and screams]

will, the younger brother dedicated to never letting anything go: the STABILITY of that note was OUTSTANDING. now i don’t major in music but that was SURELY an e5. INCREDIBLE vibrato.