dragonweirdo's Art and Animations

This is where I post some of my regular drawings and animations

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RATATATATATA

By DragonWeirdo

Updates sporadically

After 20 long years the war is finally over!

The cruel reign of Lord Bogart came to an end from an artillery shell blasting his head off.

As his face was pressed with hard metal Bogart could only think of one thing.

"Sure glad Captain Kimera isn't here. He'd find a way to make this a lot worse."

Introducing Kimera: the worst captain in the Bogart Armada.

His ship got lost on the way to the Capitol.

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"They're fine right? They're probably fine."

He has botched nearly every campaign he has been a part of.

His presence is considered unsalvageable.

10 years before the fall of the Bogarts.

"Captain! Soldiers from the Darleen Front have been spotted coming up the mountain, they'll hit the temple within the week!"

"We lucked out on stumbling upon the world's most defensible mountain monk community, but the soldiers are worried we don't have the supplies to outlast a siege."

"We could force the monks to fight for us, but they're pacifists with no military training. They'll be wiped out in minutes!"

"...Nick. Before you were a soldier, you sold lutes to children correct?"

"And I myself was a humble cabaret dancer, shaking my moneymaker for tips from the wives of foreign dignitaries..."

"Neither of us were soldiers before the war Nick. What makes the monks any different?"

"We'll train the monks and arm them! In a week's time, they will be just as capable with a gun as the most skilled of our marksmen!"

The mountain became unusable for the rest of the war.

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As the Empire fell, Lord Bogart ordered an escape pod to be launched to any remaining airship that survived the attack on the Capitol.

The pod contained an asset that could singlehandedly reverse the outcome of the war.

Only one airship remained.

Introducing Dr. Gytras, head of the Bogartian Weapon Research and Development.

Abducted from their home country, Gytras was given an ultimatum: Serve the Empire or die.

When the Darleen Front invated the Capitol, the Doctor was elated!

No more bombs! No more war machines!

Gytras didn't care if they rotted in prison or got executed. They've been ready to die for a long time.

Unfortunately Bogart still had plans for them.

Gytras would be forced to make weapons for the Empire long after its fall.

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Chapter 3

Kimera had only heard about the Doctor from reports in passing.

He wasn't expecting them to be cute.

"......."

Why is the Captain looking at them like that?

Oh dear Lord, the Captain's a Pervert.

"Cap'n! Word from central! We're to keep the Doc out of enemy hands until the main force regroups!"

That might take a while.

"!"

"You hear that Doc? Welcome to the crew!"

Oh God no.

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Chapter 4

In the mountains as the Capitol fell.

A minor contingent of the Darleen Front, "The Mothers Unit", has tracked an airship that has seemingly gone off course.

The name is pure propaganda, none of them are actually mothers.

"Ladies, the Bogarts have launched an escape pod in your direction."

"At the present, we don't know if it contains some sort of scientist or super weapon or even Bogart himself."

"While I LOATHE having to rely on you all, you three are the only ones NOT located several weeks from the pod's landing point. I only ask that that you at least TRY to capture the pod's payload intact."

"Hear you loud and clear nutsack."

"...You will treat your superiors with respect, woman."

"You got it Penis Supreme."

"I WILL HAVE YOU COUR-"*click*

[becdecorbin]

attack of Rhubarb for @siins ! what a great design and concept, pfff.

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[witnessthesurreal]

violence

[argumentativeasshole]

This is happening every day

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[wiles-art-blog]

It's make a terrible comic day.

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[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[fourleafisland]

okay alsoooo.. here's the flygon piece on it's own. this one is my favorite of the three!

[miapcain]

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[magicratfingers]

let me just

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this still makes me laugh

[in-libris-liberta-s-deactivated]

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

[iamnmbr3]

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

[elodieunderglass]

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

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[stormofthunder-deactivated20200]

rest in fucking pieces

[ragtimelime]

this is how you black out in pokemon

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Pokemon Heritage Post

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[voodoobrown-deactivated20190317]

“hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick”

[pageis]

I forgot to visit this website for a while hi hi

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

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Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

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