DIVI FILIVS

Corpus • he/him • 25 i hope i confuse the hell out of you

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[corpus--incorporated]

what if one weekend i just day tripped to vancouver and didn’t tell anyone

[pjackk]

Weed often is for stoners that want to feel strange when they want to get weird

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every time anyone doubts jalen brunson he grows stronger

[rb2so4]

now why he ourple...

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

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damn i have like a sixth sense for mfs with postgraduate degrees

[hoopskirt]

Goodbye Mr. Lynch I’ll see you in my dreams

[mafuyuh]

[corpus--incorporated]

need a jalen brunson undertale determination edit NOW

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 20 hours 10 minutes

[hampdencollege]

Santos is one of the angriest people you are ever going to meet.

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[butterflypeaflowertea]

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately

[arcadebroke]

ichg015

[akashicrecord]

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

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watching the highlights from the western conference finals and every post game interview from SGA is like “yeahhh i played like shittttt we still won tho thanks to the other guys”