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this pride it is mandatory that everyone is nicer to lesbians. especially trans lesbians

Very nice trans gal working the counter at the weed store today. She saw my ID and very quickly asked if I had a preferred name and also complimented my top. Truly a blessed 4/20

mollyjames

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

mollyjames

I'M FIXING HER OKAY??

mollyjames

My babygirl is a champion 💖

mollyjames

I'm not saying being used as a footstool by multiple women at once would fix me, but it couldn't hurt to try

mollyjames

Okay, so maybe it would hurt. But we still have to try

mollyjames

See that's the kind of forward thinking attitude we need at this company

animentality

alfgifu

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

ashenmind

“monsters in the backrooms” is still such a funny concept to me

“here’s a space that’s odd and makes you feel uniquely alone, like no one has ever been here before, but don’t worry, we put a critter in here because we thought that was boring”

fishmech

So you only like the first 62 words of the 80 word post that established the concept? Fascinating.

ashenmind

yes

ashenmind

like that last paragraph is exactly what I described; an author overplaying their hand because they don’t grasp that the space being empty is far more interesting than anything you could possibly put into it

ashenmind

there are 1001 one things you can put into the backrooms that are more interesting than monsters

once you have done that, find something else to do with your creative efforts. not everything needs to be suitable for a video game.

no. wander my halls for 10,000 years.

utopians

Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen

cheacegirl

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

charl0ttan

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

fruityyamenrunner

something charmingly twentieth century about this

cryptotheism

This counts as a spell

demilypyro

Placeable AOE effect

#i am always walking through these i hate them i do not want whimsy i want to get where im going

minecraft

canoncanidae

permanenteclipse

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

natalieironside

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.