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introduction/about me ❀

ciao ! you can call me corpus, i use basically any terms so feel free to call me whatever

i’m 20, aro/ace, and i enjoy history, drawing, reading, and occasionally writing

fandoms/likes ♡

i’m currently into the hetalia fandom, but my other likes include jojo’s bizarre adventure, cookie run kingdom, rpgmaker games, and vocaloid !

i’m a multishipper, but i mostly focus on gerita and ameripan

other than that, i like the color pink and cats 🩷

tags #

#random corpus thoughts -> textposts/thoughts/opinions

#corpus responds -> responding to asks

#corpus draws -> art

#corpus doodles -> low quality doodles/shitposts

# corpus writes -> fanfiction/writing talk

other ✿

strawpage: https://doesanyonevenlookatthese.straw.page/

ameripan ask blog: @ask-sakuraburger

ao3/+18 blog: @freakmoth

my asks are always open, so feel free to leave anything there !

thanks for visiting (=ヮ=)೨

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mantits24-07-24

Egyptposting again

anartificialsatellite

Astronaut AU

HELL YEAH BATMAN.

We're doing Ameripan because that's definitely my thing, let me know if you wanted something else.

Note: while I love space, I don't know... A ton of what it's like to be an astronaut, so this is gonna lean more Hollywood astronaut, probably, and set on the (not too distant) future.

Astronaut AU

1. Kiku, mission specialist, meets Alfred in the elevator at the flight center before they each know who the other is. Kiku is dressed in a suit and tie and Alfred, returning from a mid-workout journey to the vending machine, is actively eating a candy bar and wearing a sweaty Buc-ee’s t-shirt with earbuds in. He looks like a frat boy who got lost in a high-security government facility, but he greets the official who is showing Kiku around very familiarly and introduces himself as Al. When the doors open, he shoves the last of his candy bar in his mouth and jogs off. When they’re introduced later, Kiku is startled to realize that Alfred is the mission’s second pilot.

2. Alfred invites Kiku out for a beer and they realize they have a lot in common, and make a promise to go to a baseball game together when they come back

3. There would DEFINITELY be a very dramatic rescue after one of them loses their tether during an emergency spacewalk.

4. They’d also have a moment looking at the Earth together, and Alfred confesses he’s not sure how he’ll last when they go back since he’s gotten so used to being around him all the time.

5. After they return to Earth, they go their separate ways… until Kiku gets a phone call at his apartment back in Japan after having only been home for two days. It’s 2am where Alfred is, but he’s calling to tell him he’s going to be in Yokohama in two weeks and got two tickets to a baseball game, so maaaaaybe they could go together? No pressure.