things the two aces definitely said

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[roy raising his hand while dani is talking]

jamie: i think roy has a sore arm.

[roy starts lowering it]

jamie: yeah, just put it down. [to dani] keep going, please.

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sam: fans quite like dani. they love dani, everyone loves dani.

dani: i’m well loved!

sam: yeah, unfortunately jamie, you are a, uhm— i mean, you know what you are, jamie.

jamie: yeah.

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jamie: sam, what drives you?

sam: car.

jamie: perfect.

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dani: everybody has something that they’re ashamed of.

jamie: yeah. me? my personality. what about you guys?

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sam: do you know i’ve never lost a demerit point in my life?

dani: neither have i.

sam: well, you don’t have a license.

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isaac, pointing at sam and jamie: why are your boyfriends acting weird?

dani: first of all, only jamie is my boyfriend. and they’re not acting weird.

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jamie: you think so much your head must hurt.

sam: it does. it really does.

jamie: not me. always free and breezy up here!

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jamie, to roy: i’m not gonna answer your questions just because you’re asking them.

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jamie: i think i’m gonna try talking to roy.

dani: i think it’s useless, you’re wasting time in which we could go get ice cream.

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jamie: hi, i know you’re really busy today, so i brought you this! [hands dani a coffee]

dani: oh! this is decaf, right?

jamie, taking the coffee back: no, that detail actually… slipped my mind… so maybe i’ll just take it.

dani: almost a sweet gesture, baby, thank you.

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afc richmond sick bay

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jamie: congratulations sam, you are the new captain. i honor you, i support you, i love you. i kiss you. [kisses sam’s cheek] and i wish you all the best.

dani: and i would like to pledge my undying loyalty. i would die for you, captain.

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sam: i just wanna say that we’re not uniform in that opinion.

jamie: no, we’re casual in that opinion.

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sam: i need you and dani to create a diversion to get—

jamie: get attention? finally! my personal and professional lives collide!

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sam: what can you tell me about my favorite fruit? am i a super taster or am i a basic bitch?

jamie: no i think you’re just a beautiful little baby boy.

sam: that’s what my favorite fruit tells you?

jamie: yeah, that you’re a beautiful baby boy and you should not be stopped.

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sam: we need to work together on this.

dani: 100%.

sam: so, we’re gonna split up.

dani: …not where i thought you were going with that.

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sam: i am so mad at you right now, jamie!

dani: he’s not really mad, he’s disappointed. which is actually much worse, i would not wish that on anyone.