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Anzu: Mai, I saw you limping... old wound from 'Nam? Mai: Mai: Anzu, just how old do you actually think I am?

#Source: house md #mai kujaku #mai valentine #anzu mazaki #yugioh #ygo dm #well that's enough of that. back to sleep

Yami Yugi the first time he showed up: I am the bringer of justice to this planet… merciless and emotionless… my only thrill in this world is to see it burn! To bring fire to the night of cruelty! All mortals and all gods bow before me!

Atem (1 year later): Yugi, should I buy these pink rabbit fuzzy slippers or get the purple cat ones? My toes get cold in the mornings

#pharoah atem #yami yugi #yugioh #ygo dm #back to the void with me. this has been your monthly post

Yugi: All right, what’re everyone’s New Year’s resolutions?

Joey: go beast mode 🔥

Ryou: Disappear mysteriously into the woods

Anzu: Become a Nobel prize winner and three-time Grammy nominee!!!

Mai: Get worse.

Honda: go beast mode as well 🔥

#yugioh #ygo dm #Yugi muto #joey wheeler #ryou bakura #anzu mazaki #mai valentine #mai kujaku #Honda hiroto #tristan taylor #Katsuya jonouchi #that’s enough tags for now. happy new year every1 !!!

Honda: Ryou came out as trans to me a few weeks ago. It was with those little blue cupcakes that people use for gender reveal parties that say stuff like “it’s a boy!” Anzu: Oh, well that’s fun, isn’t it? Honda: It is not. I thought he was pregnant.

#yugioh #ygo dm #source: tumblr #hiroto honda #anzu mazaki #ryou bakura

Yugi: Kaiba, you can't just go around insulting Joey like that, he didn't do anything to deserve it! Kaiba: Of course he did. Joey, how do you pronounce bagel? Joey: ... Kaiba: Come on. Joey: Baggle. Kaiba: Ugh, you're the worst.

#source: community #yugioh #ygo dm #seto kaiba #joey wheeler #katsuya jonouchi #i return! did you miss me my loyal army of lint balls and tumbleweeds?

Malik: Of course I have a big ego. I’m just naturally good-looking, what with my long legs and nice hair and all that. You probably wouldn’t know, being so short and… urchinesque.

Yami Bakura: You waterboarded a man yesterday for not complimenting your makeup.

Malik: Well, sometimes people need a little help seeing how gorgeous I am. Not my fault they can’t see it.

#yugioh #ygo dm #Malik ishtar #marik ishtar #Yami bakura

Jonouchi: Anzu, your problem with Atem is that you’re being too subtle with him. You need to really let him know you want to date him.

Anzu: Oh yeah? And what would you know about picking up guys?

Jonouchi: Just watch (runs over to kneel at Yugis feet) PLEASE please please pleASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE please so much please please please please please please PLEASE PUH-LEASE get Italian with me tonight so we can make out behind the restaurant afterwards while our spit still tastes like mediocre tiramisu

Yugi:

Yugi: Sure

Jonouchi, standing up: See? Works every time

#joey wheeler #katsuya jonouchi #anzu mazaki #yugi muto #yugioh #ygo dm #Wishshipping #revolutionshipping

Ryou: so, this is the Shadow Realm?

Bakura: my personal dimension of eternal suffering, yes.

Ryou: are you sure this place isn’t just… Actual Hell?

Bakura: how dare you I’ll have you know I put a LOT of work into making this place unique from preconceived religious notions.

Ryou:

Ryou: …is that the Beatles I hear playing in the background?

Bakura: okay so maybe this is actually Actual Hell. Semantics.

#yugioh #ygo dm #ryou bakura #yami bakura #this is probably a more self indulgent post but whatever

Nobody saw that. I have not reblogged epic of Gilgamesh mpreg on this blog.

Seto (over blimp intercoms): Before we proceed with the official Battle City finals, KaibaCorp has a few public service announcements to make.

Seto: FIRST, it is your daily reminder that there is a camera in every single room other than the bathrooms and bedrooms. Allow me to repeat that: there IS a camera in EVERY room, and it is a live feed that my security team is constantly viewing.

SECOND, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the grease we use to keep the blimp machinery working properly CANNOT be safely used as sexual lubricant.

Seto: That is the end of this KaibaCorp public service announcement. I hate you all, good bye and good riddance.

#seto kaiba #yugioh #ygo dm #Yu gi oh #“does reading fanfic inspire you’ yes it inspires me to make jokes like this

Marik: hello potential customer would you like to sample one of our services today

Joey: what’s your service

Marik: we sandpaper your brain wrinkles out until your brain surface is completely smooth and slightly iridescent in the sweet light of the sunset

Joey:

Joey: sure. Fuck if I’ve got anything left to lose. Might as well go get my brain shined.

Marik: Awesome! That will be ¥500,003 and also your eternal soul

#marik ishtar #joey wheeler #yugioh #ygo dm

Tristan: There’s this weird pain I always get in my chest when I’m around Bakura.

Yugi: Is it happiness?

Teá: Friendship?

Joey: A crush?

Ryou (from the other room): Everyone, look! I found my lucky Millennium Ring again!

Tristan: I was gonna say it’s dread, actually

#yugioh #tristan taylor #Ryou bakura #joey wheeler #tea gardner #yugi muto

Thief King: Why is it illegal to steal from rich people?

Thief King: I mean, they have lots of money, and I have none.

#thief king bakura #yami bakura #yugioh #ygo dm

Jonouchi: Of course I know what "hush puppy" means. It's what beautiful women and pretty boys say to turn me into a melted puddle on the floor.

#Joey wheeler #katsuya jonouchi #yugioh #source: tumblr

Duke: For Halloween I’m going as an evil clown

Joey: I thought the point of Halloween was to be something other than yourself?

Duke: Then why are you wearing a dog costume?

#duke devlin #ryuji otogi #joey wheeler #katsuya jonouchi #yugioh

Yugi: Whoa! Nice Halloween costume, Ryou! How’d you get the dragon horns and tail to look so realistic?

Bakura:

Yugi:

Yugi: They’re not props are they

Yami Bakura (attempting to hide forked tongue through large set of fangs): I havf no clueth whath you’re thalking about

#Zorcification of yami b is real and true #yami bakura #yugi muto #yugioh #happy halloweenies guys

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