Correct Team Canada

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[correctteamcanada]

Submission Info!

-has to be a quote from a team canada video, OR contains at least 2 members of team canada (for example, etho and beef talking on hermitcraft is accepted)

-please include a source :)

[oh-snapperss]

proof of etho mpreg

ethogirls forgive my sins of posting this please and thank you 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[correctteamcanada]

Pause: Welcome back everyone, VintageBeef and myself has concluded that Etho is now on the watchlist for the act of terrorism he has conducted.

[going-to-the-sun]

I need your help. Which one of Team Canada says "oh shit" here? Our discord cannot be certain.

My take in the transcript below.

Beef: I'ma try to make a run for it.

Etho: Where is he?

Pause: I'm mooning him. I'm mooning him.

Beef: (Laughing) (Reading in game chat from Zisteau) 'You in a call?'

Etho: (Laughing) Oh, shit.

Pause: (Typing a reply to Zisteau)

Etho: (Laughing)

[correctteamcanada]

After quick deliberation, we have agreed that it is indeed Etho. Our reason being that Beef's voice goes up when laughing as heard just seconds before, and Pause has a very distinct inflection. We suspect Etho didn't cover it up because this is a rather early video, or maybe assumed people weren't recording/it would get cut. But that's just what we hear!

[correctteamcanada]

Etho: Oh, it dropped a bunch of these- uh-

Pause: Oh shit, yeah

Pause: I mean, oh poop, yeah! 

[Beef laughs]

Pause: Oh poop!

Beef: Oooh poop.

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Beef: Welcome back to Minec-

Etho: Labyrinth of Puzzles!

[correctteamcanada]

bro. you won’t believe it. but. like. new team canada ctm.

In the year of our lord 2023...

[correctteamcanada]

xBCrafted: Wait, isn’t this almost Team Canada?

Beef: What do you mean- oh, yeah, we’re one short.

Beef: Can we name the llama Pause?

[mintchocolatechipalcremie-deact]

“WaUOOAAauu!!!” - Team Canada

[correctteamcanada]

Beef: I was sucked again, Etho

Etho: Uh oh

...

Beef: Shut up, Pause

[Pause wheezes]

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Beef: But we got towches for days! 

Etho: Ya got towches for days! Awh yeah!

Pause: What is going on here, what- am I missing something?

Beef: Towches for days! 

Etho: You got towches for days, Pause?

Pause (laughing): No? I have no idea what’s going on-

Etho: You’re missing out then. You really wanna get some towches for days!

Beef: Towches for days!

Pause (laughing): what the heck

[correctteamcanada]

Etho: Bye

Beef: Bye-bye!

...

Pause: FUCK!

[correctteamcanada]

Pause: OOO. OAAAA ETHO I LOVE YOU PLEASE TELL MY MOM- okay, wait no I’m good. I’m running back. I don’t love you. I was just joking.

[correctteamcanada]

Beef: You guys are so mean to me. All I want is your friendship and your love.

Pause: You don’t even have to ask for it, it’s already there-

Etho: $9.99

[correctteamcanada]

Hello! Are you aware of For The Horse? Even though it’s pretty old it’s an extremely important and hilarious moment in PauseUnpause history. Now I️ feel old.

Yes we are! A truly momentous moment... for all the wrong reasons. Thank you for reminding me!

For those unaware, here's a clip. (Context: This was during a charity livestream; viewers donated money to give them items. The Enchanted Golden Apple costed $1000)

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