frank "grimey" grimes

whatever

[mutaharus]

[contravention]

[putas666]

[elementalwife]

this is what best friendship looks like @averagenintendo

[averagenintendo]

two talented writers have a conversation

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

a warning

[theclonewriter-blog]

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

[onewordtest]

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

[joehywheelah]

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

[tenoko1]

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

[cj-amused]

Things I didn’t know

[prismatic-bell]

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

[jawnwats-deactivated20160713]

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

[0nionskin]

@writrs

[hoanbee]

[memegod]

[pauljpeg]

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

[october31st1981]

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

[tacticalmoonbeam]

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

[aprettyokaydude-deactivated2019]

stop saying ‘policeman/policewoman’

just use the gender neutral term, “pig”

[jumex]

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)

[meandyoudotws]

[lithping]

name us and the contract will be sealed

[inanimatedan]

Can’t get you out of my head. 

[justcatposts]

[fleursdumal]

‘I am able to make a difference simply by living my life openly and with love’

[ckhesst]

DRAC=DRAGON

[museconfused]

exeggcute aren’t eggs

they’re seeds

[tasty-salamanders]

Exeggcute being seeds was never a secret, it is right in their Pokédex entries.

“Often mistaken for eggs. When disturbed, they quickly gather and attack in swarms.” - Pokémon Red and Blue

“A Pokémon that is like the seeds of a plant. If you find one and chase it, others will join it without you noticing.” - Pokémon Stadium