Paging Doctor Ochki

My name is Dr. Ochki and I am searching for a cure for the disease known as Rust. Perhaps you can assist me? (RP Blog for Ochki from .flow. Warning: Don't actually agree to help him.) SCMMusicPlayer.init("{'skin':'skins/black/skin.css','playback':{'autostart':'false','shuffle':'false','volume':'50'},'playlist':[{'title':'Thankless Job','url':'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTZcLThd7Ek'},{'title':'Time for Tea','url':'http://youtu.be/qwy9yk1d7Tk'},{'title':'The Doctors Wife','url':'http://youtu.be/zBFtWyvRMOk'}],'placement':'top','showplaylist':'false'}");

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mags-the-flower started following you

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“If I need to do, I’ll cut you open.”

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Ugh.

Warn me before you do.

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"Of course."

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mags-the-flower started following you

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“Would you like me to examine you?”

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Yeah just don’t cut me open!

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"If I need to do, I'll cut you open."

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mags-the-flower started following you

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“What about your flowers?”

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They grow on me.

They’re killing me.

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"Would you like me to examine you?"

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“I think I’d need to be sick, really sick not the fake sick all Kaibutsu are, to be a patient. I’m not even going to touch the victim comment. Not with a ten foot pole.”

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The doctor just smiles.

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Gabe groans and covers his face with his hands, giving up.

“Can you just… Kill me now so I can respawn sooner?”

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"As you wish."

And that is that. Gabe is dead.

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mags-the-flower started following you

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“There there. I’ll only touch you if you are ill. I’m a doctor, not a monster.”

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I am ill though like.

Flowers!

Look at them.

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"What about your flowers?"

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mags-the-flower started following you

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“No promises.”

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I’ll uh.

I’LL BREAK YOUR HAND IF YOU DO.

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"There there. I'll only touch you if you are ill. I'm a doctor, not a monster."

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“Well you usually kill people you hate.”

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“But I love you, Gabe. You’re my best patient.” 

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“You’re a terrible liar.”

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“I’m not lying, Gabe. You honestly are my very best patient, as well as victim.”

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“I think I’d need to be sick, really sick not the fake sick all Kaibutsu are, to be a patient. I’m not even going to touch the victim comment. Not with a ten foot pole.”

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The doctor just smiles.

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benzenecontractor started following you

“Hello.”

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Apparently nobody is talkative today.

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"I apologize, I tend to speak in a professional manner." 

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“Well you usually kill people you hate.”

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“But I love you, Gabe. You’re my best patient.” 

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“You’re a terrible liar.”

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"I'm not lying, Gabe. You honestly are my very best patient, as well as victim."

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“BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO DIE?”

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“But I want you to die. And what I want is more important than what you want.”

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“Why do you hate me so much Doc? What have I done?”

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“Who said I hated you?”

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“Well you usually kill people you hate.”

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"But I love you, Gabe. You're my best patient." 

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benzenecontractor started following you

"Hello."

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mags-the-flower started following you

“Hello.”

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You’re the scary doctor guy /don’t touch me/.

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"No promises."

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“BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO DIE?”

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“But I want you to die. And what I want is more important than what you want.”

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“Why do you hate me so much Doc? What have I done?”

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"Who said I hated you?"

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mags-the-flower started following you

"Hello."

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“It’s not funny now is it? Now that your life is in danger.”

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“MY LIFE IS WHAT.”

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“You heard me.”

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“I’VE MADE WORSE JOKES BEFORE WHY THIS TIME.”

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“Why not?”

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“BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO DIE?”

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"But I want you to die. And what I want is more important than what you want."

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“It’s not funny now is it? Now that your life is in danger.”

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“MY LIFE IS WHAT.”

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“You heard me.”

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“I’VE MADE WORSE JOKES BEFORE WHY THIS TIME.”

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"Why not?"

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Gabe starts screaming. He starts and does not stop for a long while and when he does he is nearly in tears and gibbering.

“IT WAS A JOKE ALL A JOKE I AM SORRY.”

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“Sex dungeon. Really?”

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“I’M DRUNK IT WAS FUNNY IN MY HEAD.”

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“It’s not funny now is it? Now that your life is in danger.”

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“MY LIFE IS WHAT.”

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"You heard me."