I can’t wait for the Prime Material Plane to invent actual, useful computers.
Then I can digitize and burn all this paperwork.

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@corvidice
I can’t wait for the Prime Material Plane to invent actual, useful computers.
Then I can digitize and burn all this paperwork.
Well. I’ll see you all in the morning.
I have things to do.
I am not indulging any arguments.
We can discuss this as professionals once people are calm.
One shitty scientist, two liches, three living wizards, a fighter, and a cleric.
While I do not owe anyone an explanation, I will offer one.
The matter at hand is that he flew under my radar. No being should be able to escape my notice while casting 9th level spells. I want to know how he did it. But I also understand that while he claimed it would stop. It will not.
It is better to have that bomb go off under my supervision than outside.
This is not a job. This is more akin to a research grant and a toddler leash at the same time. I do not want another incident like that one. I do not want him to meddle in magics he cannot control. But short of posting a fulltime reaper on him, it proves incredibly difficult to do so.
So. I control his magic flow, and I’ll know exactly what he’s doing. I also get to see how the hell he managed that without being a spellcaster.
He won’t be visiting the Stockade, he won’t be at the meetings. It’s not like I asked you to share a room.
I do feel bad for Kravitz.
I’ve been forced to mellow out considerably by Lup, Barry, and Tumblr, and I gave him next to no adjustment.
corvidice:
Would you rather I had left you in the dark about it, dearest Emissary?
The web is my oyster, you just happen to steal the meat first. I’d love it back please.
Ha.
Well, next time, I promise I won’t tell you whatever it is you’re wondering.
dirgereciting:
Indeed, talking about the Bone Zone is a stellar example.
Would you rather I had left you in the dark about it, dearest Emissary?
This is my one allotted weekly moment to say:
Istus is absolutely gorgeous and as warm as the goddamn sun.
dirgereciting:
You are an inspiration, surely.
I try to be a good role model for all under my employ, yes.
corvidice:
No, you’re fine.
I’ll take your word as truth, though I find myself being quite the fool now.
It happens to all of us. Keeping up with slang is an arms race for people our age.
I was trying to be ladylike.
dirgereciting:
…Did I come back to the wrong Plane?
No, you’re fine.
@corvidice
Must you?
I must.
dirgereciting:
What is the Bone Zone.
I knew this would happen, but I was somehow unprepared.
Ah, yes, the Bone Zone.