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were--ralph

connect with old tumblr users by saying the three magic words "hot hot leg"

were--ralph

Do you know what "hot hot leg" means?

yes

no

it sounds familiar but no

Voting ended onJan 18

carnage-cathedral

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

taylornprice

backyard dandelions in the sketchbook

unorcadox

(You’ve chosen to not remember this part.)

bytedykes

[ID: A photo of a river with a blacked out and blurred section in the middle of the image. Text below says, (You’ve chosen to not remember this part.) /end ID]

aimless-existences

"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

alex-or-lex

northernlion deciding what to stream next

newjackcole

Starshower

newjackcole

Fountain

skygenders

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

geminisee

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

xenasaur

*aborted baby voice* I would've been the third founding member of TPUSA... if you'd kept me...

dotjade

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

helila

yellbug

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

#i went to a concert in november 2024 and after each set the crowd chirped 'YIPPEE' over and over #instead of cheering or clapping or whatever happens at concerts normally #the opener and the main artist were both quite puzzled by this occurrence

healrosie

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

rederiswrites

Just in case you need to hear this, bedtime is not for looking at news. It's not time to watch videos about what's going on; it's not time to catch up or "stay informed". Your job at bedtime is to relax and clear your head and sleep, so that you can be rested and tackle another day tomorrow. That's your only responsibility at bedtime. That's how you serve the world best. At bedtime, relaxing and going the fuck to sleep is praxis.

#needed to hear this